Now we must take a step back from our delightful little tale to bring you some shocking news from one of the family members of the moose who has so sadly and recently died.
"Ahem, may I please have your undivided attention please." The moose was speaking from a podium in front of what appeared to be a very big crowd in an extremely large auditorium. "If I give it to you will you pay me?" yelled a random voice from the audience. "Yo mutha expletive deleted I will expletive deleted you up! You get what the expletive deleted I'm sayin expletive deleted ?" the room fell silent once again. "Now as I was saying, Mister Root123 does not own any of these worthless characters, nor would he want to because of how worthless they are. He also wants to state that he hopes everybody understands sarcasm and is listening to classical music right now, seeing as how it roxxorz my soxxorz." Secretly however the moose was cursing Mister Root123 for using the term "roxxorz my soxxorz" and vowed to one day kill that fool. He looked around at the audience and noticed a young boy approaching him from the wings of the stage. The boy whispered a few things to the moose and the moose immediately cleared a path through the crowd via his very large horns.
Now we return to our story, already in progress. "Kakashi what are you doing wearing that sheet over your head?" Sasuke inquired. Oh no! Kakashi thought, He has seen through my ghost jutsu. "Kakashi threw the sheet off of his head and threw a shuriken at WSasuke all in one swift motion. "Ah!" WSasuke screamed at the shuriken and it started to cry. "Why would you scream at me?" the little piece of metal asked. "I was just doing what that guy over there wanted me to!" With that the little throwing star flew away into the night. "What the hell?" Sasuke said, "When did it become night time?" "Duh Sasuke, it was night yesterday you football!" Naruto screamed as he launched himself at Sasuke, "And if you didn't know that then you must not be Sasuke! Huzzah I'm not stupid!" But Naruto was wrong, it was Sasuke, and Kakashi had to stop Naruto from beating the other kid senseless, or he could sit back and watch, it might be funny. So Kakashi pulled out a bottle of Sunny D and some popcorn out of his eye and began to much on it. "No Naruto you little freakish bat!" Yelled Sakura. She jumped in front of him and bit his shirt clean off. "Sakura…" Naruto stared at Sakura; with that shirt in her teeth she looked almost feral. "I never knew you were such a friendly ghost…" With tears in his eyes he ran to her and gave her a hug. She returned his love with a swift kick to the groin. "Now eat on that! How did you like them bananas? Was I too much for them? Ya I always knew I was an awesome peacock but I just never figured out why, until now!" She triumphantly raised her fist to celebrate when WSasuke shoved her into a burlap sack and ran into the mist with her. Kakashi quickly dispelled the mist and everyone was witness to the horrible thing WSasuke was doing with the sack made of burlap.