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That sounded corny…so on with the story!


I sighed happily at the thought of all the fun times Bob and I would have, just as redhead grabbed my arm and dragged me into a cave.


Wait.

CAVE?

"Hey, kidnapper dude? Where do you think you're taking me?"

The redhead ignored me. Again. I cleared my throat.

"Uh, mister redhead?"

Again with the ignoring! Am I turning invisible or something? Maybe I'll get smaller and smaller, until I eventually shrink into a dot and disappear! Like that guy from that movie…

"Maybe I should go brush my teeth…" I muttered absent-mindedly.

"What?"

I blinked at the sound of his voice, and collapsed onto one knee, gazing up at him.

"Mamma Mia! Your voice…it is so beautiful! Ah?" I exclaimed in a fake Italian accent; before sweeping my hand across my face and turning my head away dramatically.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

I turned to see a familiar blond turning the corner, just in time to see my performance.

I winked at him. "Just proposing to your boyfriend here; you're not jealous are you?"

"Hey!" he yelled, his face turning bright red with anger (or embarrassment, hee hee).

My only response was to take a few steps backwards, until I was beside his bewildered team mate, still giggling. I glanced at redhead, who was still eyeing the blonde. I turned back to Deidara, only to see him rapidly performing hand-signs, and yelling 'KATSU!' a few seconds later.

"Oh, flying-fudge-monkeys-from-the-land-of-purple-puffballs!" I yelled randomly; as redhead shoved me behind him. I have balance issues when I'm going backwards though, so I fell right on my butt.

Owie.

I whined mentally.

Don't be such a cry baby.

Oh, look whose back. Didn't you leave?

Well yeah. But I came back; so there!

You're more immature than me!

No I'm not. And at least I don't fall on my ass every-time I get pushed backwards.

That was sore!

Whatever. Just be grateful no-one saw.

I suppose it could have been worse.

I slowly straightened up, rubbing my bruised backside.

"Ow…" I muttered, not noticing the shady figure standing just around the corner from where I was standing…

SUDDENLY I felt myself being grabbed around the waist, but as I was about to scream, a hand clamped over my mouth; and a voice whispered into my ear.

"Shhh! Deidara-sempai is angry!"


Oooh, I wonder who the mysterious person is, hm?

And 'that guy from that movie' is Il-sun, from 'I'm A Cyborg, But That's Ok". Awesome film. :D

But anyway, sorry it took so long, etc etc. I was busy. I am not busy now, so I have no more excuses ;)