Author: okie peeps. i re-did this chapter cause i forgot that i had finished it then i remembered so i combined the two i had into this Uber chapter. so it's special
Raye woke up, taking the opportunity to yawn and stretch. Her room looked like any kind of bedroom you'd find in any house. The bed was a queen size, big enough to fit three people… she had made sure of that. The walls were painted a nice blue colour, contrasting nicely to the hardwood floors. There was a large picture window on the outside wall. A little bit of sunlight peeked through the light curtains. Raye hadn't bothered to unpack last night so her bag was sitting on top of the small circular table in the corner of the room. This meant the set of drawers were empty.
Raye swung her feet over the edge of the bed. Her toes met a fluffy blue rug as she stood up. She rubbed sleep out of her eyes as she walked to the door and threw it open.
She blinked in the light as her eyes tried to adjust. She pushed back the fly-aways of her hair that was pulled back in a long braid. She shuffled into the world in her dark blue happy bunny pajamas.
In her sleep-filled stupor, she didn't even notice the blue haired demon lurking behind her.
The house was ominously quiet as she shuffled down the stairs. She didn't even hear the footsteps behind her.
She finally reached the ground floor and turned left into the kitchen. She looked at a group of people sitting around the table, noticing that her sister Bunny was there as well. The group turned to her and their eyes widened. "wha-"
Raye felt a smack to her head and maniacal laughter behind her. She whirled around in time to see Setsuna running around a corner, a dejected pillow on the floor.
"What the hell?" Raye asked no one in particular.
"She's been like that all morning. I think she finally snapped." Bunny explained, spooning sugar into her coffee. She took a gulp but spit it out. "What the hell? Was that salt?" she looked at her coffee cup.
Evil laughter was heard through the house. "The first step to ruling the world is now accomplished! All salt has become sugar and all sugar has become salt!!"
Raye raised an eyebrow. "In other words she went through the house switching the sugar with salt."
"DON'T TELL ALL MY SECRETS RAYYYYEEEE!!" screamed the blue haired half demon.
Her younger sister rolled her eyes. "Maybe she O.D.'d on Koolaid? You know how that affects her." she suggested while filling her bowl with cereal.
"I don't think so. Usually that just makes her make the wall cry." Bunny said.
"How the hell can you make the wall cry?" asked a green haired man with angel wings.
"Give Setsuna Koolaid and you'll find out." Raye said before stuffing frosted flakes in her mouth.
The group at the table heard something at the door and turned to see Setsuna. She was crawling on the floor as if she had been in the desert two days to long. "My brain… it's frying… someone… help… I see the light… Mom is that you? It's so cold… I'm dying aren't I? Goodbye… cruel, cruel world… I hope you get stabbed to death by rabid squirrels…" and with that her body went limp.
"Mom's not even dead you moron." Bunny said, going back to her coffee.
"So?" asked the body on the floor. "I couldn't think of anyone and you have to be visited by a relative in a really good death scene."
"That was a good death scene?" asked a blonde girl with cat ears.
All of the sudden Setsuna had a katana pointed at the girl's throat. "You want me to show you a good death scene? I can. I'm not cleaning up the blood though."
"Setsuna knock it off! And since when did you start carrying a katana?" Raye asked.
The bi-polar fictive put the sword away in thin air. "Dunno. That's just the first thing I grabbed." she said before disappearing in a puff of purple smoke. They would have been worried if they didn't hear a crash farther in the house and a "SHIT THAT HURT!!" fall from her mouth.
"so… what do you think is making Setsuna act like an insipid gecko on crack?" Raye asked.
"I think that the Mary Sues did something to her." Bunny said. Sipping black coffee.
"It's not unheard of. I know someone who is still in therapy from it." said a girl with bright purple hair and blue skin.
"Seriously?" Raye said in mid chew.
"uh-hu" she nodded.
Bunny and Raye exchanged glances. "Author." they said simultaneously.
Suddenly Marieko appeared in the doorway dressed in a blue sundress with black fishnet underneath. Combat boots covered her feet and silver jewelry covered her arms and ears. Her hair was pulled up in a pony tail, falling down in a curly mass. "You rang?" she said sarcastically.
"Do you feel any different today?" Raye asked.
"Um… No… do YOU feel any different today?"
Before the girls could explain a body jumped the Author from behind. She landed on her face, Setsuna on top of her. "WHAT THE FUCK!!" Marieko yelled
"I GOT HER!! I GOT THE PURPLE PICKLE!!"
"I AM NOT A VIOLET DOG YOU CRACK HEAD!!"
"Huh?" asked the occupants of the table who weren't used to the insanity associated with the Hellsing's.
"Pickles are actually a rare breed of dogs." Bunny said as Raye jumped up to haul Setsuna off of Author-chan.
"Setsuna! You've been drugged by the Mary Sues."
Setsuna slipped out of Raye's grasp and went running through the house singing "I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS! THERE THEY ARE A STANDING IN A ROW!!"
Raye hoisted the Author up to her feet. "Now you see why we asked if you were feeling different. Sense you are a part of Sets' we figured you'd be affected too." Raye explained.
Marieko looked up at Raye "really? I kinda figured that OUT!" the reason her the last word was suddenly raised to a high pitch was that her body began to change. She suddenly shot up to six foot tall, falling back against the table at the change. Her hair got longer and escaped from her pony tail. Her eyes got brighter and her skin turned to moonlight. Her mouth got pouty and turned to a vermilion colour. Her boobs grew, straining against the material of her shirt. Her waist got thinner, giving her a willowy look.
Marieko noticed the change, her eyes the size of saucers. She looked up to her characters and whispered "I look like a Mary-Sue…"