Hey everyone, Ginga here. First things first, we have been gone for like a year and we feel really bad. BUT WE HAVE RETURNED! We're going to attempt to get back on a semi regular updating schedule like we had before. As I'm typing this, Nakki is working on getting her computer unfrozen so she can send me the My Immortal chapter she pretty much finished before her computer froze. I'm really sorry for the year-long hiatus that had no warning. I honestly really missed doing this. These first few chapters may be a bit below standard at the moment before we get back into doing this. Most likely, next time we have to take a hiatus, we're gonna try to warn you beforehand. Now, onto the commentary! I hope you enjoy and I hope people are still reading these commentaries. You're probably not reading this though. No one cares about author's notes, especially when they're this long. I'm rambling now. I should really stop.
How dare you mock me? Do you realise that if you do not follow the true path of Christ you will burn in gell!Is it Icy Hot gel? Oh, I don't do jello. I'm more of a pudding girl, myself. Repent now and you will be saved! I don't wanna!
Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life and only a few find it. =Matthew 7:13-14 The gate to destruction is wide because it needs to accommodate my fat ass.
The passage I have just read is from the gospel of Matthew and tells us that most people will burn in hell, but a few true followers will cherish the treasures of heaven. Good for them. I am only doing my job in warning those of the flames of hell that awaits them. And murdering people, but that's just a hobby. As for Percy Jackson, Yay random comma is corrupting the minds of young innocent children as the satanic works of Harry Potter, where witches and wizards are allowed to still exist. The church made sure things such as this would go away, but it seems as if it has returned. Well it sounds like your church did a shitty job, then. I am only protecting you for your own good. The Greek gods are just as bad as the satanic religions of today, where Buddhist priest with their false profits kill innocent people in aeroplane crashes. I'm afraid you have the wrong religion. Well, I can't say it was one certain religion, cause most of them are cool. There's just the batshit crazy ones giving them bad names. But I'm pretty confident in the fact that no priests of any kind were involved in 9/11...
And so my friend asked me what types of music is the most evil. Yay for random subject changes! And I told them most music was evil. But there were a few musicians for so called protectors of their ways.
"Nirvana is the most evil band ever to walk the earth. Hey I love that band Not only did they name after a satanic way of thought Oh my god Nirvana is another word for heaven you dumbass, it's what Buddhists and Hindus use to describe "perfect peace"., but they cause the death of many innocent people, How? due to the suicide of the coward Jurk Cobain. I personally believe in the conspiracy that this wife had him killed, rather than suicide. Their music is too loud,Are you (insert whatever age he is here) or 50? and they have evil Lyric such as 'God is gay' (God and Jesus Christ, my lord and savoury chicken, please forgive me for what I have just said. No Please don't send me to hell They do what they want.). This is offensive to God and his eternal Son. Kurt Cobain only realised that he was being controlled by Satan at the last moment, so he killed himself. 110% sure that's not what happened, pal. Don't talk about things you know nothing about. But because that was a sin, and cause millions of children to do the same thing, he is burning for eternality in hell. Of course. Do not one of the you listen to such evilness," Cause that makes total sense. I told them. I listen to that evilness all the time...
"I will never listen to them ever again," said Ethan Nakamura, once a follower of Satan, now a reformer, repenting his sins, and now he will be going heaven. I thought you were a slave if you converted? This is what happens when you repent. You will go to heaven. Why would anyone reject something like this? Because people don't like it when other people act like assholes. To be honest I don't want to go ANYWHERE you think you might end up, including heaven.
"Yes, and now another musicians that are bad is Green Day. It's like he's just going down my iPod's playlist They rejected Precedent George Bush and support the evil Obama, the antichrist. That's a bit harsh, don't you think? OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST OH M GOD I LOVE IT And they rejected the holy war in the middle, which resulted in the death of Osama Bin Laden, one of the Satan's main servents, now binging in hell What kind of binging? Binge drinking? Binge watching Netflix? Confused on what Green Day has to do with Osama Bin Laden but I guess it's all the same to this kid.. And the reject Christ and called America an idiot. Lol that's not what American Idiot is about...it's about not wanting to be a brainwashed American being controlled my the media...it literally states what I just said in the song...Surely these beasts deserves to go to the depths of hel," I told them. They were all amazed at my wisdom. Oh Thomas, you are so wise, please, TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON THIS TABLE! Mary looked at me admirable. Still I was uncomfortable, for their was a traitor out there, waiting to kill me, and killing is bad, and is a sin against lord Jesus Christ. Like you're one to talk. Killing a Christian is a sin. Killing ANYONE is a sin. And also insanely illegal.
Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all the false prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee. =1 Kings 22:23
And Thalia Grace came and repented in the main hall crying that she would not want to follow the ways of Satan. Yay random time skip when the random bible quotes are actually a divider. Yay Thalia I love Thalia she's my favorite PJO character! However, I did saw beyond her disgusting lies and stabbed her in her she died. You don't say?! I thought if you repented you were saved?! If she was telling the truth she would die a Christians death, if she was lying, she would be burning the flames of the eternal hell. If she did you just sinned. You just killed a Christian. So in other words, you don't really know if she was lying or not, you just lashed out with a knife and hoped for the best.
And then we practice the ways of sword, for we knew the time was soon coming where the final battle between us and the evil followers of Satan, Percy Jackson as their leader, would come and kill us all, Oh I certainly hope that they do! and we had to all be prepared incase this would happen, as if it did happen, we would all be dead and no one would be there to battle the eternal God and his only holey begotten son, He actually would be holey if you think about it. The nails and shit went through his feet and stuff. OH MY GOD GINGA IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW lord and savior, Jesus Chris of Narrative, and all hope would be lost for all eternal, unless the traitor got to us first, then in which we would still be dead and the message of Jesus Christ, protector of all, would not be teach to all people of this holy earth, but instead full trapped to the ways of the evil lord Stan, Damn you Stan! for he will kill everyone on this earth, and killing is morally wrong, no shit unless it is defending the faith. Making really shitty excuses for yourself.
Meanwhile, in the headquarters of Percy Jackson…. What is this? Is this an actual warning for a setting change or a time skip? What an achievement.
"We must invade tonight in the glory of Zues, the false god of Satran. We must get rid of all the prayer warriors and turn the temple for their God, and lord and saviour Jedi Christ Hehe, Jedi Christ. Oh my god, can you actually imagine how awesome that'd be if Jesus walked around with a lightsaber? I imagine he'd have Obi-Wan level skills. to a false god temple," he said.
"Yes," said his slaves Bianca di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Bianca di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Bianca di Angelo, and Bianca di Angelo, and also Nico di Angelo and Grover Underwood. I thought Grover was killed and eaten by locusts? "We will do the biddings of Satan disguised as Satan." What a clever idea! They're gonna be real sneaky about it too. They won't suspect a thing when Satan comes to repent! Brilliant!
To be continued….. I'm on the edge of my seat for the next installment.
See, people can be saved. All they have to do is admit to being a sinner, repent and become a true Christ, and not a false one, like the Church of England, who will burn in hell And I'm not surprised. Isn't the Church of England a Christian church? for their sins. Devoicing It's like he suddenly got a Joisey accent is a sin, and will be punished by being thrown into the flames of hell. Quick question; what SPF do you think I should bring with me? Aman.