It is night-time. The Cul-De-Sac is asleep. Since we don't have anything plot relevant ready just yet, let us explore the dream world, in this filler episode of,
Grim and Edboys: Writer's Cut
By Solaris
Chapter 4: Dream Eds, Dream!
Disclaimer: I do not own "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", "Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy", or, "The Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy". This is a fan fiction, not the official thing.
Notes: It's filler time! Don't worry, this will only last a chapter!
The first dreamer dreams of monsters, of brain eaters, and of his friends! This is his dream...
Meteor-Eddy
One day, Ed is prancing around looking for someone to play with, he goes to Grim who is sharpening his scythe and tells him that he's busy, and so Ed then goes to Ed and Double D but to his horror, they are doing a scam without him for the scam is "Fake Dianetics" testing where they pose as Scientologists and use this crudely made machine for testing, Eddy doesn't want Ed to participate in this scam because it is only for "smart people" and so Ed gets so upset and he walks to his "happy place" (the neighborhood dump) and cries to himself. He then wishes for a new best friend to the stars and as he is about to sing "when you fish upon a star" the stars answered back in the form of a meteor.
Ed went up to the meteor and his grin grew wide at what he is seeing, he pokes it with a stick and then a eyeball and some tentacles grow out and then the creature from the meteor pulls out a boom-box, turns it on, and starts to sing…
"Well hello there little boy, Now don't be shy
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky"
(The creature sticks his tentacle in Ed's ear, trying to suck his brains out but he figured that Ed's head is empty)
"Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal..
And bring me some brains!"
(Ed then happily says "ok new buddy, I'll get you some brains!" and he goes to the kitchen and pulls out a box of "Dracula bran" and when he shows the creature the cereal, he throws it out and pulls out a book with a picture of a brain and shows it to Ed and then takes Ed to Nazz's place)
"Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on her face
You'd be doing her a favor if you brought her to me
She ain't using her brain she's just watching TV!
(Nazz is brought to the creature and she yells out "THAT'S NOT COOL" after getting her brain swallowed)
"Go down to Mr. Johnny's
He hasn't had a thought since '93
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?"
(Johnny's brain is eaten and so is Planks' which is rather odd)
"Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain
Brains, brains, it's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they thinks it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!"
(For no reason at all, Ed is wearing a red zoot suit while Nazz and Johnny are mindlessly dancing)
"Go down to the trailer park
those weird three sisters are in the dark
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the shop of pork
Sneak in, tip-toe past the dork
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see"
(Jimmy, Sarah and the Kanker sisters have been brain-eaten as well and mindless dance too, "the dork", umm I mean Kevin see what's going on and pulls out a mallet, he tries to strike the creature but he gets brain-snatched as well, Ed then bring Rolf and his entire stock of animals to the creature and it happily eats their brains.)
"Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain
Brains, brains, it's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they thinks it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!"
"Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook em in a skillet
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em
I'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!(Ohhhh...)"
(Ed then dances like Michael Jackson with the mindless victims, but then Double D and Eddy hear some catchy jazz music and when they checked out where the music came from, they saw what they didn't want to see)
"You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink"
(The 2 Eds check to see if Grim is available but since he's busy sharpening his scythe, they decided to take matters to their own hands)
"Now fess up boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring him down here to meet his end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend"
(Double D and Eddy come face to face with the creature)
"Brains, brains, I won't lie
I'll eat his brains 'til he's zombified
Sure he might think it's deranged
But he won't give it a thought
After I've eaten his brain
Brains, brains, it's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first he thinks it's strange
he won't think twice
If he don't have a brain!"
Brains...
Bring me his brain...
Bring me his brain, Bring me his brain!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
And so Eddy tries to run off but trips on a garden gnome and his brain ends up devoured but then the creature gags and apparently dies, but then the creature is brought back to life, is seen glowing gold and has 3 "hairs" sticking out.
Eddy as the creature then says "HA! No monster can contain me, I have more greed than Scrooge Mcduck, Nabiki Tendo and Mr. Burns combined!" and then Ed bows to the Eddy-creature and says "please brain eating Eddy! Forgive me for trying to feed you to a brain monster from Uranus!"
Eddy as the creature then says "I forgive you lumpy, now if you can do one thing for me…" and then Double D says "Blah blah, blah, yakkety smakkety smakkety, blah blah blah, science, blah blah blah..." and soon, Double D gets his brain eaten by a rather disgusted Eddy creature.
Eddy as the creature then says "man! Brains are gross, but I really got to shut Double D up, well anyway I'm gonna be on a new diet. So if you want me to forgive you, I want you to feed me some…CASH!" And then Ed says "OK EDDY! I GOT EVERYTHING I NEED FOR GETTING CASH!" and so Ed happily puts on a ski mask, a crow bar, and a laptop and says to Eddy "so what will it be first Eddy? Go rob a convenience store? Break into a bank, or pull a scam online?"
Eddy as the creature then says "excellent lumpy…excellent…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ed then wakes up from his dream. "Ah man, I really wanted to serve "Meteor-Eddy"! Then again, he did eat Double D's brain..." He then goes back to sleep.
The next one dreams of dying, a certain horror movie, and failure. This is his dream...
Saw-Ed
"Huh? Hey! This isn't my bedroom, why do I still feel groggy? Where am I and why does it smell like Ed?" Eddy, as he says that, sees Ed, " Oh that figures. And why can't I breathe?" He looks in a mirror and screams at the sight of a huge blue jawbreaker completely filling his mouth. He also sees Ed with one in his mouth too.
As Eddy came to and sees Ed, he discovers that they are trapped in a filthy bathroom. They see a TV monitor and it suddenly turns on and they see what looks like Plank but in clown make-up, "plank" then says to them "Eddy, this is your wake-up call. Everyday of your so-called "working life" you have scamed kids out of their allowances for jawbreakers. Now your greed and lust for jawbreakers will be the cause of death for you will suffocate to death by means of that very jawbreaker in your mouth!"
"Hey! What did Ed do?" yelled a seriously scared Eddy
"Plank" then says "umm...he's once used me to scratch his butt...now then. Your aim in this game is to kill Ed for I have the hammer that I stuffed in his head that will crack the jawbreaker and your teeth. You have until six on the clock to do it. If you do not kill Ed by six, then Double D and Grim will die (Eddy then sees a rather deranged Nazz placing a shotgun collar on Double D and then she uses Grim's scythe to slice off Grim's skull from his body and place a reverse bear trap on Grim's skull)but as for you Eddy... I'll leave you in this room to suffocate and rot. Let the game beg..." and Ed yells out "Look what I found in my head Eddy!"
And so, Eddy grabs the hammer and carefully smashes the jawbreaker without breaking his teeth and saves Ed too but accidentally breaks some of his teeth. Eddy noticed there was a key in his mouth and when Eddy unlocked the main door, he sees a demented Johnny with "Plank" and with Nazz as his apprentice. Johnny then says, "I dunno how you got out of that trap but I have some bad news for you Eddy... Grim and Double D didn't escape my traps before you did" and Johnny is seen holding Double D's "sockhat" that is covered in blood and the cracked skull of a now lifeless Grim. Eddy screams and it suddenly turns black...
Double D wakes up from his nightmare. "I knew I shouldn't have seen that movie! ...But why did I dream I was Eddy?" He then went back to sleep.
The final one dreams about theft, experiencing a great tragedy, and coming so close and yet so far, this is his dream...
Edlantis
One day as Grim decides to take a shower in Eddy's house, he notices that his scythe is missing and as he opens the shower curtain, he sees Eddy pointing the scythe at him and using the scythe's magic he shrinks Grim to the size of a baby mouse and puts him in a beer bottle. Eddy thought "hmm...maybe I'll call the company about the little skeleton man in this bottle and then I get a free case of beer but that only works for hoseheads...oh well!" and then he goes to the Kanker Sister's trailer and throws the bottle into where the Kankers' "ship inna bottle" should be, the sisters barely even noticed Grim is in the bottle and then Grim asks "WHY?" and then Eddy softly responds "with this magic hockey stick...I'm gonna make my dreams come true! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And then Grim says in a squeaky voice, "you'll be sorry mon!"
Meanwhile, Double D is trying to fix up and repair the "Elevating Boots" he designed for Eddy many months ago while Ed is playing with Eddo, Eddy's ventriloquist dummy by making him sing the "One Piece Rap" but then Eddy smiles like a madman at the Eds and then Double D says "let me guess, your brother let you watch one of his "special movies" again didn't he?
And when Eddy shows him the scythe, Double D looks so surprised and says "GOOD LORD! DOES GRIM EVEN KNOW YOU HAVE THAT WITH YOU? and then Eddy says "yeah but bonehead is feeling "bottled" up at the moment, and now I will do the one thing I always wanted to do...HAHAHAHAHA!" and then he fired the scythe at his house and he turns it into a multi-million dollar Casino called "ED-lantis" it looks like a Palace in ruins but with Eds themed decorations everywhere. Double D's jaws drop and then Ed says "but seriously Eddy, where did "femur face" go? And then Eddy says, "First off lumpy, a femur is a bone in the leg and not the face and second, I want you to help me run ED-lantis in tip top shape" and then Double D stands in front of Eddy and says "Grr...first you wanted to give Sara to Grim and now you take the Grim Reaper's scythe and use it to warp reality! I would tell you that..." but then Double D gets trapped by his own hat by Eddy's Scythe magic and then Eddy says "I f you agree to put a sock in it and help me with ED-lantis, then I'll let you go!" and then Double D says "this is all wrong, I can even feel it in my very soul" and then Ed says "naw, it must be gas!"
And so the three Eds manage to get ED-lantis to order and posted signs to get the kids to attend and then Eddy announced his new casino
"Are you looking for a place to have fun and earn/lose cash very easily? Then come on down to "ED-lantis "! where in this palace we treat gamers like royalty! we even have Slots, 21, blackjack, poker, video poker, sports betting, horse races, lottery, bingo, keno, a dice game that we cannot say the name of here, roulette, and even pachinko! We also have shows such as "lounge singer Eddy", "Eddy the Dirty Comic", "Double D the masked magician", "Cirque ED Soleil", and the best thing is that...YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE 21 TO ENTER! and then the Kids went inside the casino and played for many hours
At first, the Kids couldn't understand the concept of gaming for money but then again they also think that adults are the only ones capable of understanding the concept so easily except for Rolf since gambling may or may not be in his country. Rolf is in a 21 table and after Eddy explains the rules to him, Rolf kept saying nothing but "hit me!"…EVEN WHEN HE GOT 21! Johnny and Sara were off to the horse races but upon their horror, the horses are actually centaurs and when Sara complained to Eddy he says, "Umm…they came with the Casino…despite having upper bodies of humans, they're still "horsies" and so Jimmy and Sara just watched the unusual horse races, Sarah tells Jimmy, "Hey Jimmy, this might have something to do with that skeleton guy who is forced by the Eds to live with them but I haven't seen him all day" and then Jimmy says "maybe It's possible that Eddy being the jerk he is stole skeleton guy's "magic hockey stick" and created this casino for his own selfish financial gain…or maybe he's gathering flowers for all those funerals he always attends" and Sara agrees to it. As Johnny plays Roulette but with Plank as part of the wheel he keeps winning because of the increased luck he got from Plank, but then Eddy shows up with a hammer and says "You know the rules melon head, if you beat the house, the house beats you…WITH A HAMMER!" and then Johnny tells Eddy "Hey Eddy! Have you met Plank's twin cousins? (pulls out a pair of numchucks that has the same face as Planks) their names are "num" and "chuck". After Eddy sees them he says "I'llbegood" Meanwhile Eddy "fixes" a slot machine that Kevin is about to play and everytime he plays he always gets the one combination that makes him win nothing (instead of 3 cherries it's Eddy with his pants down, mooning Kevin) Kevin angrily says "That dork's so dead! But after I play the next round…after this round…after this round…Ok I swear, after this round, after this round…after this round…after this round…"
The Kankers show up and Lee yells out "Now's that time that we show up and ruin everything as well as take all the money you boys made for no apparent reason at all" but then Eddy thought fast and then he offers them drinks as well as admission to a private room for a banquet, but the food is from the underworld and the descriptions of the creepy cuisine is so gross and indescribable, Lee says "forget holding Eddy's money, we gotta hold our lunches in, run for it girls!" and after the Kankers ran off, Eddy snickers and says "Eddy 2, Kankers 42"
And then Eddy notices Johnny walks by in a zigzag pattern and throws up on the roulette table and then Rolf slowly beat up Kevin and then Eddy gets frightened by this and then asks Ed what's going on, Ed answered "Actually Eddy! They started acting like this when I gave them this!" And then Eddy reads the bottle and it says "Weird Juice, the underworld's number 1 ale (WARNING: NOT FOR SALE TO MORTALS)" and then Ed says, "It was in the mini-bar that is in my cafe! I swear! but then again the author won't let me even swear." and Things got bad to worse, Sara and Jimmy drank the weird juice and during the magic show, they had Double D trapped in a Plexiglas case suspended 30 feet into the air. As Eddy tries to escape with his money and leaving the Eds behind, Kevin goes up to him and says in a slurred speech "hey dork! How can an Ace be a one AND an eleven?" and then he tries to punch Eddy but the weird juice's effects make him miss and hit the floor.
Then one of the Casino's lights went broke and it fell into the weird juice, causing a fire and Eddy to lose alot of money while trying to escape with it. Double D managed to escape the case and get everyone out of the burning Casino and then while trying to protect his money within the Casino, Eddy sees an image of Grim that is smiling evilly at him. Eddy then says "I'M SORRY...I'M TRUELY SORRY! PLEASE...SAVE ME!" and then Grim says, "you made your grave...now rest in peace! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" and then Eddy's money then somehow burns to a crisp...
Grim wakes up from his dream! "What? But I was about to be free!" Eddy badges into the room, asking, "Hey, bonehead! What's this "Weird Juice" stuff? Can I use it for a scam?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ...and no!"
And so, the explanation of the dream world is at an end. Take it away, Doug! Next time... The demon Herbal has come to town! He is very... Lonely! He just want friends, and he won't take no no for an answer! How will the Eds get out of this one? The answer is in the next chapter of...
Grim and Edboys: Writer's Cut!
We now return you to our regularly scheduled plot!