A/N: Again thank you for those who like, favorite and give reviews to this story.. Hope you like this chapter. :) And if any of you wonder about the title it came from "The Shield of Aegis" which is the nickname for Yosen.

Disclaimer: I do not own that charming-energetic-troll-not-sure-if-really-god Yato and those over power bishies playing basketball.

It was a cold winter morning and a giant purple head can be seen lazily walking on the way to Yosen High. It was Saturday and he was not a morning person but he had no choice but to go on their practice since his teammates promise that they will give him snacks if he attend now. And winter cup was also approaching that their coach keep pestering him to attend practice. He looked bored while munching the snack he was holding, a big bag of potato chips. He suddenly stop on his tracks when his phone vibrated.

[From: Aka-chin

Atsushi I have something to discuss regarding the winter cup. Call me this instant.]

Hmmm. Ok Aka-chin. He thought to himself then dialed his former captain's number.

"Hai Hai, Yato here speaking. The delivery god at your service 365 days a year." answered the person on the other line.

Hmmm Aka-chin sounds like Kise-chin. He thought then answer the person on the other line, not stopping from eating his snacks.

"Aka-chin?" *munch munch munch*

"Wrooooooong. Why do people keep calling me that Aka guy. My name is Yato and I am a God. And what's your name brat?" he said to the purple head.

So I must call Aka-chin as Yato-chin now. He thought then answered. "Hmmm OK Yato-chin. I'm Atsushi."

"So Atsushi what can I do for you? Anything you wish I can grant it to you! For a very affordable price of 5 yen" Yato said, hoping that he will not fail with this client this time.

"Sugeee Yato-chin. You can grant me anything?" the giant answered excitedly. He can't think of what snack he must ask because there are many choices to choose from.

"Off course I can! Who do you think I am? I am a God so I can do anything!" Yato said proudly.

"Then I want a strawberry shortcake, chocolate truffles, blueberry cheesecake, chocolate chip cookies, lady fingers, fruit tart, mango float, vanilla panacotta, buttermilk cookies, apple pie, chocolate pudding, choco banana pie, donuts, a pack of Nerunerunerune candy and a Takoyaki flavored Umaibo." Murasakibara said while drooling from imagining all the sweets he can eat.

"Wait wait wait. Hold on brat! If I have the money to buy all of that then I will not do those crappy jobs. And that was way too many sweets! They are not tasty and will only give you a toothache. Just eat vegetables, they're good for your health" Yato exclaimed.

"Even if it was Yato-chin I won't allow you to insult Sweets. Sweets were gifts given from above. Without sweets life will be boring. Each snack is unique, they give me a different feeling when I eat them. Just like when I eat a Takoyaki Umaibo, it's like I'm swimming at the bottom of the sea. When I eat a cotton candy, it's like I'm flying on the clouds. When I eat a chocolate cake, it's like I'm in heaven while angel's sing. And the potato chips I eat right now gives me the feeling of wanting to play in a meadow." he explained to Yato.

"Whatever brat. They are junk foods and junk foods are crappy. Just eat vegetables. And I am a God so what I said was always right so stop blabbering and give me another wish." Yato said to his customer.

"You're making me mad now Yato-chin. I will crush those vegetables of yours." the purple head tell Yato.

"You can't crush me! Because I-AM-A-GOD!" Yato yell on the person on the other line.

"Even if it's Yato-chin's order I will still not eat vegetables and that's final. Bye now Yato-chin." with that the purple head ended the call.

Yato became very irritated and he was devastated that he lose another annoying client.

Omake

Murasakibara was taking his time and still won't call him so a certain red head called the giant instead. But after hearing the ring on the other line, he was surprised that he's former teammate ended the call. Then he received a text.

[From: Atsushi

Sweets are Justice.]

A/N: And ehem.. i would like to get this opportunity to support my friend and her stories.

For more humor you can check The Emergency Supply by Schatten Mdchen story id: 10178719. I promise you'll never regret checking it, it's really funny.. :D

Again gomen for the spelling and grammatical errors.