"Hello Boys" Bernadette's head popped around the side of the apartment's door, "we are going out with a couple of friends, to a bar with a dance disco thing off to the side. Anyway since it looks like you guys are having waayyyy too much fun already, we thought that we'd show you why you shouldn't blow us off in the future." She gave Howard a look. Then she turned around and screamed in the direction of Penny's apartment, "Cue music!"
American Boy by Estelle began playing from Penny's apartment.
"So anyway first off we have Penny who is wearing a short purple number, man Leonard you are one lucky guy."
Penny then walked into the apartment; she walked model style around the couches with most of the guys craning their heads around to look at her.
"Yeah I sure am" Leonard said, slightly in a daze looking at her as she walked out of the room.
"Next off is me, and I am wearing a pale green strapless-"
"Which accents her eyes!" Penny shouted in.
Bernadette then walked into the apartment and around the couches in the same fashion as Penny, again with heads turning and looking at her.
When she got back to the door she said, "At last but not least, we have Amy wearing a dark Blue dress with a lace design. And it turns out she actually has contacts so no glasses!"
Then Amy walked in and jaws dropped. Her dress wasn't short, it was knee length but it was beautiful. It had half sleeves and and it was made of a dark blue lace. She definitely had contacts in because she could see perfectly as she walked around the room. Her hair was wavy and pinned to one side and her make-up was perfect. She was no longer the girl with the dress from forever 63, she felt like a princess. Heads turned to her as she walked behind the couch as well, even Sheldon's although it could've been because he was in such shock.
When she walked out of the room, Raj turned to Sheldon, "Dude I can't believe I'm saying this but your girlfriend's like an eight!"
Sheldon just nodded, speechless.
The music was cut and Penny and Amy walked back into the apartment and stood beside Bernadette.
"So as you know we are going out to a bar with a couple of friends for a girl's night. There will be a dance thing going on there so if anyone asks us to dance, well, do not blame us." Penny said.
"But? But you'd say no right?" Leonard asked, sounding slightly worried.
"No promises, there's no knowing what we could get up to when we're drunk." Bernadette said teasingly.
"Let us go with you then!" Howard said.
"Uhm, no way!" Amy said, "You guys ditched us for a guy's night so now we're having a girl's night. Even Raj can't come this time."
Raj looked over at the girls, sadness on his face and a beer in his hand. "But you guys said that you liked having me there the last time. And besides, you can't stop us going to the bar if we want to."
"But you fellas must be having so much fun at your big and awesome guys night that's so important" Penny replied. "Yes, come to the bar if you want, we're being strict on our girls night though. You can sit at another table. But you probably don't even want to go; I bet you this Star Trek thingymabobby is awesome!"
"Anyways, Eliza just texted me, she's outside with Lena. We gotta go now guys have a great night." Bernadette said.
"Yeah see yas" Amy said, giving a small wave and smile to Sheldon as she turned around.
"Bye boys" Penny said.
As the girls left, all the lads, except Sheldon, sighed.
"Finally they're gone" he said. He had composed himself after the astonishment of Amy. "Now we can get back to talking about how boring this night is"
Leonard shook his head at him and said "You guys know what? We should all go out, to a bar somewhere. Or catch up with the girls and hang around at that bar. Even if we don't talk to them we could just drink and stuff."
"I've never really been to a bar to just drink and talk before." Howard said, "It's always been to pick up women but that's not happening anymore. We'd just have to watch Raj and Stewart. It'll be as boring as it is here."
Sighing, Sheldon stood up, "well I'm going to get my jacket, I don't know what you guys are going to decide but I can tell you're going to choose drinking." He sighed "anyway I'm not staying here on my own again." He walked into his bedroom.
Leonard shook his head slightly at the closed bedroom door. "Okay I've an idea" he said, turning back to face the others. "I say we go the bar that the girls are at and we have a game."
"What sort of game?" Raj asked.
"So, me Sheldon and Howard can't pick up girls anymore. Not that Sheldon would anyway. But what if we went to the bar and flirted with the girls we have. We can pretend that we've only met them and how we'd try to pick them up. Then the girls can rate us on good we are and I heard mention of an Eliza and Lena for you two" He said, looking at Stewart and Raj.
"That sounds like fun." Howard said. "Some manly competition for our guy's night."
"Yeah, I guess I'm in." Stewart said, "It's either this or sitting in the store, drowning my sorrows and listening to Adele music."
"Okay okay, I'm in. Even though you all know that I'm so going to win." Raj said. "As I've said multiple times before, the lady's love men who are foreign and exotic like myself."
"Yes I'm also sure that they love men who are into romance novels and films even more than they are." Howard said, earning a sharp look from Raj.
"One question?" Stewart asked. "Are the girls going to mind? You know, with them practically being the competition."
"Nah it's okay they'll be up for it" Leonard replied, "so I think we're decided, you guys all agree, Sheldon won't want to be left here on his own and I for one am not going to stand her while some jock hunk dude tries to steal our women" he looked at Raj and Stewart, "or future women" he added.