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Crazy Powerful

Two for One Variant, Part One

She picked out..."Wait. Can I choose more then one?"

"For what reason would you choose more then one?" asked the cosmic wrinkled fruit, as if confused.

"For no good one?" she asked, hoping it would appeal to Him? Her? It?

"You may select two." said the raisin as the clown bombshell randomly picked out two sets of objects of power. The being continued, "You have selected the Mandarin's Ten Rings and the Twelve Talismans of Shendu. The rings were created without consciousness to counter you and the talismans may phase in and out of your body at will. All as bonus enchantments. You will be given the manual for both."

With that twelve stone merged with her and ten rings landed on her fingers, she also arrived home with a book, "Your rings and talismans plus you". Which she torn into, wanting to know how to use her new toys.

"Quick review.

Talisman, all based on Asian Zodiac. Rat is animation, Ox Super-strenght, Tiger Chi balance, Rabbit Super-speed, Dragon Fire power, Snake Invisiblity, Horse Healing, Sheep Astral Project, Monkey Animal Transformation, Rooster Telekinetic and Levitation, Dog Immortality, and Pig with Heat Vision. So alot of Superman's powers but with magic not being an alien.

The rings from left pinkie to left thumb and the same for the right...

Zero, Ice power. Lightning, Electric powers. The Liar, mentail illusions and paralysis by way of thoughts and mind manipulation. Incandescence, Fire powers. Daimonic, Gravity plus Light plus Magnetic powers. Nightbringer, controls something called Darkforce, Darkness powers like The Shade. Spectral, Disintegration with recharge of 20 minutes. Spin, Air powers. Influence, Force and Sonic powers. Remaker, rearranges matter. Doesn't change elements, like lead into gold. Can't change things in energy and force fields. So mostly elemental powers with some mental powers.

All and all, a kick ass haul. Not sure what the limits are. If One Piece taught me one thing, power is only limited by imagination. Like mixing talisman like the Rabbit and Rooster makes flight or weird side powers like the Pig's heat beams giving thermal vision to see invisible people like those with the Snake Talisman." Harley looked at her new rings and could feel the powers of the stone talisman in her. Like the youthful energies which was he side effect of the Dog's Immortality.

A thought bubbled up as she wondered, "Could the power of the rings mix with the talisman? What kind of mixtures could happen? I need to get somewhere for testing. Somewhere without a lot of people watching, or at least heroes watching me. I need a roadtrip! I can't go Thelma without Louise, without my Bestie Red. Or is she Thelma and I Louise? Wonder where she's at?"

A few e-mails and texts later, and soon there was a knock on the pal former villain's door. Answering it, "Red! Glad to see you. I need someone to go on a road trip with me. Because of of some new presents."

"Harl, slow down. What new toys? Those rings you're wearing? Did you get some kind of power rings?" said the redhead with vine like swirls on her flesh with her white t-shirt and black jeans.

"Come in, we'll share a beer and I'll explain." said the red and blacked haired woman as she lead her friend in. A quick explanation and power rundown later, Poison Ivy was up to date. The first thing she asked was, "A giant cosmic raisin gave you some powerful objects with superpowers. A lot of superpowers. Now you have to figure out how to use them?"

"Yup! So we have to go on a Roadtrip, once I get things settled here. Can't have too many eyes on this. We can stick to the minor town and little heroless cities. Till I know what to do. Cuz I figure that any heroes would get nervious with a former villain getting this much power. Even if I avoid being bad for the rest of my life. So that's why we have to do it in secret, if they get nervious no matter what, better I learn how to use my cool gear."

"Not sure you're logic is sound, then again perfectly sane thinking is something we have trouble with. Why not? We go out and see what you can do. But no Frozen sing-a-longs, especially not 'Let It Go'. At least not sober." said Ivy as she nursed her beer bottle.

"Awww... I got a ring with Ice Powers! I was going to live my dream of being Queen Elsa! Build living snowmen and ice castles!"

"One, we don't know the ring makes living snow. It might just make normal snow and normal snowmen. Also Elsa had study geometry and maybe even architecture. You might be a good psychiatrist, but an architect you are not. The castle would crumble in minutes."

Harley grumbled as she mentioned ice palaces and snowman singing of summer.