Zuke: Now over to Citrimon (formerly known as BamberNanimon) from the worst dubbed episode of Digimon ever, Digimon Data squad

Zuke: Now over to Citrimon (formerly known as BamberNanimon) from the worst dubbed episode of Digimon ever, Digimon Data squad episode 7.

Citrimon: I'm gonna squeeze ya if you say that Zucchinimon owns Digimon.

Zuke: I DON'T CARE IF YOU LOOKED LIKE A TERRORIST, YOU LOOKED WAY BETTER WHEN YOU WEREN'T ORANGE AND YOU DIDN'T THROW APPLES!

Citrimon: Geez sorry…

"Are you sure that you don't want to get one of the professional instructors to help you?" TK asked Kari as they headed up the ski lift on one of the beginner runs.

"Yeah, I'm sure," replied Kari, " I'm more comfortable learning from someone that I know and trust anyways,"

"Alright" said TK as they neared the top, "But I won't be held responsible if you get hurt"

"Oh I'm sure you would never let me get hurt TK" replied Kari in a tone that was almost hopeful.

"Keep your tips up: advised TK as they reached the top of the lift.

"Alright the very first thing you need to know, " explained TK as they slid off of the lift, "Is how to stop"

"Okay" replied Kari nodding, "And how do I do that?"

"Well the beginner method of stopping is called the pizza stop," said TK demonstrating this, "It's where you push your heels out and toes in to make a shape that sort of looks like a pizza slice,"

"Like this?" asked Kari, jamming her skis in the same motion TK had done except much harder. The effect of this was her slipping and falling onto TK.

"Not quite," grunted TK as her lifted her off of him with relative ease, "Try doing it a bit more gently than that"

"Sorry" apologized Kari as she stood up and dusted herself off.

"No problem," reassured TK as he picked up his poles, "The next thing you need to know is how to use that to slalom down the hill,"

For the next two hours, TK taught Kari the finer points of shifting her weight to criss-cross the hill and to stop. In the meantime Davis was his plan to get back at TK for stealing his skiing pupil.

After purchasing some thing from the store he hurried to TK and Kari's room.

As Davis came up to room 21 he took out the card key that he had "relieved" from TK earlier that mourning. As he entered he took out the bottle of what he had just purchased and unscrewed the lid.

"Hehe. Itching powder is just what I need to get back at GZ for keeping me from showing off my awesomeness to Kari," he cackled walking in between the two beds, "Wait a minute. Which bed is AJ's?"

Not being able to decide he pulled a coin out of his pocket and said, "Ok, if it lands on heads, the bed near the window, and if it lands on tails, the bed near the door" He flipped the coin into the air, caught it in his palm and slapped it onto his hand. When he lifted his hand he saw whatever is on the tails side of Japanese coinage staring back at him. In an instant he sprinkled the powder all over the bed near the door (or for all of you that didn't pay attention to the details of chapter two, Kari's bed).

"That should do it," he said as he tossed the empty bottle in the trashcan near the door.

Later that day Kari decided to go to the spa with Yolei.

"Admit it," demanded Yolei while enjoying a mud mask and a mud bath.

"Admit what?" asked Kari who was enjoying the same treatment.

"That you're in love with TK," declared Yolei in all her bluntness.

"I don't know what you're talking about" denied Kari grateful for the fact that her mud facial was hiding her rather conspicuous blush.

"Sure you do," said Yolei, "I've seen the way that you stare at him when you think no one is watching,"

"I, ah I do not," stammered Kari, 'Am I really that obvious?' she wondered to herself.

"Yes you are," Yolei replied to her unspoken question.

Needless to say Kari was taken aback, "Did I say that out loud?" she asked.

"No," replied Yolei lazily, "You're just very predictable,"

"Even if I was there wouldn't be the slightest chance that he returned those feelings," said Kari sullenly.

"Well you know what they say," replied Yolei cryptically, "Love is obvious only when you are not involved," And with that said she got up and left to go and get cleaned up.

Kari sat there for a long while after Yolei left pondering what she had said. 'If that's true then I need to open my eyes to what's right in front of me'.

Later that night and Kari were just hanging out in their room when Kari said, "Hey TK,"

"Yeah?" he responded.

"Have you ever liked anyone?"

"Well sure. I like you,"

At this Kari had a sharp intake of breath.

"And I like Tai and Matt and Sora," he continued.

"No I meant like as in had a crush on anyone," she interrupted.

"Well sure I've had a few crushes on girls," he said as he sat down on his bed, "But they were mostly from hormones and such. Why do you ask?"

"Oh no reason," said Kari a little too quickly then walked into the bathroom to change.

TK looked at the door funny then shrugged and pulled on his sleeping clothes.

"Goodnight" said Kari as she crawled into bed and turned out the light.

"Goodnight" replied TK sleepily.

Then Kari felt an itch on her back so she scratched it and rolled onto her side. Then she felt an itch on her side so she scratched that and rolled onto her other side. When she felt an itch on her other side she sat up, flipped the light on and said, "Arrgh!"

"Huh? Wha? Where's the fire?" exclaimed TK sitting up.

"There's no fire," explained Kari, "My sheets are all itchy!"

Then she spotted the empty bottle of itching powder in the garbage can. "TK did you put itching powder in my bed?" she asked.

"No. That sounds more like something Davis would do," said TK yawning.

"Well because of that I don't have a place to sleep tonight," said Kari exasperatedly.

"Here," said TK, "Take my bed. I'll sleep on the floor,"

"No I couldn't possibly make you sleep on the floor TK," said Kari, "I'll share the bed with you just stay on your side ok?"

"Ok," agreed TK. They both got into the bed and Kari switched off the lights.

"Goodnight," said TK.

"Goodnight," replied Kari.

Unbeknownst to them until mourning they rolled together shortly after falling asleep.

A/N: Sorry for the delay. Tell me what you think of my shipping wars idea that's on my profile.

Zuke