Owner's Manual to Fang
A Manual
Congratulations!- You are now the proud owner of that oh-so-hot-and-sexy bird kid, Fang!!!! People envy you!!! YAY!
What Have I Ordered?-
To put it simply, you have ordered Fang. Need I say more? He comes complete with:
- Sexy black jacket
- Max plushie
- Laptop computer
- Ari punching bag
- Irrisistable charm : )
Notes: No refunds, returns (unless otherwise stated) or satistfaction guarantees. Use at your own risk.
How to Assemble- Fang comes in a simple shipping box. It is STRONGLY suggested that you have the immidiate area cordoned off with riot police. These fangirls have FANG SENSE...seriously. Carefully open him and stand back as screaming fans hoard your house.
After Assembling- Shoo away screaming fans. Note: BIOTECH INDUSTRIES IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURIES TO FANGIRLS CAUSED BY TASERS AND/OR PELLET GUNS OR PEPPER SPRAY. Fang will probaly home in on Max. Feel free to play mushy love music as they make out passionately. Fang will sleep with Max. No need for seperate rooms.
Added Info- If you are ever board, make some popcorn, invite your friends over and let Fang and Ari loose in the front yard. Will provide hours of endless entertainment!!! It is also suggested you charge guests... : )
Likes to Do- Fang likes to do MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX. : p ; ) Oh, and he posts on his blog sometimes.
Not to Give- DO NOT let fang near a handgun. he has a fascination for weapons developed during MR3. If you do give Fang a gun, make sure it is at a firing range and that you and any Flyboys or Erasers are at a safe distance.
How to Maintain- Just let Fang keep to himself. He doesn't talk much, and it is perfectly normal if he holes himself up in his room with Max for a few hours.
In Conclusion- In conclusion, keep to the above instructions, hire a 24 hour fangirl security force, and enjoy! Also from Biotech Industries: Angel!
A/N: Jeez, soory about the wait. I've been splitting my time between my other stories and haven't had time to update this one. When I did, I knew I had to do Fang : ) Jeez, people really like this story! It's on a C2 and has been favorited like 5 times. SO WHY DON"T YOU REVIEW!!!! Sorry, Coming up next: Angel!!!!