Sword Art Online - Side B

by Sweetly Nera

Seichirou Kirie and Seichirou Kirika, two siblings who are unfortunately brought into the world of Sword Art Online, however, not before overcoming certain hardships. Also, not to their liking, they seemed to have earned the title of 'cheaters' from the game creator, Kayaba Akihiko. However, is this true?

4. Chapter 4

HP Formula: X+ ((STR+AGI) x2) + (Age + Last digit of Age)

1-1500

200-300, 400-500, 500-600, 600-700, 700-800, 800-900, 1000-1100, 1100-1200, 1200-1300, 1300-1500

Lv.1 base: 3 AGI & 3 STR

Kirie:

Lv.1: 284 HP

248 + 6(2) + (22+2)

Lv.2: (5 AGI 4 STR)

482

Lv.3: (5 AGI 7 STR)

Lv.4: (7 AGI 8 STR)

Lv.5: (7 AGI 11 STR)

Lv.6: (8 AGI 13 STR)

Lv.7: (10 AGI 14 STR)

Lv.8: (12 AGI 15 STR)

Lv.9: (14 AGI 16 STR)

Lv.10: (16 AGI 17 STR)

Lv.11: (17 AGI 19 STR)

Lv.12: (18 AGI 21 STR)

Lv.13: (18 AGI 24 STR)

Lv.14: (19 AGI 26 STR)

Lv.15: (21 AGI 27 STR)

Lv.16: (22 AGI 29 STR)

Lv.17: (22 AGI 32 STR)

Lv.18: (24 AGI 33 STR)

Lv.19: (27 AGI 33 STR)

Lv.20: (29 AGI 34 STR)

Lv.21: (30 AGI 36 STR)

Lv.22: (32 AGI 37 STR)

Lv.23: (33 AGI 39 STR)

Lv.24: (34 AGI 41 STR)

Lv.25: (35 AGI 43 STR)

Lv.26: (37 AGI 44 STR)

Lv.27: (37 AGI 47 STR)

Kirika:

Lv.1: 274 HP

242 + 6(2) + (15+5)

Lv.2: (6 AGI 3 STR)

462

Lv.3: (8 AGI 4 STR)

Lv.4: (9 AGI 6 STR)

Lv.5: (11 AGI 7 STR)

Lv.6: (12 AGI 9 STR)

Lv.7: (13 AGI 11 STR)

Lv.8: (15 AGI 12 STR)

Lv.9: (16 AGI 14 STR)

Lv.10: (17 AGI 16 STR)

Lv.11: (19 AGI 17 STR)

Lv.12: (21 AGI 18 STR)

Lv.13: (24 AGI 18 STR)

Lv.14: (26 AGI 19 STR)

Lv.15: (26 AGI 22 STR)

Lv.16: (26 AGI 25 STR)

Lv.17: (26 AGI 28 STR)

Lv.18: (27 AGI 30 STR)

Lv.19: (29 AGI 31 STR)

Lv.20: (31 AGI 32 STR)

Lv.21: (33 AGI 33 STR)

Lv.22: (36 AGI 33 STR)

Lv.23: (39 AGI 33 STR)

Lv.24: (39AGI 36 STR)

Lv.25: (41 AGI 37 STR)

Lv.26: (44 AGI 37 STR)

Lv.27: (47 AGI 37 STR)

Note: It's weird how I had the siblings have similar stat distributions, except the stats (STR & AGI) are vice versa for them; purely coincidental.

Fun fact: Kirika hates having equal point distribution. Ex. 31 AGI & 31 STR

Omake 1: It's your loss

Kirie and Kirika were sitting behind a huge table with fancy designs and several plushies on it. "Hey, Onii-san… Why are we doing this again?" Kirika wondered; her sweat dropped as she noticed Kirie remaining silent and composed.

As a matter of fact, why did they appear to be super deformed? Not that it mattered, right?

"Hey, Onii-san…?"

"This is our duty; we must interview at least three people, today." Kirie replied calmly.

"T-Three!?" Kirika responded in shock. "W-Wait," Kirika mumbled as she moved up her right hand to count with her fingers. "1... 2… We only know two other people as of this story!" Kirika shouted, surprising Kirie as he then thought about it calmly.

"I-Is that so!? In that case… we won't be able to finish the interview." Kirie concluded. Kirika grabbed her head with both hands as a fountain of tears came out from her poorly drawn eyes.

"What are we going to do!?" Kirika questioned; shouting in tears.

"In that case, I shall help you guys." Another male's voice spoke to the siblings, startling them. A guy cloaked in red armor slowly descended from a white light; golden feathers descended slowly around him. The figure who had his eyes closed, donned with a shield on his left hand and his sword inside it, now opened his eyes seriously, surprising the siblings. As he landed on the ground he turned to the right, towards the siblings when suddenly, a podium appears from the ground, in front of the mysterious figure, surprising him and the siblings. Kirika sweat drops.

"W-Well then… Can you tell us your name?" Kirika asked with eyes closed; laughing slowly in a weird manner.

"My name is Kay- I mean, Heathcliff." The mysterious man, Heathcliff answered. The siblings stared at him weirdly causing him to sweat drop. "Is there something wrong…?"

"He stuttered." Kirie noted.

"He stuttered, didn't he?" Kirika repeated.

"Enough!" Heathcliff shouted seriously, scaring Kirika who moved her arms up in fear, in a protective manner.

"O-Okay... Heathcliff-san, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?" Kirika asked calmly.

"Let's see… It all started 20 years ago. Around the time that game came out… Yes, I was influence very so by it; my very existence fleeting from the world that we call 'Earth'. My ideology changing very so; yes, the idea present was that my own logic could have been…" Heathcliff continued mumbling. Kirika sweat drops.

"U-Umm… Heathcliff-san?" Kirika called out however, Heathcliff continued speaking for a long time...

*Several scenes later*

"Thus, I have come to the conclusion, perhaps society is not essentially viewing these things in the way of which we should perceive them." Heathcliff concluded.

"Ha…" Kirika spoke weakly. "W-Well then, Heathcliff-san, thank you very much for your cooperation." Kirika said as she then bowed forward, with her hands held together in front of her. When she stood back up a rope appeared to be floating in the air, now on her right side. Kirika looked at the rope curiously. "Hm? What's this?" Kirika questioned as she then pulls the rope.

"ARGH!" Heathcliff shouts as he falls down into a square hole created under him, causing Kirika's upper face to darken as her jaw dropped in shock. Kirika then bowed once more.

"I-I'm so sorry!" Kirika apologized.

"It's quite fine." A different male's voice answered. Kirika moved her head up slightly in confusion. There, was a guy in a scientific lab coat. Kirika then stood up, pointing at the guy with her right forefinger as her mouth opened further.

"AHHH! You're Kayaba Akihiko! The one who stuck us and 9,998 other players in this game! Shame on you!" Kirika shouted causing Kayaba to sweat drop.

"N-No, I don't think that's the most appropriate thing to shout right now…" Kayaba mumbled. Kirika, with an angry expression on her face, slowly sat down as she continued to glare at Kayaba.

"So? What are you doing, answering for Heathcliff-san?" Kirika questioned; glancing at Kayaba angrily.

"I'm sure he's fine; he looks like a strong player anyways." Kayaba mentioned; the word 'player' caught Kirika's attention, making her look at Kayaba curiously.

"Now that I think about it, why aren't you playing this game with us, Kayuma?" Kirika questioned. Kayaba sweat drops.

"K-Kayuma…" Kayaba repeated weirdly.

"Well, you are Kayaba and you are an akuma (akuma=devil), so it's Kayuma." Kirika explained nonchalantly.

"H-Ha… Well, I have considered playing with you all but the efficiencies of it are very low. IF you think about it, the idea that the game creator himself is amongst one of the players is almost ludicrous. Can you imagine the possibilities of…" Kayuma continued to mutter endlessly until…

*Several scenes later*

"Thus, I believe it's unnecessary for me to be amongst one of the players. You do bring up a fascinating idea though. You see, I was thinking of creating an avatar befitting of my appearance. Mm. Thank you, Kirika-Kun. I've decided; I'll-" Before Kayaba could continue, Kirika suddenly yawned; covering her mouth with her right hand. "…You weren't listening, were you?" Kayaba questioned. Kirika looked over at Kayaba dreamily and smiled with closed eyes and her head tilted right.

"Nope!" Kirika replied cheerfully; simultaneously pulling the rope at her side, causing Kayaba to fall down. Kirika waved her right hand while cheerfully saying, "Bye bye, Kayuma!" Kayuma… what an enemy you have made…

*She's a devil...!* Kirie thought at he looked at his still, still waving away, vile Kirika as she then looked down, fiddling with the cards in her hand which were 9x8 inches. She moved a card to the back of the stack, then another, then another… until… She smiled with huge parted lips.

"Ah! This is our new guest!" Kirika spoke viciously. Kirie sweat dropped as he then gulped, feeling tense. The random red curtains behind the vacant podium had now opened out, revealing a silhouette. The silhouette began to walk forward; when it was under the light, the figure became apparent. "Hello, Vortex-kun!" Kirika said with a huge smile and closed eyes; waving at the guest casually. The guest smiled with parted lips; waving at the friendly host… friendly, right?

Anyways, Vortex stood in front of the podium; placing his arms onto it, near the borders. Kirika opened her eyes casually, still with a smile on her face as she held out a single card in her right hand; not even bothering to read its contents, for it was obvious. "So, I know this might be strange but Vortex-kun, a reader seems to think that you'll become a vital antagonist sooner or later." Kirika explained.

"E-EH!?" Vortex took a step back with his right leg, in surprise and in shock. He then placed his right elbow on the podium, holding his face in his right palm. "Oh no…" Vortex said in a weird English accent. He then looked up as his hand moved to shoulder level. "What nonsense! The verdict?" Vortex questioned; his right hand out as if he needed a document held in it. Kirika simply shook her head with closed eyes as she looked down.

"No, no, Vortex-kun. The moment you determined it was not a good idea for me to reveal my MP gauge to anyone… it was already your loss!" Kirika shouted in exaggeration as she opened her eyes widely to look at Vortex directly. Vortex's mouth gaped open as he then fell forward on his knees; his right hand still grasping tightly on the podium.

"W-What…?" Vortex muttered in disbelief; he then got up dramatically and look at Kirika, seriously. "B-But that was an act of precaution!" Vortex explained with an intensified voice.

"Objection! Sir, you have no defendant! You are but a one-man army! Besides…" Kirika muttered; slowly getting up from her sit as her palms were against the table; she then slowly looked up seriously. "Why do you know about this 'MP gauge' anyways? Unless… you were an admin!" Kirika shouted; pointing her right index finger epically at Vortex. Vortex's arms moved as if to protect himself. Kirika smirked, her right eye covered by her bangs as her left eye seemed to glow red. "I. Kirika vi Britannia command you, confess to your sins already, Vortex!" Kirika shouted. Vortex's arms were now at his side; he gulped tensely.

He gulped tensely…

Tensely…

…

"Hahahahaha!" The two laughed afterwards.

"Yeah right! Like Vortex-kun would ever be an antagonist!" Kirika admitted; laughing into the air with closed and tear-filled eyes. Vortex was laughing alongside her. The two then calmed down; looking at each other with smiles on their faces. "Then, Vortex-kun…" Vortex blushed as he noticed Kirika looking at him with fluttering eyes. "Bye!" Kirika spoke cheerfully in a devilish manner; tilting her head as she smiled with closed eyes. Vortex looked at her, confused.

"Eh? EHHHHHH!" Vortex shouted as Kirika pulled the rope, dropping Vortex into an endless pit. Or was it…? Kirika then looked over to her left at Kirie who looked at her in fear. Kirika simply smiled.

"Onii-san… that was rude to let me do the interviewing alone, don't you think?" Kirika spoke as she turned her body to face Kirie; her body glowing in an imaginative purple aura as she smiled wickedly with closed eyes. "Next time, you do it… Okay, 'Onii-san'?" Kirika asked with a vicious, sweet sounding, whispering voice. Kirie nodded quickly and rapidly, in fear of his sister's true nature The sister's smiled reverted back to normal as she then giggled. "I'm just playing around with you, Onii-san." Kirika spoke childishly. "But seriously, next time you're doing ALL the interviews." Kirika then spoke seriously, despite smiling.

-Omake 1, end- XD

Author's note: Overall, the first chapter of Parasite Unlimited was better than the first chapter of Chronic Perish, so this omake (Omake=short clip) goes to Kirika! I posted a poll(s) on my profile so make sure to check those out and answer with your honest opinions, please! XD Also, feel free to keep reading! I can assure you all, although I like sweet & cute scenes, there will absolutely be no incest, no matter how far the writing barrier is broken. Though if you can't stand Bro Love & Sis Love (No, not homosexuals), either way, I would suggest that you continue reading since I'm continuing to include some dark scenes in this story as well! Look forward to the next upcoming chapters!

In case anyone's wondering, the house of the siblings look similar to the house of Kirino's parents from the anime, "Ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai", or "Oreimo" for short. XD One change to be described at the moment would be that there is only a singular bench in front of the TV.

This chapter is seven pages long; same as the 1st chapters for Parasite Unlimited and Chronic Perish. 3

Until then, this is Silvernet signing out. 3 Always wanted to say that!