authors note: Hey Guys! Heres Percy talk with his dad. Its not as funny as I wanted it to be, but its good enough. I hope you like it!

PAC Chap 4.

A Heart to Heart With Your Godly Parent.

Percy's POV

*The Next Day*

I was just informed by Chiron that he IM-ed my dad and Athena. He told them. I am going to be incinerated. By my girlfriends mother.
Girlfriend. I still cannot believe it. i havent talked to her yet, so i dont know if I was hallucanting or what.
Just as i thought this a pair of hands slid over my eyes and someone (i had a good guess who) whispered in my ear: "Guess Who."
I laughed softly and said, "Annabeth?"
She laughed and took her hands off my eyes. I turned around and wrapped my arms around her waist and hugged her. I heard someone clear their throat behind me. I turned.
It was my dad. Poseidon. God of the Sea. He looked a tiny little bit he was totally pissed.
"Dad?" I asked tentivly. i didnt want to be blasted right when I got the girl of my dreams. "Wh-what are you doing here?"
Poseidon replied, "I came to talk to you son. About..." He trailed off as he glanced at Annabeth. I felt my face go red when i realized what he meant.
My father, and immortal god, was about to give me the talk. And i thought facing Ares and Kronos was scary.
i realized I didnt know the true deffinition of scary until today.
i gulped and looked at Annabeth, seeing that she realized the same thing. She looked like she was holding back a laugh. I looked behind her and smirked. i tapped her shoulder and pointed.
Standing behind Annabeth was a very angry Athena. Annabeths face drained of all color.
She looked at me. i looked at her. We both nodded and walked towards our parents.
My dad walked me to the beach. Shocking, i thought, its not like he's the sea god or anything. i never knew he liked the ocean.
He gave me an annoyed look like he read my thoughts. i blushed.
"Perseus," My father sighed. "I have one question for you."
"Okay..." I was eager for this to be over with. I already had the talk with my mom. I didnt need it again.
Wait. Did he say one question?
"Percy, all I have to ask is, do you want to be incinerated?"
I was shocked. I had thought this was going to be the very embaressing sex talk. So not what i expected.
"Uh... No?" I said questionly.
"Are you sure? Because by your actions yesterday, I'd say you have a death wish."
Oh. He was talking about Athena. Me dating her daughter. I didnt realize that she might want to kill me for that. i mean if her daughter loves me... Did she really want to break her daughters heart?
"No, Dad. i dont have a death wish. i have an amazing girlfriend who just happens to be a daughter of Athena, your rival. She's been my bestfriend since our first quest. I'd rather not die, because, you know, we just started dating last night. That'd be the shortest relationship of all time. It'd totally suck." I said.
My father stood there, shocked. I was pleased with my answer. It was all true. The only thing i didnt say was that I loved her. But, he probably got that.
"Percy, I will not incinerate you, or Annabeth. One because your my son and it would break my heart. And two if she means so much to you i will not harm this Owl Head of yours."
"Thank you father. Now, I need to speak to Athena. And tell her what i told you. But maybe in more detail because shes not my father." I said smiling. My dad smiled back and said, "Okay son. be carefull of what you say around her though. Do not insult her. You would be a pile of dust. i wish you luck." And with that he turned into an ocean breeze and was gone.
This is going to be difficult.

Hey again. What do you think Percy's going to say to Athena? Is Athena going to kill Percy before he has a chance to explain? Why am i asking you these question? I DONT KNOW! :)

I am updating alot... i have to much time on my hands. But i suposse you guys like that. But it just means the story will be over sooner. or maybe it'll just be super long.

See you in the next chapter!

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