Author's Note: OMFG, I decided to update! I'm going to update both my fics, and other stuff too. Blame dA and frustration for my absence. Anyway, enjoy the story. ^.^

Disclaimer: I do not own Okami or Legend of Zelda. If I did, there would be so many pairings finally come true.

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Chapter 4

Ninjas?

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The group looked around at the slowly-being-destroyed field.

"Okay, why?" Amaterasu asked, staring at Samina and Marty. The two teenagers looked at her in confusion.

"What do you mean?" Samina asked, and Amaterasu asked "Why has the Cursed Zone come back, and why are those weird creatures here?"

Marty sighed and said "Every story needs a plot. Unfortunately, Samina is a fanfic writer. Meaning, she comes up with a basic story idea, and then writes each chapter whenever she feels like it, and even then, they are badly made up and done in about five minutes. And because Sam is better at hacking than me, she created the plot. So therefore, we have a plot made up in five minutes, and a bad plot at that."

Samina slapped Marty, saying "There's nothing wrong with being a lazy storywriter."

Link sighed, saying "This sucks. Me and Midna-"

"Midna and I," Midna corrected with a big grin, obviously trying to be annoying.

"Midna and I are stuck in this weird world, and we have to follow a story made up by a 16 year old in five minutes. Not only that, but the only people who know how this plot works are said 16 year old and her friend, who appear to be useless," Link said, grumbling after Midna's interruption, and also gaining some slaps from Samina for the 'useless' comment.

"More or less..." Marty said, sweatdropping.

Finally, the Twilight beasts took interest in the group. They stared at the dark-skinned girl beat up the boy in green, and the black haired boy try to explain the situation. These must have been the heroes of legend. And since they were distracted, this would be the time to attack.

One Twilight beast, the leader, known by the noble name of Tim, snuck around and pounced at the blue-and-black skinned woman. He knew her as the Twilight Princess.

It took Midna a second to realise the Twilight beast on her back. Then, in an overly-dramatic anime style, she ran around, flailing her arms and yelling "RAAAAAAPE!!!!"

"I'll help you Midna!" Link said heroically, leaping forward and whacking Tim the Twilight beast with the Master Sword and knocking him off Midna's back. Midna hyperventilated, and said "That was disturbing and- Great, his friends are getting involved."

It was now that the other four Twilight beasts leaped into action, surrounding the group in an enclosed circle.

"What now?!?" Issun yelled, looking around. "Is Waka going to come along and attack us as well?" He asked, and Waka, who'd conveniently been walking past, said "No, I'm just on my way to a flower patch, to make daisy chains and frolick with my friends."

Waka then walked away, and Amaterasu said beneath her breath "He didn't think of helping us...He's totally useless!"

There was a brief silence as the Twilight beasts spoke to each other in Twili language, and Midna whispered to Amaterasu "They're arguing whether they should slowly kill us by skinning us alive then eating us, or quickly by ripping us to shreds."

"Well that's comforting to know," Amaterasu whispered back, in a voice saying 'Can we panic now?'

"What can we do?" Link asked, and Samina said "Somehow kill these things, or pray for a miracle."

Amaterasu asked "What do you mean by a miracle? There's no-one around to help us, ink probably won't hurt these things, and there's probably something about them that will make attacking them useless."

Link replied to the last comment with "They can revive their fallen allies," Amaterasu rolling her eyes and saying "Perfect. Anyway, what do you think would class as a miracle?"

Samina shrugged and asked "Ninjas?"

Marty whispered to the others "Basically...we're screwed."

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Yes, Marty, you guys do appear to be screwed. But then again, the author may randomly decide that you guys will get a magic trump card...next chapter! =D

Anyway, review, please? You know you want to...