Later that night everyone was relaxing and watching movies. Then someone brought up truth or dare. Again.
"Kurt truth or dare?" Brittany asked her dolphin.
"Dare." he said confidently.
"I want you to call that boy that you have a crush on. Blaine, right?" Brittany said innocetly.
Kurt paled noticeably. "Okay." he stuttered. He pulled out his iPhone.
"Hi, Blaine. How are you?"
words from Blaine
"That's great. I'm doing well."
more words from Blaine
"Yeah that sounds amazing, I'd love to. See you then. I'm glad you gathered all the courage up to ask me out." Kurt hung up. The girls bombarded him with questions.
"Yes! Yes! He asked me out and I am in ecstatic!" Kurt squealed. The girls squealed with him.
"Women." Puck muttered to Finn, Sam, and Mike. They nodded.
"Sorry Kurtie, Puck made me dare you." Brittany confessed. Puck facepalmed.
"I'll get you Puckerman." Kurt spat.
"It's okay Porcelain. I deserve it."
"Rach, truth or dare?" Kurt asked. Puck knew something bad was about to happen.
"Dare." Rachel said indifferently. Damnit Berry. Puck thought to himself.
"I dare you to call Jesse St. James." Kurt said giving Puck a dirty look.
"Okay Kurt." Rachel pulled out her phone and dialed his number. She waited. And waited. No answer.
"SUCK IT HUMMEL!" Puck shouted gleefully.
"Well, since the dare didn't work I get to ask Rachel three questions." Kurt glared at the mohawked boy.
"Question one: if you had a daughter what would you name her?" Kurt asked
"Caroline Victoria _, because I do not know her father's last name." Rachel answered. Puck growled.
"Are you saying that we won't last through marriage?" Puck asked Rachel.
"Next Question: what features would you like?" Kurt said loudly.
"Hair like mine, but green eyes. Like greenish blue. Maybe some silverish hazel too." Rachel said excitedly.
"Where the f**k would that child get green eyes?" Puck nearly screeched.
"Noah, it's just hypothetically." Rachel soothed.
"The final question: When would you let her start dating?" Kurt asked.
"12 maybe 13."
"HELL TO THE NO! MY DAUGHTER ISN'T DATING TILL-TILL SHE'S MARRIED!" Puck shouted angrily.
"Your daughter?" Rachel arched an eyebrow.
"Damn yes my daughter." Puck stated.
"Since when was I pregnant?" Rachel said astounded.
"I don't know but if you are pregnant Rach, I agree with Puck, she's not dating for awhile. She'd be like a niece to me." Mike, Sam, Matt, and Kurt nodded in agreement.
"Poor girl. She'll be lucky if she's not sent to a Convent at birth." Mercedes muttered.
"Ok, I have one question. Has someone taken a pregnancy test for me?" Rachel asked annoyed.
` "Sorry preggers." Santana teased.
"Whatever."
"Wait I'm confused is Rachel pregnant or not?"
AN- THAT'S THE CHAPTER! Okay, guess who said the last line, Finn or Brittany... Hmm. Still trying to figure that one out myself.