Chapter 4: The Secret Life of the American Vampire

(Bella's POV)

As Edward, Carlisle, and I piled into Edwards's Volvo, Jasper decided to send another wave of hyper to me.

Jasper had the special ability to send it to just one person, and also send more emotions than one to any one person.

"Why can't I bring Bob!" I screamed while we started driving.

Edward brought me closer to him, "Because we don't know what kind of chaos he can get into at the hospital, Bella," he said calmly.

I immediately smiled, "Oh! I want to play I Spy! Can we Edward! Please! Please!? PLEASE! PLEASE?! PULEE-ZEEEE!" I screamed.

He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, "Fine, Bella. Want me to start?"

I quickly nodded my head while smiling.

"Okay," he said looking around, "I Spy something…green," he said instantly looking regrettable.

I jumped up and down in my seat, "Oh! I know! Is it that tree?!" I asked hopeful.

"Nope," he said looking out the window.

I frowned, "Or! Maybe is it that tree!?" I said looking at him.

He shook his head, "That tree! No, wait. Maybe is it that tree?! What about the one that looks kinda funny…it kinda looks likes Emmett's butt actually," I said tilting my head to the side while they both laughed.

"WAIT! STOP THE CAR!" I screamed while Carlisle slammed on the brakes. I got out of the car and started walking towards the forest.

"I know what the I Spy clue is!" I started walking deeper into the forest while both of the ran with me. I picked the tallest tree I could find and started climbing up it. It's weird that when your hyper, you don't fall as much.

As I started to get higher, you could hear Edward scream, "BELLA! Get down here right now!" him and Carlisle screamed.

I laughed and picked a leaf from the highest branch, and I flew out of the tree. As soon as Edward saw me, he immediately ran towards where I was going to fall and catch me. "Is it this leaf!?" I screamed as soon as he let me down.

He sighed, "No, Bella, it is not."

I frowned and started running again, but this time, Edward and Carlisle ran their vampire speed to catch me, "Oh no you don't, Bella," Edward said as he caught me with his steel grip.

I started to cry, "But I want to win I Spy!" I screamed over and over again.

They both looked at each other before they ran and put me in the Volvo and drove at top speed to get me to a hospital.

When we got in, "Is it that tree?!" I asked hopping up and down and smiling.

Edward looked at Carlisle and sighed, "Yes, Bella. It is that tree."

I had the biggest victory smile on my face, "YAY! I WIN!" I yelled over and over again.

As soon as we got to the hospital, I quickly got out of the Volvo and started to run home. Edward and Carlisle noticed about eight seconds after I left, and started running.

Emmett…come and get me…now! I texted him.

I got pretty far considering I was hyper, and Emmett quickly scooped me up and started running.

Edward quickly came after us, and knocked Emmett down, and I went flying into a tree. I started laughing hysterically, "EDWARD! Why did the tree hit me?" I said while I started to cry.

Edward came over to where I was and picked me up, "It's okay, Bella, let's just go to the hospital for a little bit," he said calmly.

I started to scream, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! I WANT TO STAY WITH THE FUN VAMPIRES LIKE EMMETT AND JASPER!"

Emmett started to laugh, "You can't fight the truth, bro. She's right!" he said with a grin.

Edward grimaced, "Maybe, but I actually keep her safe. C'mon, Bella, let's go," he said as he started dragging me along back to the hospital.

As we got to the hospital, Carlisle immediately sedated me. I instantly felt calm and relaxed. Before I went under, "Jasper was the one to make me hyper," I whispered.

As soon as I woke up, I was in a hospital bed surrounded by the Cullen family.

Carlisle was the first to talk, "Bella, Jasper wasn't the one to make you hyper. Well, I mean he didn't help with the situation, but that is still not the reason. We performed a blood test, and we found alcohol. Have you been drinking?" he said with a serious expression.

I tilted my head to the side, "All I drink is coke," I answered honestly.

Edward sighed, "What did you do to her, Emmett?"

Emmett looked guilty, "Brandy in coke…maybe a little whisky, too," he said in a whisper.

"WHAT!?" Edward yelled.

Carlisle took this the same way as Edward did, only composed himself a little bit better, "Emmett, why did you do that!?"

Emmett frowned, "I wanted to see what she would be like," he answered truthfully.

Edward sighed, "Why, Emmett? Why would even think that?"

Emmett smiled, "I like her better when she's like this!"

"Hey," I snapped.

Edward came over and sat on my bed, "I love you any way you are," he said while he kissed my forehead.

I stuck my tongue out at Emmett, "At least SOMEONE loves me," I said with a smile.

Carlisle laughed, "We all do, Bella."

While Jasper was in the room, he sent another wave of hyper to me. I caught one look at his expression before he did: humor.

I immediately shot up from where I was laying down, "Oh my God! Aliceeeeeeeeee! Aliceeeeeeeee!" I called over and over.

She quickly came to where I was sitting, "Oh my God! We like so totally need to go shopping this weekend!" I said as a smile lit upon her face.

She pretended to cry, "My Bella!" she said as she threw her arms around my neck.

"Oh Eddie weddy teddy bear!" I called while he made a face of disgust.

"What, Bella," he asked while straining his voice.

"Truth or dare!" I screamed while he looked frightened.

"No, Bella," was all he said.

I started to cry, "But why! I want you to play! I want Edward to play! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed while Jasper and Emmett were on the ground laughing.

Edward looked like he was about to pass out, "No, Bella," he said finally.

"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE!" I screamed.

He instantly looked sad, "I do, Bella, I really do love you."

"Then play the game!" I screamed.

He sighed, "Truth."

I clapped my hands like a little kid, "Have I ever made you feel that special feeling?" I asked while jumping up and down in my bed.

Emmett boomed out in laughter, while Edward looked shocked, "C'mon, Edddie! You have to answer!"

Edward looked over at Emmett dangerously, "Shut up," he said quickly.

"Emmett is right! ANSWER THE QUESTION!" I yelled at him.

"God, why did it have to be her?" he said looking up at the ceiling.

Jasper decided to play back, "Because I love seeing you in pain!" he answered in a mysterious voice.

I looked stunned, "OH MY GOD! EDWARD! GOD HAS SPOKEN! OHHH! I KNOW! WHAT IS MY LAST NAME, GOD!?"

Jasper was laughing at this point, "Swan! Isabella Swan!" he said in the same voice.

I got out of my bed and started jumping around the room, "OH! SPEAK AGAIN!"

Jasper was cracking up at this point, "You are in love with a Mr. Edward Cullen. You love the sun, and Bob the cat…well, he is your very best friend."

I starting clapping, "HOW DID YOU KNOW!" I said pointing to the wall. "HOW CAN THESE WALLS TALK, EDWARD?!" I said looking at him.

Edward sighed, "Bella, get back in bed."

I frowned, "YOU NEVER ANSWERD MY QUESTION! BOB WILL EAT YOUR SOUL IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION IN THREE SECONDS!"

"No," he said.

"One!" I yelled.

"Bella," he sighed.

"Dos!" I screamed.

"Bella, stop right now and get into this bed," he screamed.

"DRIE!" I screamed while I ran out of the room.

"Was that…Dutch?" Emmett asked before I left.

I kept on running through the hospital while everyone thought I was crazy.

"Miss?" one of the ladies asked me, "are you lost?"

"STOP TALKING TO ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAPIST!" I screamed while running down the hallways.

"Miss!" she kept calling down the hallways. "You need to stop before you get yourself hurt!"

I laughed, "NOT UNTIL EDWARD ANSWERS THE QUESTION!" I screamed.

I saw Edward at the end of the hallway that I was running at, and decided to turn around, only to be found by Carlisle.

"DOCTOR CULLEN! WE HAVE A RAPIST IN THE HOSPITAL! SHE HAS BROWN HAIR, AND BROWN EYES, OHHHHHH THE SAME AS ME! AHHHH WE'RE TWINS! NO! I CAN'T BE TWINS WITH A RAPIST! AHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME CARLISLE!" I screamed while getting out of his grasp.

Emmett was at the end of the hallway this time, but only with, "BOB! COME HERE NOW!" I screamed while he pranced over.

"Did Emmett hurt you?!" I yelled into his ears. All he did was growl.

"EMMETT CULLEN! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH BOB! YOU KNOW THAT HE AND HIS EVIL CLAN WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! STOP TOUCHING HIM! NEXT TIME YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIM, YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE, EMMETT. BY GOD I SWEAR IT!" I screamed while Jasper appeared.

"Bella, it is not nice to swear things to my name!" the voice said.

I went over to the wall and got down on my knees and started to pray to it, "Oh my gracious God, please don't let me go downstairs! I can't be with more vampires! Please let Bob eat Emmett's soul! Please, God, please!" I screamed.

"As you wish, Bella," the wall said.

"YAY! SEE! PRAYERS REALLY WORK!"

Edward snatched me up from the waist and started dragging me back to the room. As soon as we got there, the questions were being fired away.

"YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION! WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT FOR ME!? AFTER ALL THAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU LOVE ME!?" I screamed.

Edward sighed and pinned me down on the bed. He looked me straight into the eyes, "The answer is yes, Bella," he said right before Carlisle sedated me again.

A few days later……………………………………………………………………………….

"Emmett? Truth or dare?" I said.

It has been a few days since the…incident, and Edward banned us from playing, but while everyone else was hunting, that only left Emmett and me.

"Um, DARE!" he screamed.

I laughed, "Okay. Um. I dare you to go to Mc. Donald's and order five hundred cheeseburgers plain. Tell them that they have only ten minutes to make all of them, and then when they hand them to you, open all of them up. When you do that, find something wrong with each of them, and throw them against a wall. Refuse to pay until all of them are paid for. Oh, and you have to pay them in nickels," I said with a smile.

Emmett looked shocked, "I've never been more proud of you, Bella! Can we bring Bob?!" he asked while jumping up and down.

I laughed, "Yes, Bob can come."

"YES!" he screamed.

We both took Emmett's jeep to the closest Mc. Donald's, and when we got there, people started looking at us funny.

"Hello, welcome to Mc. Donald's. How may I help you, um, sir?" he said looking at Emmett.

Emmett smiled, "I would like five hundred cheeseburgers, plain, so that means, no condiments, no vegetables, and no fruits. Oh, and I need you to make them all in under ten minutes," he said with an evil grin.

The man looked at Emmett like he was crazy, "I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that."

Emmett picked up the man by his shirt and pinned him against the closest wall, "You better, or I will report you to a health inspector and close this place down immediately."

The man looked terrified, "Of course, sir. Have it your way!" he said as he saluted Emmett.

Emmett smiled, "I appreciate the salute, but REALLY MAN?! HAVE IT YOUR WAY IS BURGER KING! God…people these days," he said with a smile.

In exactly nine minutes, and fifty four seconds, all five hundred cheeseburgers were made.

"Would you like it for here or to go?" he asked with a questioning look.

Emmett stuck up his finger, "Not just yet, my good man. First, I need to inspect all of them to make sure they are done right."

The man looked at Emmett like he was crazy, "Sir-"

"IT'S EMMETT! Oh, and this is Bella, and our cat, Bob," he said with a proud smile.

"Um. Okay? Emmett, can you please do this at home with your girlfriend?"

Emmett boomed out laughing, "Bella isn't my girlfriend! She is my brothers girlfriend. He is still a virgin," he whispered to him.

The man still looked confused, "Okay then."

Emmett picked up the first cheeseburger, "This one has to much cheese," he said while he threw it against the wall.

"Sir! You can't do that here!" the man said while Emmett hushed him.

"I pay to eat here, I can do whatever I want!" he yelled. "This one…this one looks lopsided."

"This one looks frozen;" "This one looks like someone stepped on it;" "This one looks like what the cat dragged in for dinner last night. No pun intended, Bob" he said looking over to the cat.

Four-hundred and ninety five cheeseburgers later, "I do believe it is time for me to pay you," he said while picking up a huge bucket of nickels.

"What was the total?" he asked.

The man stuttered, "One hundred, seventy four dollars and sixty five cents."

Emmett smiled, "Perfect. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty five," he said while he counted out the nickels.

About two hours later, he was done, and the man looked like he was about to pass out, "Thank you for all of your service! I will eat again with you soon!" he said while the man actually fainted.

As soon as we stepped outside, we immediately burst out in laughed, "Good one, Emmett! I think we are banned now though," I said with a frown.

He laughed, "I'm a vampire, remember?"

"I'm a human who eats human food, remember?"

"Touché," he said while getting into the jeep.

"So Bella," he said smiling, "truth or dare?"

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