The music had been toned down at some point by a barely sober Leo after he declared the dance off between Who and Raph a tie, granting them the chance to kiss a not so compliant Klunk as their prize.
In other circumstances, the actual state of the lair would've driven Leo to madness. Cans and bottles dropped carelessly all over the floor, half eaten bags of chips and popcorn kernels sprinkled on the couch and coffee table along with some soda and cheese stains and to top it all, a passed out Michelangelo sleeping in an odd position with a thin line of drool going all the way from his mouth to the pillow that cushioned his head.
"I gotta admit… zzzat was the most frun I've had in aaaages!" Leo slurred, clinging onto Raph. "We should do thizzz more often"
Raph giggled, spilling some beer on the floor as he tried to keep his brother and himself from falling. "Yourrr sooo wasted, bro"
"Ssshut up! 'm fine, toast fffine! See?" The leader said trying to stand on his own. He didn't get very far before collapsing. "Whoa… there's like… fffour Donniezzz over there… hiiii!" He waved.
"Geez, I've never seen Leo this gone before... Ow, my head!" T moaned, her sugar high subsiding with the last soda.
"Where'sss the hottie! I demaaand to see the hottie again!" Leo said, pumping his fist in the air like it was a decree.
"I think she passed out behind the couch." The blonde said, rubbing her temples.
"No! Nononope! I'm here- whoa!" The dark haired girl popped out of nowhere then disappeared again. "Heheh… the floor is lava…"
Leo chuckled, waving at the girl. "Heeeeeyyyy there baby!"
"Who ya callin' baby! I'm.. I'm already taken!" Raph replied.
"Wha? Yyyou're pancake?" Leo asked, looking at his brother sideways "Heeey guys! There's a turrrtle pancake here! Are you delshun.. del… de-li… deli-cious?"
"You bet your shell I am! I am a tasty freakin' pancake!"
"It's official, they're all wasted." T sighed, sinking into the armchair.
Mikey snored in the chair beside her and the resident genius was sacked out in front of the television still holding his wine cooler.
"Hey butch, get your hands off my turtle will you?" Who said, smacking red's hands off of Leo.
"Ex sssqueze me? I found him first, he's mine! Team turtle sticks with turtles and you're not one~" Raph said protectively pulling his brother's face into his armpit.
"Ladies ladies, there's turtle pancakes here. Eat them all… before they rot" The leader babbled, scrunching up his face from Raph's smell.
As Raph scanned the room for the other members of his team his eyes rested on Mikey and Donnie. "What happened to those two?"
Who turned to see what he was looking at. "Dunno… I think they died…"
"See? Thatzz what happens when you're not in team turdles" The red ninja replied, hugging Leo closer.
"Uh guys, I think Leo passed out." T said, pointing at the sleeping turtle.
"Aww and I wanted to have some more fun with that hunk~" Who sighed. Her gaze fell on her friend. "Heeeyyy Raph look! Itza marshmallow in that chair! Its soooo cute! I wanna pet it!"
"Pet it? I wanna eat it~"
"Let's do this… you go eat the marshmallow and I eat the turtle~"
"Deal~" Raph said, grinning slyly.
While the dark haired girl proceeded to jump the blue masked turtle, Red stumbled over to the blonde who was lounging in the armchair.
"Heey cutie, whatcha doin over here by yourself?" The Red ninja" asked, towering over her.
"Just sitting here." T replied, straightening up in the chair.
Raph took one last swig of the beer he had and threw it over his shoulder. T watched as it crashed on the floor behind him. He leaned down placing his hands on either side of the chair.
The blonde's nose wrinkled as the smell of too many beers on his breath reached her nose.
"So... what're you up too Raph?"
The red clad ninja chuckled. His face got closer to hers. "Silly marshmallow, I'm here to eat you of course."
T began to say something but it was too late, she was already enveloped by the smell of alcohol.
T could hear the muffled ringing come from somewhere on the turtle currently clinging to her. He still had her cradled in his arms from after his "feeding frenzy". The ringing continued and T slowly became more annoyed.
"Raph, your phone!" She said, nudging the red masked ninja.
The red masked turtle giggled, hugging her closer. "Ring ring, hello? Hehe~"
The girl rolled her eyes; she began searching the length of Raph's belt for his shellcell. Finally T found the phone and answered just in time. "Hello?"
"Miss Who?"
The blonde sat upright, breaking Raph's grip. "Oh hey Master Splinter, it's T"
"Miss T? Where is Raphael, and why are the others not answering? I have been calling for hours" The sensei asked sounding concerned and suspicious.
The girl glanced at the two knocked out turtles beside them. "Well ...you see, we were just having a sleepover and Mikey and Donnie were the first to conk out. That was a few hours ago."
"They're deaaaaad!" She heard her friend yelling. T had to cover up the phone, hoping Splinter hadn't heard a thing.
"What was that? Who was that?" The rat inquired.
"Oh just Who, she and Leo are… uhmm… uh... playing a game on Mikey's Xbox!" T chuckled nervously.
"Ohhhh we're playing, alright~ But can't find the joystick!" Who laughed, rolling off the couch. "No seriously, where does he keep his-"
"OOOKAY! That's enough be- I mean, soda for you!" T said, trying to voice over her friend. There was silence on the other end for a moment.
"Miss T, tell Leonardo and Raphael I am headed home. I should be there within the hour. And I hope for all your sakes my home is not a wreck." Master Splinter said sternly before hanging up.
T slowly surveyed the lair. Beer bottles, wine coolers, and soda cans lay everywhere, as well as a whole mess of junk from their various games. "Oh man, we're screwed."