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Note: only 1 character per letter please. if you want to send letters to more than 1 character, please send more than 1 letter.
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Dear Deidara-Kun, Sasuke and Orochimaru,
Deidara - I know you're evil and everything, but will you marry me? Please?
Sasuke - You're hot and everything, but why is Itachi the hot one in your
family?
Orochimaru - Are you and Michael Jackson related? Or did you both just go to the
same plastic Surgeon?
From SaintRhianna
Dear SaintRhianna,
Deidara: Hmm...My left hand says sure but my right hand says hell no. Hmm...eeney meeny miney moe...un
Sasuke: (gasp) Excuse me??? What do you mean Itachi's the hot one? I'm hot too you know!!!
Naruto: Pfft...yeah, that cockatoo hair of yours is soo "hot"
Sasuke: (death glare) Do you want to be set on fire? No, then I suggest you slowly back away
Orochimaru: Micheal Jackson? (shifty eyes) Noooo...of course we're not related!
Micheal jackson: orochimaru! Why havn't you cleaned your cave yet?
orochimaru: (sniff) Sorry daddy...
Love,
Sasuke, Orochimaru and Deidara.
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Dear minna-san,
Sasuke-kun: Admit it, deep down you really like Naruto-kun; you cherish him like
a loud, annoying, bratty little brother, don't you? XD
Sakura-chan: If for some bizzarre reason Sasuke-kun fell off the face of the
planet, who would be your second choice for a boyfriend?
Orochimaru: Why are you such a creepy b, anyway? The whole snake-thing is
really cool and stuff, but you'd be a lot more original if you weren't evil. :P
I mean, a HEROIC snake-summoning hottie would be interesting, know what I mean?
Guy-sensei:P What's with the whole 'youth' thing? You find your first gray
hair or something? XD Gomen, I love ya, I really do...(and don't bother ragging
me about MY gray hairs, I've had 'em since I was 9. Oo')
Akamaru-kun: My dogs, Miles and Wyatt, say that if you ever decide to take
students, they'd love to learn a few jutsu from you. Miles is particularly
interested in something that would help him catch more rabbits, and Wyatt loves
the idea of turning into a 'human' the way you did during the chunin exams.
Last but assuredly not least:
Lee-kun: You are, bar none, the cutest boy I have ever seen. Well, apart from my
darling Cro-sama. Oo' Anyway, I just wanted to tell you I admire your dedication
and I hope you win your beloved's heart.
From,Diinya-chan
Dear Diinya-chan,
Sasuke: No.Freakin'.Way. Period
Sakura: I'd have to go with sasuke kun's other shadow clone. Mr. sassy chan jr.
Orochimaru: Evil? What honestly makes you think I'm evil?
kabuto: You killed ninjas for an experament, you betrayed konoha and tryed to destroy it, you kidnapped sasuke, and showed signes of pedophilic acts, you---
orochimaru: Oh go screw a helmet!!!!!! (sniff)
Gai: Because youth is youthful and youthfulness is youth showing youthfulness in this youthful youth time when youth is very youthfuly indeed youthful youth.
Akamaru: Woof woof woof?? woooffff...arf arf bow wow rrrrr...grrr..woof!!!! woof woof woof!!! woof?? WOOF?????WOOFFFFF??????
Lee: Youthfully sankyou!!! (thank you in narutard language)
Love,
Minna
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Dear everybody...
Kiba, i really think you're so hot and cute . Would u go on a date with me?
Please?
Naruto, do you know that Hinata LOVES YOU?!?
Everybody, would you come visit me to my place? I have a lot of goodies
(including ramen!)
Luv and kisses!!
Elly
Dear Elly,
Kiba: My my! I'm flattered! I hope you like kibbles-n-bits
Naruto: H..Hinata l..loves moi?? (shocked) Hey hinata!
Hinata: Y..yes naruto kun?
Naruto: Do you love me?
Hinata: N...naruto k..kun...I...I...I..I...I...(long pause) I...L..love...I...naruto...k..kun..I.I..I...(faints)
Naruto: Oh great, now I have to take her to the hospital...(sigh)
Sakura: Goodies? Sweet! chaaaaa I'll so go over!!
Ino: Not if I get there first!
Sasuke: there better be linkin park music..(pause) You...didn't hear anything...
naruto: Ramennnnnn...(faints)
Sasuke: I'm not taking you to the hospital...(backs away)
Love: Everyone
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Dear Lee,
Well, I plan to kill you, but I'm having problems desiding on how, so I thought
I'd let you choose! Would your
A) Like to have your brains pulled out through your noes by a hook
B) Be gabed by a million pointy things
C) Have your heart riped out through your throught or
D) Be bommarded by millons of exploding muffins of nucular proportions?
Oh, and Sakura, when will you get a life and stop with your obsestion over emo
kid sasuke?
yours truely,
Isia
Dear Isia,
(watery eyes) B..But killing me isn't youthful at all!
(sniff) I'd have to choose D. Muffins are youthful and my friend...
sakura: When pigs fly!
Ino: (up in the sky) Hey sakura! look! Tsunade taught me the " Ino aka piggy girl flying in the sky no jutsu!"
Sakura: Um...I refuse to answer your question...
love,
Lee and sakura
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Dear Itachi,
I'm sorry for hurting your ears. I was trying to prove a point to a friend.
Anyway are you afraid of becoming blind from your mangekyou sharingan(sp)?
Naruto why do you like Sakura when she clearly likes Sasuke and is too stupid to
realize how awesome you are? Please don't tell me she's pretty (or anything that
means the same thing) because you're too awesome to be shallow. Neji, my friend
(the same one that made me hurt Itachi's ears) believes you look like a girl and
the best way to fix that would be by cutting your hair. I told her she was crazy
what do you think? Hinata when are you going to show the world that your an evil
genius? And Sasuke you didn't tell me if you were gay or not. But oh well your
just going to deny it anyway.
love,
ItachiUchiha17
Dear Itachi,
Ohh...the super awesome better than you sharingan? Yeeaaanooo...The answer is no. I don't get blind. (pause) Now where did I put that seeing eye dog? Hmmm..
Naruto: because if I love sakura and sakura loves sasuke, then sasuke loves me! it's a love triangle!
Neji: A GIRL??????? I neji-ji-ji-ji hyuuuuuuuuga, superior of all, ruler of your soul, better than you genious, elite hyuuuuuuga does NOT and I repeat NOT look like a girl. Why? Cause I'm a hyuuuuu (2 hours later) uuuuuuuuuu (5 hours later) uuuuuuuu GA!
Hinata: E...evil genious? I...I'm not...I'm just shy that's all..y..yeah...shy...
Sasuke: I'm not gay. Why? cause I'm an uchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (gets shot by neji)
Neji: hey! get your own catch phrases you copy cat!!!!!
Sasuke: (sniff) Fine...loser
Love,
Everyone (but mostly the Hyuuuuuuuuuga)
(A/N: neji's ganna kill me later..I just know it!)
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Dear following-following-ninja-who's-names-are-mentioned-in-following-letter...
Orochimaru:I know I'm gonna regret this but I have to ask, do you like Kabuto
cause it's praticly your main pairing... and everyone believes your gay soo...
yeah.
Sasuke: you listen to linkin park(GO LINKIN PARK V) and cut your wrist? I htink
your an emo... and you cant deny it... ok that was more of a stare than a
question but so?( And I'm no emo... though I did atempt it but I'm scared of
sharp objects...)
Orochimaru(bastard): whay did you leave the akatsuki's?($100 on it's cause
Itachi kicked your ass v)
Sakura: is ther any chance of you ever liking Naruto... casue don't think we
didn't notice your blush in the first hurricane chronicles ep when you re-met
naruto... up to the point were he wrecked it with his new pervy jutsusigh
morron.
Naruto:Eh... ramen don't have parents...
So there you go... I wanted to do one for Itachi cause he's so cool but I can't
think of anything so... anyway that's it for now... /v\
From: From: Hao is hot
Dear Hao is hot,
Orochimaru: Yeeeenooo...ha! You thought I was gay didn't you? Ha!
Sasuke: I'm not emo!! I'm just not too happy that's all!
Orochimaru: Itachi sooo didn't beat me! I left cause I was getting eaten by evil red pickles!!! (cough) In Itachi's tsukiyomi of course...(cough)
Sakura: Blushing??? no I wasn't blushing!!!! It was my seasonal allergies!!!
Naruto: (turns kyuubi) Excuse me???
Love,
Everyone
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Dear Neji,
I'd like to think i'm strong. Will you fight me? Kiba, if you go on vaation
without Akamaru, can i look after him?! Lee, I'm sad now. Will you cheer me up?
Sasuke, just what type of hooney do you use exactly? Is it a certain brand?
naruto, why are you so cute?!
sincerely,
Akunei
Dear Akunei,
Finally! A letter to the hyuuuuuu (get your popcorn folks!) uuuuuuuuuuuuu (50 bucks on him doing this for 40 hours) uuuuuuuuuuu (39 hours later) uuuuuuga! (dang, lost the bet!)
Are you a Hyuuuuuuuuu (not again!)
ATTENTION: the evil spirit shot neji for wasting 50 hours of precious lifetime.
Kiba: Sure, make sure you feed him kibbles-n-bits
sasuke: The super awesome stickey honey bee brand special. get yours at walmart for only 69.99!
Naruto: Cause I'm the uke! Guess the seme
Love,
Everyone
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From:neko oni
Dear Neji-kun
Will you marrie me?PLEASE!
Dear Neko Oni,
Are you a Hyuuuuuuu (I thought he was shot!) uuuuuuuuuuuuu (that's it, grab the rifle) uuuuuuga!
(runs like hell)
Love,
neji Hyuuuuuuu
(BANG!)
X.X
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Dear Everyone,
Naruto... what do you think of Sasuke? Besides him being your rival/enemy? Do
you deep down really care about Sasuke?
Sasuke. WHY MUST YOU KILL ITACHI?! I MEAN, COME ON! HE'S YOUR FREAKIN' BROTHER!
Oh well... He did make you all emo and stuff, so I guess you have a reason...
But still. You're brothers. You should love each other.
Sakura. STAY AWAY FROM SASUKE. He belongs to my friend. Why do you try to win
Sasuke's heart? You must know by now he doesn't love any of those fan girls he
has. There's more of a chance he'll end up with Naruto than with you.
Itachi. You belong to me. I own you. And there's nothing you can do about it. xD
Orochimaru. YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOMEST SNAKE EVER! Can I hug you? xD
Kakashi. Do you really have a mangekyou sharingan too? That is so awesome if you
do. I love you.
Iruka. What's with the scar on your nose?
Temari. Do you like Shikamaru? Come on, we all know you do. :D
Kisame. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' FISH?! I mean, honestly. Who goes around
looking like a shark? What the hell are you anyway? No offence. I still think
you're pretty cool.
Itachi(again). I like your hair. Can I have it?
Love always,
Sesshoumaru's Sweetheart.
Dear Sesshomaru's Sweetheart,
Naruto: He IS the seme----oops...
Sasuke: Sesshomaru and Inuyasha doesn't! (sniff) and they got to go to family therapy!!! Plus, Itachi ate my clan..yes, ATE.
Sakura: What if I have...a chainsaw!
Itachi: (no response what so ever)
Orochimaru: only if you give me a little boy! Daddy needs it.
kakashi: Of course I do!!!! (cue the star wars music!) Sasuke, I am your father...dum dum dum
Iruka: I got it during one of my emo phases...back then, people used to cut on the nose instead of wrist.
Temari: Sure why not? meh...
Kisame: My mom's at seaworld, my dad's turned into sushi, and my nemo's my freakin' uncle!!! And don't get me strated on jaws.
Itachi: Does it look like I'm ganna not kill you?
Love,
Everyone
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Dear Everyone,
Sakura and Ino, why are you two so obesesive with Sasuke? Why not give other
guys a chance? -coughlee&shikacough- Kisame, are you and Itachi best friends?
And Gaara? blush May at least have one date with you?
Love, kuro no tsubasa
P.S. For Kiba-kun, Shino hates bug repellent. Try that on him!
Dear Kuro no Tsubasa,
Because he has...(dramatic pause)...virginity!!!! (nod nod)
Kisame: Yes we are! he's the only one that didn't laugh at me back in kindergarden for accedently eating my cousin in sushi...
Gaara: Only if we get to build sandcastles together! wheeeee
Love,
Everyone
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Dear multiple Naruto characters,
Hinata, why don't you try to get more confidence and ask Naruto out? At least
Sakura won't kill you with a chainsaw.
Sasuke, seriously, why the heck are you emo? This avenger act isn't fooling
me...or a lot of people for that matter.
Naruto, why don't you take your eyes off of Sakura for a minute and notice
Hinata?
Ino, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO USELESS?!!??!??!!?!??!?
Sincerely,
--KBB
Dear KBB,
Hinata: But everytime I do that, I faint...and the doctors give me a raibi shot...ughhh
Sasuke: I'm not emo!! And I AM an avenger!!!! I have to avenge my tomatoe plushie...(sniff) Itachi ate it along with the clan...(sniffle)
naruto: Hinata? Who the heck is Hinata?
Ino: I'm not completly useless. I can still take out the garbage every tuesday!
Love,
Everyone
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