Ares- Hey, all you creatures out there, both mortal and immortal, welcome to FEAR FACTOR- Demigod Edition.
-insert theme music here-
Ares- Kids, the stunts you see on this show are NOT to be tried at home. If attempted, we are in no way responsible for any injuries, health concerns, fatigue, constant gagging, and medical treatment that may occur in result of this show.
Luke- Does this include suicidal thoughts?
Ares- Yes, Luke. Now, let's-
Percy- And the possibility of going into a coma?
Ares- Um, yes, that too now can we please-
Luke- And severe constipation?
Ares- Ahem, yes, now can we please move before we get kicked off the air!
Luke/Percy- (nods)
Ares- Okay, now, if you haven't geussed already, our two remaining contestants are Percy and Luke!
People on WiFi- (mock "whoo's" )
Ares- Oh yeah! Let's not forget our former contestants that are on this WiFi T.V. with us, Bianca, Rachel, Travis, and Annabeth.
Luke- If your expecting an applause your not going to get one.
Annabeth- Don't worry, we won't.
Ares- Last time, we sent Annabeth and Travis packing. How are you guys today?
Travis- I'm great Ares, just great.
Annabeth- Me too, I geuss.
Bianca- Hey! Ares, I have a question...
Ares- Yes, Bianca?
Bianca- Yeah, why are me and Rachel in handcuffs?
Ares- Well, according to the incident last time, you're lucky you are even making an appearance!
Rachel- What did we ever do?
Percy- I can answer that one. Rachel got mad at Bianca, and Bianca tied Rachel to a chair.
Bianca- It wasn't that bad!
Travis- Well, it kinda was...
Rachel- It's all your fault!
Bianca- Don't go blaming me!
Rachel- Uh, who else do I have to blame?
Bianca- Um...that speck of dust!
Rachel- Huh?
Bianca- The speck of dust! Right there, by your foot!
Rachel- Well, it does look suspicious...
Bianca- Guilty as charged!
Travis- Wow, they talk a lot.
Annabeth- I'll say.
Ares- okay, CAN WE PLEASE GET STARTED?!
Rachel- (bends down, trying to talk to speck of dust.) Where were you on the night of...
All- RACHEL!
Ares- okay, ignoring them, let's get on with the stunt.
Luke- It's about time!
Ares- Okay, let's reveal the next stunt!
(curtain reveals two large tubs)
Luke- What is that?
Ares- Well, if you were patient, you'd let me explain.
Percy- (While nudges Luke) Yeah!
Luke- Shut up.
Ares- Both of you will be placed in one tub. This stunt is different because both of you will be competitng at the same time. While you are in the tub, the tub will be filled with over sized cockroaches, spiders, and worms. the person who stays in the tub longest, wins.
Luke- Easy!
Ares- Oh, I'm not done. While you are laying in the tunnel, you will be wearing earphones with Hannah Montana music blasting into your ears!
Percy/Luke- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ares- Oh yes. So, you two will go over there to get in your tubs.
Percy/Luke- (are rushed away)
(You suddenly see Luke and Percy getting into the tubs, with earphones on.)
Ares- Are we ready?
Random Dude- Yep!
Ares- Pour in the bugs! Start the music!
(four dump trucks dump the over-sized bugs in the tubs, and you hear Hannah Montana music playing muffled.)
Travis- Wait, so they are in the tubs right now?
Ares- Yes. Yes they are.
Annabeth- What do we do now?
Ares- We wait.
Bianca- Fine by me, Rachel is interrogating the dust speck.
Rachel- Oh, so you stay silent? That is a very suspicious action by you!
Travis- She's still talking to that thing?
Bianca- Ares! Can we please take theses handcuffs off?
Ares- No.
Bianca- Why?
Ares- Because I said so.
Bianca- Grr...
Annabeth- What do we do now?
Ares- Well, Percy and Luke have been in the tubs for only five minutes.
Travis- How long do you expect them to be in there?
Ares- A while.
Bianca- ...
Rachel-...
Annabeth-...
Travis-...
-2 hours later-
Bianca- (yawn)
Rachel- ahem...
Annabeth- (shuffles around)
Travis- (is sleeping)
Ares- We have some shuffling on Luke's side...
Rachel- Huh...? What...?
Bianca- Go Luke!!
All- (stares)
Bianca- He is kinda a cute...
Annabeth- I'll give her that...
Travis- Go Percy!
Ares- And Luke is...
Luke- (Emerges from tub.)
Ares- AND THE WINNER OF FEAR FACTOR DEMIGOD EDITION IS...
Luke- No need to make it a big deal...
Ares- PERCY!
Percy- (comes up from tub) What? I won! I won! I won!
Ares- You have proved yourself worthy!
Percy- Worthy of what?
Ares- To be named toughest demigod by the toughest god!
Percy- Cool!
Ares- Congratulations!
Annabeth- Yay Percy!
Travis- Go man!
Rachel- Whoo!
Bianca- Awesome!
Ares- Wow, awesome job to everyone! Thanks for viewing!
All- See you next time on FEAR FACTOR-Demigod Edition!
A/N- I might do another season if I feel like it, but son't count on it. I will be away for the weekend, so I won't see any reviews/PM's until like late Sunday. In other news...my birthday is this Monday....and yeah...
Anyways, I am still dping aimless oneshots and a bunch of other stuff. Vote on my poll!
-Rainy
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