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Kisame went to wash the fruit before putting them into the pot. PB looked around trying to find something to do. She walked over to the stove and started to stir the pot..She gazed off into space.
Kisame was putting fruits in the pot, he had to reach over in front of PB, and he was blushing and shaking as he did so. PB's eyes looked down at Kisame's arm in front of her chest. Kisame forgot how to breath and ended up dropping the fruit as he inhaled out of force. He quickly jumped to the floor picking up the mangos and such.
"KYAH!! I am so sorry, I'll wash them again", he sputtered out as he scrambled to pick the fruits up by PB's leg. He couldn't help to breathe heavily as he was looking at PB's long bare legs. He looked down trying to concentrate.
"It's ok, it's ok, they will be fine", PB smiled and tilted her head as she got down to help with the gathering from the floor. Kisame looked up and met face to face again with PB. He was about 2 inches from her face. He wanted so badly just to throw her down again and kiss her. But he just let out a small squeak and continued picking food up.
PB picked up the last of the fruit and went to the sink to wash them again with Kisame, "I got this, Can you stir the pot?", she smiled.
"Uh, um, sure, cool...stirring the pot...iiiiiiiii can do that", he turned around to the stove to start stirring. Kisame's face was flushed again.
PB thought to herself as she look out the window while washing dishes, she thought about how she thought Kisame acted silly around her, she washed the fruit thinking deeply, she stopped thinking about Kisame and thought about Goldfish, would he be angry? Would he try to hurt Kisame? Hmmm...She finished the fruit and put them aside to wash her face..She needed to calm down thinking about Goldy, she was a little worried she had to admit.
Kisame turned around and stared and the now dripping face of PB. She was staring back, her orange eyes gleaming. She smiled. They stared awkwardly at each other for a second, then Kisame rushed to PB and scooped her up and kissed her body. He smelled the beach scent in her hair, holding every curve of her body. Kisame's fantasy ended with sudden voice of PB.
"Are you ok?, your nose is bleeding..", PB stared at Kisame, she was drying her face and walking over with the fruit ready to put in. Kisame spun around and grabbed a napkin and wiped his nose.
"I'm good, yeah, good, are you good, i am", Kisame said trying to act calm. PB stared at him like he was crazy. But she tried to smile.
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Kisame tried to calm down as he washed the fruit. He tried not to act like a babbling idiot around PB, but every time he tried to talk to her or get near her, his face became flushed and he couldn't speak. Every time she looked at him, he felt his throat go dry, and whatever he had planned to say was wiped from his mind. He felt foolish..
He shook his head, clearing his thoughts as he carried the fruit over to the pot PB was stirring. He kept his eyes fixed on the pot in front of him as he added the fruit, so he wouldn't start babbling again if he looked at PB. His hand started shaking as PB shifted a little, causing him to have to reach in front of her to add the fruit. She kind of smirked as his arm in front of her chest, and he inhaled sharply from lack of oxygen, causing him to drop the fruit he was holding. He cursed, quickly diving to the floor to pick the various fruit up. Way to go Kisame. You just made yourself look like even more of an idiot.
He apologized, collecting all of the fruit as quickly as he could. He hungrily stared at PB's long legs, shaking his head to clear it of the thoughts that had formed in his mind. He tried to keep his mind on other things as PB crouched in front of him to help. When she spoke, he looked up, face inches from hers. He blushed at the closeness, forcing away all his urges as he stood to stir the pot.
He quietly sighed to himself as he stirred. Why was he even trying? She is gorgeous, why would she want to be with someone like him? He knew he wasn't attractive, and she always looked at him like he was stupid. He saw past her fake smiles every time, and every time it killed him a little inside.
He sighed again, turning around to face PB. When he saw her, face wet, he pushed all previous thoughts from his mind. He fantasized about what he wanted and wished he could do right then, but was interrupted from PB.
Shit..
He frantically turned around, searching for a napkin...or something to wipe his nose. He just made himself look stupid..again. Turning around he babbled something out, trying to seem calm. He mentally sighed when he saw another forced smile. Maybe he really should give up...
PB finished stirring the pot, she added a few extra items and turned off the stove to cool. She went to sit down at the table when she noticed Kisame was just standing there. She held out a hand towards him offering him to come and sit down with her. Kisame still holding the napkin to his nose waddled over to a chair.
"Sooooooo.." PB said after a few seconds of awkwardness.
"-Food smells good", Kisame tried to smile, "What is it we are making?".
"Ahhh, troll food", PB smirked, that's right...Kisame completely forgot she was a troll.
A few moments went by, PB kept looking back at the food to see where the status on it was. She then looked back at Kisame, whom was just starring off to space, probably thinking...Then he looked at PB and blurted out a question, PB was sort off guard.
"So...You and Goldfish..are...yeah?", Kisame's face was red, he could feel the heat, so he must have not been hiding it either.
"Huh?", PB boggled at him, she then blushed and started to giggle, Kisame was confused, but her giggle made his spine tingle, Kisame turned his face to the stove, he was afraid of the answer and interrupted her.
"It should be done now, eh?" Kisame whispered.
"Oh, I think your right", PB replied as she tilted her head. She got up and walked over, Kisame stared after her, her blue skin seemed to shimmer, he looked down at his own blue hands. This might be the only person whom will be blue like him.
"Mind getting napkins?" PB turned around and smiled as Kisame lift his head up.
"Uh, sure sure" Kisame got up and went to get napkins, he stared at the napkins for a moment...he had to many napkin problems today.., "You aren't using plates?" Kisame mentioned, he looked at PB's face, her eyes glistened.
"Plates? No, Plates just get in the way", She smirked. As she lifted her hands, as to show him it was finger food. Kisame lifted his hands up too, and smiled. PB walked over to Kisame and gave him a high-five, because it was a perfect moment to. Kisame blushed, and PB giggled. Could PB be on to Kisame's game now?
PB went to grab the pot and took it out to the now wrestling Hidan and Goldfish. PB placed it on the table and Hidan and Goldy stopped and crowded around the pot, they must have been hungry. Hidan made a face at the foreign food, and Rena punched him in the back.
Opyp sighed as Dango plunged his hand in the pot and pulled out a sweet fruit. He gobbled it up and smiled. Opyp face palmed. Kisame came waddling in with napkins. He took a sit by Rena.
"What the hell, no drinks??", Hidan blurted, Rena shot him a glace. Hidan scowled and Rena jumped up and pushed his face into the couch. Kisame also got up and went to help Rena, he needed to talk.
Kisame stood, watching as PB added the last few items to the pot and turned it off. She sat at the table and offered him to sit with her. He stared at the hand, confused, before he realized she wanted him to sit with her. He quickly made his way to the table, sitting across from her. They sat in silence for a couple minutes, making Kisame feel a little awkward. He took the napkin from his nose, making sure the bleeding had stopped, and set it on the table. He would have thrown it away, but the trash can was on the other side of the kitchen and he didn't want to add to the awkwardness.
He looked down at the table, shuffling his feet a little on the floor as PB broke the silence. He looked up, asking what they were making. Troll food? ...oh right, PB was a troll.. how could he forget? What with the tusks and long ears. He shook his head, thinking of the previous question that had been buzzing around in his head. Should he keep trying? From what it seemed in the living room, PB almost looked like she was with Goldy. But then again, he put his arm around Rena all the time, but he wasn't with her. Maybe it could be the same kind of thing...
He pondered a little longer on the question, before finally asking. He got cold chills when he heard her giggle, and quickly decided he no longer wanted to know the answer. He was afraid she would say yes, and the small amount of hope he still had would be washed away. So, he cut her off from her answer and she got up to take the pot off of the burner. He looked at his hands. Was this going to be the only other blue person he would meet?
He looked up at her request, nodding as he walked across the kitchen to retrieve some napkins. Wait, napkins? What about bowels, or plates or something? Hmm, apparently it was meant to be eaten with your hands. Ok, whatever. He would have done that anyways. He blushed when her hand touched his, and smiled at her giggle. Hopefully they could at least be friends or something...
Rena watched Hidan with a blank expression as Hidan and Goldfish rolled around on the floor. It was kind of amusing to watch them argue and name-call as they fought.
"Aren't...you going to stop them?" Dango asked, glancing from the two on the floor to Rena. She shrugged her shoulders, "They're not gonna kill each other, I don't see why I should. They aren't even fighting seriously"
She let out a sigh of relief as Kisame and PB emerged from the kitchen with a...pot. Goldy and Hidan stopped their fighting and jumped up, heading for the food. Rena frowned when Hidan made a face at the food.
"Hidan..be. nice." she said, giving him a warning look. PB was nice enough to make food for everyone, so he shouldn't act like that. Well...that's how he acts all of the time...but still. Hidan gave her a look and stuck out his tongue. She hit him in the back, making him bite his tongue, and he pouted as he turned back to the pot. She smiled when Dango took out a fruit, eating it happily. She frowned however, when Hidan pointed out, rudely, that there were no drinks. She gave him another look, and he shot a look back, making her let out a frustrated groan as she stood up. She shoved his face into the cushion of the couch, hearing a sarcastically sweet 'thank you', and headed to the kitchen to make the damn drinks herself. She smiled at Kisame as he followed her into the kitchen.
"Hey, need anything?" she asked, pulling out some cups from the cupboard and placing them on the counter.
"Um, well...yes. Kind of" Kisame mumbled, standing behind Rena and helping her with the cups she couldn't reach. She smiled, playfully nudging him backwards, and then spinning around to head for the sink and fill the cups with water. "What do you need?" Kisame fiddled around with one of the cups before mumbling out his answer.
"Ok, um...how would I..impress a girl?" he asked shyly, a blush stained across his cheeks. Rena smiled, stopping half-way through filling the cups, and turned to Kisame. "PB?" she asked with a smirk, leaning against the counter. He nodded, looking to the floor. "I don't know what I'm supposed to do...she thinks I'm an idiot" Rena thought for a moment, before filling up the rest of the cups, carrying four in her arms. "I don't know. I know her just as well as you do, but I'll try to talk to her a little later ok?" She gestured to the remaining three cups, which Kisame picked up, helping her carry them to the living room. They stopped at the door, Rena turning around to face Kisame before pushing the door open.
"Try not the babble so much when you talk to her. Pretend you're just talking to me or something...only not as many sex jokes." She said with a smile, causing Kisame to chuckle softly. "I'll try"
Rena and Kisame entered the room with the drinks, as Goldy jumped up from next to PB and grabbed a cup from Kisame. As Goldfish turned around Kisame stuck his tongue out at him. Opyp's eyes caught the gesture, and raised one eyebrow with a smirk.
The rest of the evening involved twister, chatting, and dares
"Ok, I freaking dare you to...uh...kiss Opyp!!" Hidan said to Goldfish as he acted like a little boy.
"Wha-? YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Goldy groaned when taking a peak at Opyp's pissed face, "Ugh, come here Opyp!", Goldfish launched himself at Opyp, he had to be more of a man then Hidan. Just then Opyp swung up and drop kicked Gold's head off.
"TRY TO KISS ME AGAIN!! Briiiinnnnnggg itttt!!" Opyp hollered at Goldfish's head. Everyone laughed, and Hidan through out a chuckle.
Goldfish put his head back on and pointed to Dango, "DAAAANNNGGGOOOO!!".
Dango squeaked and hid his face behind a pillow.
"Dango, lil man! I dare you to...SING!!", Goldfish waggled his boney finger at Dango's face. Dango didn't want to look weak in front of Opyp and got up shaking, he tried to hit a few notes trying to get a song started. He looked at Opyp whom was staring, and puffed his chest..."The hills come alive to the sound of music..."
"Oh...my...god..." Hidan stared at Dango. Dango forced a shy smile and went to sit down. PB giggled with Rena.
"Ok that was fun, but I think I'm going to get ready for bed", Opyp yawned and grabbed Dango's hand pulling him up to his feet, "I don't want you waking me up when you come in later". Dango made a face...Opyp treated him like a child.
"Well, guess I'm hitting the sack too", PB smiled.
"NOT YET! I WANT TO BEAT HIM!", Goldfish pointed at Hidan.
"Well, okay, don't stay up to late", PB replied. Kisame slumped up to bed as well, no longer being in the company of PB took the fun out of the night.
"Well, I think I'm going to see if they need anything", Rena got up and went up with Kisame. She winked at him, time for the talk?
PB was fluffing her pillow and placed it on the floor, she prefered floors over beds for some reason. Just then a knock on the door sent PB's ears perking.
"Come..in?", PB stared at the door, as Rena waddled in.
"Can we talk?", Rena mentioned to PB as she leaned on the wall.
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Hidan sat on the couch, eyeing the other people in the room as Kisame and Rena were in the kitchen. He winced in disgust, looking at PB and Goldfish. How could anyone even touch him, let alone let him put his arm around them. Still looking at the two of them, he wondered what Kisame saw in PB that made him like her so much. Yeah, she was kind of pretty...but the whole tusk thing kind of freaked him out a little. Also, she was a little too...nice. Sure, Rena was nice too...but she was more of a 'I'm being nice and you should too, or I'm gonna kick your ass' kind of nice.
Speaking of Rena...
He smiled when her and Kisame walked through the door with the drinks. She handed a cup to himself, PB, and Dango, and sat next to him on the sofa. Kisame sat next to her, with PB in front of him on the floor. They all sat sipping their water, as PB attempted to make conversation with Kisame. Hidan however occupied himself with staring at Goldfish's head. He didn't know what it was, but for some reason Goldy just annoyed the hell out of him... Still lost in his world of thought, he didn't noticed when Goldfish turned to stare angrily at him.
"I challenge everyone to Truth or Dare!" Goldy yelled suddenly, pointing to Hidan and causing him to flinch, almost spilling his drink on himself.
"Fine! You're on, dumbass!" Hidan yelled back, roughly shoving his drink into Rena's hands. She rolled her eyes, passing the two cups on to Kisame, who put them on the small table next to the couch. "But I'm going first!"
Goldfish sighed, crossing his arms and turning towards Hidan. "Fine.." Hidan smirked, turning to Opyp. "I've been wondering Opyp...are you a boy or a gi-" Rena clamped her hand over Hidan's mouth, seeing the anger quickly building up in Opyp's eyes. She dug her fingers into his hair, roughly jerking his head towards her. "Don't ask them that you idiot! I'm pretty sure they don't even like you much at all anyways, and asking them that wouldn't help at all!" she whispered angrily into his ear. He frowned, turning his head to face her. "Who said I wanted them to like me..." he grumbled lowly. Rena smirked, leaning forward to whisper something in his ear, but got cut off by Goldfish.
"Yeah yeah whatever! You lose your turn!" he taunted, sticking his tongue out at Hidan.
Hidan frowned, quickly pulling his head away from Rena's grasp to throw a pillow at Goldfish, who let out a squeak at it hit his face. "No! I get to go again! Shut the hell up!" he cursed, pointing dramatically at Goldfish.
"I got one" Kisame said, causing everyone in the room to look at him. Hidan gave him a warning look as Kisame smirked at him and Rena. "I dare Hidan to let Rena put make up on him" Hidan's face gained a look of complete horror, as the rest of the group laughed and Rena smiled at him.
"Hell no! I'm not a damn fag!" he yelled, looking at Rena, who seemed to like the idea very much.
"Oh? Do you want Goldfish to think you're a pansy?" Rena said, leaning towards him. He frowned, "Fine...go get you're damn...lip gloss and shit" Rena jumped up happily, sprinting off to her and Hidan's room. Hidan glared at Kisame, "I hate you"
Rena quickly made her way up the stairs, running down the hallway and into their room. She briefly thought about where the rest of the Akatsuki was, and decided they must have gone to the village. Or at least..Deidara and Sasori went to the village... Tobi probably did too, Sari and Itachi were probably in their room or something, and she had no idea about Kakuzu and Zetsu..
She dug through her drawer, looking for the perfect things to put on Hidan. She didn't wear a lot of make up, but she had enough to make Hidan look like a drag queen. She pulled out some blue eye shadow, light red lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, and some clip on earrings. "Oh, this is going to be fun..." she said to herself, grinning at the accessories decorating the desktop, that were soon to be decorating Hidan's face. She scooped them up, quickly making her way across the room and down the hallway to the staircase.
Hidan sat in the living room, glaring at Kisame and Goldfish, who were giggling about what was to come. This was hell. Just thinking about all the crap she was gonna put on his face made him shudder. He was definitely going to get Kisame back for this. The corners of his mouth formed into a smirk as he thought of an idea. Perfect.
Rena made it down the staircase and into the living room, shuffling over to the couch Hidan was sitting on. She looked down at him, smiling when he made a pout. No matter how cute that face was, she wasn't going to pass this up.
"Do I really have to do this shit?" he whined, giving Rena an upset look.
"YES! You were dared! You have to do it!" Goldfish yelled enthusiastically, apparently thrilled to watch what Rena was about to do to him. Hidan looked from Goldfish to Rena, and back. "Fine...just hurry up and get it the hell over with. And not a whole lot! I want to be able to fucking take it off!"
"Fine, fine" Rena said, pushing Hidan back against the couch and straddling him, sitting on his lap. "Now shut the hell up and let me do it." Hidan let out a defeated sigh as Rena grasped his chin, keeping his face still. He glared as everyone else in the room huddled around, trying to see what Rena was doing. His inner self screamed at him as Rena reached for the eyeliner and brought it to his face. Mascara, eye shadow, lipstick, and hair clips were soon to follow, and by the time they were done, Hidan felt like he had lost the small amount of respect he had.
Rena pulled away from his face, and the entire room started to laugh. He could feel Rena shaking on his lap from the laughter, and he was tempted to just push her off and wash the damn stuff off his face.
"H-Hidan" Rena forced out through her laughter, "I...I love you" Hidan scowled, yeah...funny. He was going to have to get Rena back too... "I'm-I'm sorry..you're very pretty Hidan" she said, kissing his nose.
"Are we done?" he said once everyone had quieted down a little. "Because I have one for PB" Kisame's laughter stopped immediately. He didn't like where this was going...
"I dare PB to sit on Kisame's lap for the rest of the game or..whatever" It wasn't much of a dare...but Kisame was going to be nervous and flustered the rest of the night. Good enough revenge for him.
Kisame's face instantly turned red when he heard Hidan's dare. Shit... PB smirked and stood up, with a complaint from Goldfish, and strode over to Kisame. She waited as he shifted his position, so it would be more comfortable for the both of them. She sat down, relaxing into his chest. Sometimes it seemed she liked to make Kisame flustered...
Rena smiled as she looked at the two on the couch. Maybe now Kisame will be a little more relaxed around PB... Her smile turned into a smirk however, when she though of a dare for Hidan.
"Hey Hidan, I dare you to wear my hot pants. The jean ones."
"But..even you can barely fit in those!" he squeaked out, covering himself with his hands.
"Oh 'cmon, your hips are probably smaller than mine anyways" she said, pushing him up from the couch. "Now go!"
Hidan grumbled as he walked up the steps. Why was everyone making him do these damn dares? Hn, he'll have to get Rena back later... He smirked at the thought, walking into their room and looking around. Ok...so...where were these pants?
He walked over to Rena's dresser, pulling open one of the top drawers. Ok, that was the underwear drawer. He raised an eyebrow, slipping a hand inside the drawer, but quickly pulled it back out. No, if she found out he was 'messing' in her underwear drawer, he'd be in trouble. He closed the drawer, moving to the next one down. No...no...aha! He pulled out the tiny shorts triumphantly, then turned on his heels and walked over to the bed. He sat down, holding the shorts out in front of him. This was going to be...painful.
Rena and the others awaited Hidan's arrival in the living room, chatting to each other about various things. When he did arrive at the bottom of the stairs, Rena let out a wolf whistle as her and the others laughed.
"Hey there sexy, come sit" she said through a giggle, patting the couch next to her.
"I. Can't." Hidan said with an uncomfortable look on his face.
"And why not?" Kisame grinned, while PB giggled on his lap.
"I'm afraid something might happen, I can barely even fucking walk" Hidan replied through clenched teeth.
"Ok ok, take them off" Rena choked out through her laughter, waving a hand at him.
"Take them off for me? or, with me?" Hidan said with a smirk, giving Rena a look.
She gave him a blank look, looking at everyone else's expressions. "Just go take them off"
"You're no fun.." he grumbled, stalking out of the room and back up the stairs.
After a while, just about everyone had decided to go to bed. Except for Goldfish and Hidan of course...
"Hidan, you can keep playing, but if you wake me up with you're damn screaming..." Rena sighed, getting up with Kisame.
"You'll drag me in there with you, yeah yeah I know" Hidan replied with a smirk, looking at Goldfish.
Rena rolled her eyes, pulling Kisame with her up the stairs. "You want me to talk to her now?"
"Er, I guess..it's up to you" he replied as they made it to the top of the stairs.
Rena nodded, giving him a hug as he disappeared into his and Itachi's room. She continued down the hallway to PB and Goldfish's room, thinking about what she was going to say. Basically...she'd just see what PB was interested in, and slip in little things about Kisame every now and then. Easy enough.
She knocked lightly on the door, stepping back a little and waiting for PB to answer. When she told her to come in, she gently turned the knob, smiling as she walked in, and closed the door behind her. She leaned against the wall as PB watched her, curiosity written all over her face.
"Is it alright if we talk? It might be awhile 'till those two come back upstairs." PB nodded, "Sure..I guess"
Rena smiled, "Well...is there anything you'd like to know about me? Or the other people who live here? Ask anything you like, I promise I won't be offended" she said, chuckling slightly.