Thanks for the review Luigi Rule 512. Now for a new chapter.
The Cataclysmic War
Chapter 4: What the Hell? Where's the War?
For three long, boring days, Mario, Luigi, and Sahoshi walked through the pipe back to the mushroom kingdom. Then they finally came to a worn down sign. "What does it say?" asked Sahoshi.
"Hmm", replied Luigi, "It says: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom. Go left to go to Rogueport, straight for Toad Town, and right for Bowser's Castle."
"Lets-a-go straight", said Mario.
"Wait a minute Mario, Toad Town being the Mushroom Kingdom capital, I don't think it'd be wise to go there. Bowser's probably destroyed-a it by now", said Luigi.
"Well, I hate Rogueport, and Bowser's Castle is definitely a no-no. So, Toad Town it is", said Mario.
"Then let's go", demanded Sahoshi. They arrived at Toad Town within minutes.
"What the hell? Where's the war?" Were the first things Mario said when they arrived in Toad Town. Indeed, it was a shocking sight to behold, toads walking around normally, as if nothing at all had happened.
"Quick, let's check the newspaper", said Luigi. The only tragic headlines they saw were: One of 30 000 local Mushonalds locations blows up! And: Careless princess kidnapped again! Where is Mario to save her? "Sniff… poor Mushonalds", cried Luigi.
"Wow! I expected this place to be destroyed by now", said Sahoshi.
"So did I", said Mario, "Anyway, we should go to Mushroom Castle and report the letter to Toadsworth." So they headed straight towards the castle and were shocked at what they saw. "This castle is out of control", said Mario. Indeed it was, everyone, as usual was in shock by Princess Peach's kidnapping. Toadsworth, however, was surprisingly calm.
"Everyone calm down", he said. He then saw Mario. "Master Mario thank goodness you're here, everything is out of control", he said thankfully. Then, everyone suddenly calmed down.
"Yay, Mario!" hollered everybody in the castle.
"Everybody, as you all know, Mushonalds blew up a few days prior to this one. Anyway, Luigi and I saw a letter on the bomb right before it blew up, and the letter said Bowser is going to kidnap Peach, which he already did, and then take over the mushroom kingdom, which he's started already! He's attacked Isle Delphino and Yoshi's Island already, and I'm sure he'll attack the Mushroom Kingdom mainland very soon", Mario concluded.
"Well, it's no wonder he attacked the islands, they're remote and have no way of contacting the mainland", said Sahoshi.
"Who the hell are you", asked Toad.
"Sahoshi", said Sahoshi. Then, all of a sudden, a ring echoed the room. Ding-ding-ding. Ding-ding-ding. Toadsworth then answered his cell phone.
"Hello" he said. The person on the other end then talked. "It's Bowser, Mario. And he wants to talk to you.
Authors note: That was my longest one yet, please review.