Authors Note: Sup you guys? I will probably be updating every few days if not everyday I already have written up to chapter 9, soooo I've been taking your requests and I gotta say that they are all great, theres just one problem :(
I don't do characters other than Doof or Perry, I cant, its not my specialty, my specialty is comedy and defiance and witty comebacks and randomness, I cant do lovey stuff unless it's a friend moment with Doof/Perry or Alt Doof/Platyborg.
See I do what I love, and I love the relationship between Doof/Perry so I write it, I used to love Total Drama, but not as much anymore so I cant write about it even if I wanted to, I'm just using TD as an example, One day I might loose interest in Doof and Perry, I HOPE TO GOD THAT I DON'T! I cant write about a pairing that I don't believe in or necessarily care about, I really don't care about other relationships on the show, I don't, I don't really care much for Phinebella or Ferbnessa or Carlogram….ok that's just fricken scary right there O.o
Anyways, I cant, its not my forte, Sorry x(
Reviews:
Nomsworth: Will do but kind of really late in the story it'll be after the 4th story of the meeting, sorry for the long wait x(
Pricat: Glad ya like it x)
spkdog: Yes you got a blowtorch, use it with care xD
Stinkfly3: Yes, yes I did get the essay thing from Total Drama glad u noticed, Im sorry I really cant write those pairings x(
futureauthor13: Glad ya like it, make sure you use those cookies for good and not evil!
FrostShadowStar: I'll get started on the Wall.E cameos soon x)
Leopardlover1002: lol ikr don't you just wanna pinch his little robotic cheeks? xD
sldlovespandf15: Be careful with the mustard! You could kill somebody with that! You almost killed Platyborg!
Platyborg: That reviewer just tried to kill me!
Yes, yes they did.
veryloyalfan: Ive never had pistachio ice cream but I hear its disgusting
jylamz: lol
You guys have been good with reviewing, so now you get this chapter, I'll tell ya what, if I get 9 reviews after each chapter than the next day I'll update again and so on and so on, what do ya say?
Good Deal right?
The Meeting: Trilogy: Chapter 4
Platyborgs Agent Predicament 2. (veryloyalfan)
"You know where the operation table is" Doofenshmirtz grinned evilly.
Platyborg backed away.
"Can't you just, I don't know…shoot me or something?"
"No, no I can't…besides, NattyMc didn't request that"
"Well…NattyMc can go to hell"
Rope and Tape.
Alter Doof sat tied to a chair with his mouth taped shut and glared at the cyborg.
Platyborg smiled.
It was amazing what you could do with Rope and Tape.
Put a Sock in it.
Alt Doof sat clutching his head in pain.
He knew he rambled a lot but Platyborg just would not SHUT UP.
He had to stop this.
"PUT A SOCK IN IT!"
Geico. (my favorite so far)
Platyborg just stared at the little green Gecko in bewilderment.
"Doof!" he called "Its happening again!"
"Platyborg, for the 15th time its just a figment of your imagination, your imagining it" Doof called from another room.
"15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance"
…
"It talked!"
"Platyborg, what did I just say? Your just imagining it, now leave me alone!" Doof called back.
Doesn't Make Sense.
Alter Doof facepalmed.
"When I said to put a sock in it, I didn't mean it literally! And in the process of putting a sock in your mouth you kicked yourself in the face and now your bleeding! That doesn't even make any sense! Considering the fact that you don't even wear socks and you got them from my drawer and DIDN'T even put them on your feet while trying to put them in your mouth…that doesn't even make any sense! This STORY doesn't even make any sense! THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE HALLWAY DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Theres fruit in it! Like seriously! And further more…"
Platyborg sighed holding a cloth to his bleeding nose, he didn't understand it either but that doesn't mean he wanted to listen to Doofs insane rambling, like seriously, he just went from me somehow kicking myself in the face without even lifting my leg…to why the vending machine in the hallway has fruit in it…Doof's right…this story DOESN'T make sense.
Visit.
Platyborg was asleep in his bed.
He thought he was alone…he was terribly wrong…
He heard a noise.
Platyborg sat up in his bed.
"Hello?"
He heard it again and clutched his blanket closer.
"Who's there?...Doof?...Doof is that you?"
Hello Platyborg.
A blood-curdling scream could be heard through out DEI.
It woke Alter Doof.
Doof sat up in his bed and sighed.
"Platyborgs probably having another nightmare…" he mumbled as he got out of bed and headed to the door to go see what the cyborg was screaming about this time but Platyborg beat him to it when he suddenly ran through the door and into Doof, thus knocking them both down.
"Doof!"
"Watch where your going Platyborg! Did you have ANOTHER nightmare? What was it about this time? Was it about the whale that beat you up in Sea World? Because I keep telling you that he cant-"
"She's here!"
"What? Who's here?"
Platyborg lowered his voice down to a whisper "…The author..she snuck into my room…I think she wants to get with me…"
"You think EVERYONE wants to get with you Platyborg, even me" Doof rolled his eyes.
"Do not"
"Suuuurrrrreeee, where is she anyway?"
"Living Room"
They both walked to the living and behold…they see…
Hey Doof.
"What are YOU doing here? You do know its after midnight right? What are you doing sneaking into my cyborgs room and how did you even get here anyway?"
The answer to all those questions in order is, I was requested to be here, Yes yes I do know its after midnight, I think Platyborg is cute, and I stole THE LINK from 1st Dimension Doof.
"Ha! I told you!" Platyborg gloated, he immediately stopped when Doof gave him a death glare and then started speaking.
"Even if you did use…the link…it would take you to the 1st Dimension not the 2nd, explain that"
I used the link AND my portal remote.
"Where'd you get a portal remote?"
That's classified.
"Whatever, why would you want to see us? We don't want to see you, foolish girl"
If I'm gonna be coming around here every once in while then you better start calling me by my name-
"Who said you were gonna be coming around here every once in a while? I sure as heck don't want you here"
I did.
"And who are you?"
I have many titles, Natty, Nat, NattyMc the author, my agent name: Agent NattyMc….or Natalia.
"….thats your name?"
Yea, why?
"Your names weird-"
I know *eye roll*
"Don't you roll your eyes at me Ms Natty"
Its my story I can do what I want….Ms Natty….i like that… :)
"Don't get too used to liking things around here cuz your leaving soon"
Says who?
"Says me, now get out of my house"
This isn't your house.
"Uh yea it is, my name is on the building"
Oh yea. ^_^
"Just get out"
Aw why?
"Because I don't want you here"
Platyborg wants me here.
"No he doesn't, now leave"
Aw cmon Doofy, let me stay pleaaassse? :(
"I said no and- …wait what did you just call me?"
Um…nothing.
"Whatever, just leave"
Fine…your no fun, I like the 1st Dimension Doof better :P
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I haven't heard that from Platyborg before" Alter Doof rolls his eyes as he pushes me out the door.
Platyborg stands next to Alt Doof at the door.
"Bye NattyMc"
Later P borg.
"P borg….i like that…hey Doof, can you start calling me P borg?"
Doof glared at the cyborg "Not on your life"
"Hey NattyMc?"
Yes Platyborg?
"Can ya do me a favor? Can you…" The rest is muffled as he whispers in my ear.
I smile evilly.
Oh yes, I'd LOVE to do that for you.
"When can you do it?"
All in good time Platyborg, all in good time…mwahahahaha.
"Thank you, goodbye!" Doof slams the door "That girl has some serious issues…hey what were you two whispering about anyway?"
Platyborg smiled.
"All in good time Doof, all in good time…mwahahahaha"
"Alright now your acting like her and its freaking me out…GO TO BED! Before I doom you!"
Platyborg ran to his bedroom like his life depended on it…which it did.
Alter Doof just shook his head.
"This story makes NO sense AT ALL"