OH! When was the last time I updated this story? *looks around* I apologize for this late update! Just had a major writer's block! 0_O I really hope I haven't lost any of my readers! :D

Warnings- Lemon. Kaname getting punched by Zero for being so perverted.

Disclaimer- I do not own VK.

This chapter is dedicated to irmina for being one of the winners! :D Hope everyone likes this big than normal chapter!XDXDXD


Chocolate Ice-cream

Ring Ring

The telephone rang. Both occupants on the bed oblivious to the sound as they continued to sleep.

Ring Ring Ring

Kaname stirred from his sleep at hearing the sound, but settled still after some moments. On the other hand, Zero cracked an eye open, clearly annoyed at being disturbed so early in the morning.

Ring Ring Ring Ring

The telephone didn't cease to ring, grating on Zero's nerves. The hunter couldn't take it anymore and so he did the only that came to his mind.

''KANAME! Answer your damn phone!" Zero pushed his husband out of their bed, earning a groan from the pure-blood for waking up this abruptly.

Standing from his awkward position, Kaname inwardly grumbled for this inconvenience incident. His mind foggy from last night but at the same time content as remembered the pleasurable moments that trespassed.

Kaname shook his head to get rid of those images before his friend down there decided to perk up. Picking up the phone form the table, Kaname placed the communicable item beside his ear.

''Kaname Kuran speaking. Your funeral be ready till tomorrow."

''Hey! Kaname! Its me Takuma!" A cheery voice of one Takuma Ichijo replied him back. Ignoring his friend's previous remark.

''Hello, Taku. Why did you call me this early in the morning?" The great master-mind moved right to the point. One of the things that Kaname hated the most was to wake up early in the morning; and he was hundred percent sure that his best best friend knew about this.

''Unless you don't want to endure a painful death, please give me a very good excuse for disturbing me from my needed sleep." Kaname threatened the blond with a low, dangerous that probably would have a vampire fear for his dear life; but Takuma was not a normal vampire and he continued to reply with his merry voice.

''Haha! Sorry to wake you up from your beauty sleep, princess Kana-chan! Okay, aside from my jokes, you have to come to the office right now! Its been two whole weeks since you came to the office! So quit with your honeymoon and come to work right now or you will regret it the rest of your eternal life! And I am sure Zero-kun also needs some rest. Bring him with you if you want! Okay bye, now! Senri is waiting for me~!"

Before the Kaname could curse his blond friend through the phone, the line went dead. No worries. He will get his revenge the next time he sees Takuma.

Turning around with a worn-out sigh, the pure-blood locked his gaze with hunter's. ''Zero, I have to go to my small office and you are coming with me." Kaname requested which came out as command instead.

Zero nodded his head. How can he argue with an overly pissed vampire?


A black limo directly stopped in front of the considerably magnificent building, which Zero assumed was the supposed small office of Kaname. If Kaname considered this building as small, then how will consider a big one? Pure-bloods sure are crazy creatures.

The driver got out of his seat and stride over to open Kaname's door. He didn't had chance to open Zero's, for the hunter hated being pampered like a child and got out of his car by himself.

''Zero stay by my side at all times. I don't want you away from me with the hoard of the vampires in there."

Zero was going to reply with a back-firing remark, but stopped when he caught those worry eyes of his dear husband.

Smiling, Zero's eyes softened considerably and he walked over to Kaname. Intervening his hand with his husband's, the hunter leaned in and placed a small kiss on Kaname's forehead. '' Then let's get going, dear husband."

Nodding happily, Kaname led Zero into the building.


''Good morning, Kaname-sama and Zero-sama.'' The vampires greeted with their monotonously voices.

''Good morning." Kaname also greeted while Zero stayed silent, having no idea what to do. All his life he stayed in solitude and now suddenly he was the center of the attention. He didn't like that a bit.

Leading Zero to his private office, Kaname grinned as one of his naughty ideas hit him hard. ''Ze-chan, please go and sit on the couch. I will be back after a moment."

Shuddering, Zero did what he was told. He didn't like that grin Kaname had on his face. The bastard, who was also his husband, was planning something that he wouldn't fancy at all.

As seconds passed, Zero sat on the couch, lost in his own thoughts.

As minutes passed, Zero wondered where Kaname had gone. His husband was taking awfully lot of time.

As one hour passed, Zero stood up from the couch and paced to the door, irritation radiating from him like electromagnetic waves.

Opening the door till the extent he could peek outside, Zero nearly restrained himself from killing a certain blond, who was hugging his handsome husband. And worst of all, Kaname was having that charming smile on his face.

Zero quickly closed the door shut when Kaname was making his way to here. Sitting on the nearest couch, Zero made himself comfortable as much as possible, while inside he was burning with jealousy.

''Aya! Ze-chan! Sorry for the wait! It had been difficult to find a chocolate ice-cream in this area. I wouldn't have come back with anything if Taku didn't gave me his chocolate flavored ice-cream." Kaname sat beside his cute wife, who was in a foul mood some moments to go, but now is giving him those confused eyes.

''As much as I remember, I am quite sure that I didn't order an ice-cream, especially a chocolate one. That's the only flavor that I hate!" Zero's voice sounded as he had tasted the most disgusting thing in the world and wanted to puke. His jealousy forgotten for the time being.

''But, honey! Chocolate is my favorite flavor! Please try it one time and I am positive that you would like it!" Kaname insisted and hand over the chocolate ice-cream to his wife. But his wife was so very much stubborn as usual and refused to even touch the innocent ice-cream.

'Okay, if Zero wants the hard way, I will give him in hard way with some more punishing moments too.'

Kaname pushed Zero down forcefully and straddled the struggling creature, hindering the hunter from any escape.

'' Honey, you are going to love chocolate ice-cream until I am finished with you." Kaname whisper lowly, his breath mingling with the other's.

''Kaname! Let me go this instant! We can't do this in the offi-Nhggh" Zero stopped short when a hungry mouth covering him, muffling all of his protests.

Kaname leisurely licked his wife's bottom lip, asking for permission to enter a delicious mouth. Zero turned his face to the side, refusing to give in. Why can't his insatiable husband just stop these things and just have a normal conversation like friends? 'Well, if you just accepted his ice-cream, this wouldn't be happening right now.' His mind countered back. Zero couldn't argue because he knew that the genius thing in his head had a point.

Meanwhile battling with his own mind, Zero didn't notice a sneaky hand of the pure-blood traveling southward. A yelp escaped from Zero as Kaname squeezed him through his pants.

''Ze-chan, say do you want more?" Staring down at the whimpering creature beneath him, Kaname licked his dry lips as his groin got harder by the second.

Shaking his head, Zero tried to get away, but was unsuccessful when his husband's lips clashed with his. Zero moaned as the Kaname started to stroke him through his pants.

''Nghh..nhhh..Kana.." Zero thrashed, earning him a chuckle from his tormentor above. Forgetting the small protests he had. Now all he cared about was to get more of Kaname.

''Zero, this is nothing. Wait till we go to the ice-cream part.'' Kaname trailed tranquil kisses on Zero's smooth neck, scraping his fangs along the way. Zero's eyes fluttered open-when had he closed them?-as his neck was teased nonstop.

Lifting up the hem of the shirt, Kaname growled lowly in his throat to see the sight of his wife. After this session finishes, he would go home and paint this sight of Zero on his canvass. (AN: Kaname is a good artist XD)

Trailing his hand up and down the smooth plane, the pure-blood shivered to feel the muscle tightening under his palm.

''Um..Zero. I haven't touch you here and you are so hard." Kaname smirked while pinching the hardening nub to prove his point.

''Nghh... Zero could only moan as he was teased by his vampire prince husband.

Taking the forgotten ice-cream from the table, the pure-blood applied the cold flavor on both of Zero's nubs. His wife could only gasp and cry out his name

Kaname grinned devilishly at Zero, who became more uncomfortable than before, and leaned down to capture the nub in his mouth, sucking the life out of it. He concluded that Zero and chocolate are the best combination of food.

Puffing out his breath on painfully hardened nub, Kaname once again lavished it with his tongue, licking the nub thoroughly while his other hand rolled and pinched the other twin nub.

''Uh...Kaname. Please..." Zero let out breathlessly. The heat settling on his stomach and going straight to his groin.

''Please what?" Kaname grinned chuckled darkly. He knew exactly what Zero wanted, but he chose to be naively ignorant of this situation. The pure-blood was in his sadistic mood, and no one was going to say it otherwise.

''Kaname please." Zero thrust his hips up, seeking the friction he needed. Some frustrating tears gathered in those lavender eyes when he didn't find what he wanted. Looking pleadingly up at his husband, Zero grabbed Kaname's hair and pulled him down in a passionate kiss.

Kaname sighed as he let his wife take control for some seconds. He was a total sucker of those eyes and his sadistic mood demolished to a gentle one.

When they were out of breath and needed air, the couple parted and lovingly locked their gazes with each other.

Kaname brought his hand up and caressed Zero's cheek fondly, chuckling when Zero brought his face closer to his hand and nuzzled like a cute, little kitten. He would be delighted if he saw Zero as a neko.

Stripping Zero of his pant and boxer, Kaname's mouth watered. His Zero was looking so hot now, and he couldn't wait to fuck the other against the wall- after he finishes with the couch.

''Zero, your delicious lollipop is in trouble today."

Smearing his fingers with the choco, Kaname trailed the coated fingers from the chest down. Then he took a handful of the chocolate cream in his hand, and coated Zero's member fully, not missing an inch.

Zero trembled as the Kaname's hand started stroking, grasping, stroking and more grasping. The ice-cream just adding to the affects.

Looking at his handiwork, Kaname stopped his ministrations, earning a sweet moan in a protest from his cute wife, and descended down to lick the chocolate trail he created. His tongue started first with Zero's chest, then trailed down the hunter's stomach, where he stopped to dive his wet muscle on Zero's belly button and swirling his tongue inside.

''Kaname...'' Zero uttered a small moan, his eyes closing in pure bliss.

Getting bored, the pure-blood decided to eat up the first main dish of his wife. With his vampire speed, Kaname took Zero in his mouth, moaning as a delicious taste filled his mouth.

Zero arched his back when he was suddenly covered in hot cavern. He couldn't help, but moan and groan as Kaname licked his tip and then sucked it afterward.

If his husband continued to tease him more, he would come only in just seconds. He looked down to only lock his eyes with the lustful, wine-red eyes of Kaname. Feeling embarrassed at looking Kaname from such a position, Zero turned his face to the side.

Kaname bobbed his head up and down, eliciting erotic noises from the whimpering hunter. Licking the head before taking in Zero once again. The pure-blood was going to ravish his hunter till Zero was all spent, but his plans were destroyed, when the door suddenly opened with a bang, and a Takuma stride inside with a bored looking Senri in tow. Both oblivious at what they will find.

''Kana-chan! I brought the papers you requested!" Takuma smiled cheerfully, his eyes closed in the process. But when he opened his eyes, he stopped dead in his track at the compromising sight before him.

"Uwahh! I am sorry Kaname!" The blond apologized, took some steps back, turned around and ran out of the office like a madman. While Senri smirked and gave Kaname a thumb up before exiting the office.

Kaname-who was weeping his mouth with the back of his palm- waited till the two uninvited occupants left before turning to the tomato faced-hunter. ''Where were we?" The pure-blood asked as if they weren't caught doing naughty things by their friends.

Zero looked at Kaname incredulously. How could his stupid husband wants to continue now when the mood was completely ruined? That question was beyond his knowledge.

So the only thing that filled in his mind and would teach Kaname a lesson was to...

PUNCH

The pure-blood fell out of the couch, face-upon the floor. This was the second time happening on this not-so-cool day.

Kaname made a mental note to punish Takuma double the next time he sees him.


O.M.A.K.E 1

''Senri! I am so worried! Kaname will definitely kill me!" Takuma paced back and forth like a maniac, while Senri was sitting comfortably on his chair, eating chocolate ice-cream."

''Don't worry, Kaname will forgive you." Replied a bore looking Shiki.

Takuma heaved a sigh and nodded his head. His panic diminishing a bit. The blond yelped when he was suddenly embraced by Shiki.


O.M.A.K.E 2

''Nghh..Kaname.''

''Zero.''

''Why are they making so much noises in the office?" A worker, who was just hired recently, asked his senior.

The senior's face turned white. He looked at his junior astonished. The vampire knew this boy was naïve, but he didn't know that he was also dense.

''Are they in pain?" The young vampire wondered loudly, when his sensitive hearing caught more noises.

The senior could only hit his head a nearby wall.


O.M.A.K.E 3

(Later that night)

''Hey, Kaname. Why does Takuma call you Kana and you call him Taku?" Zero asked, trying his best to hide his jealousy. He suddenly remember the hug between his husband and the blond, who he was going to murder soon.

''Oh.. Takuma and I knew each other from when we were just twelve years old. Taku was a great help when my parents passed away. So from then we became best friends and gave each other silly names." Kaname replied with a smile on his face, totally ignorant of the jealousy coursing through his wife.

''Anything else?" Zero raised his right eyebrow, studying Kaname thoroughly.

''Ah! If you don't count the bathing and washing each other, pretty nothing else." The brunet cheerfully replied.

(The next day)

''Hello Takuma." Kaname greeted the sweat dropping blond and then looked down at Zero. For some reason, Zero was being very clinging today. Not that he was complaining.

''Hey, Kana-I mean Kaname." Takuma murmured silently. Sweat dropping when Zero's glare intensified ten times.

Before Kaname could say anything-more, Takuma excused himself and with his vampire speed ran as fast as he could.

''Um..wonder what's wrong with Takuma." Kaname pouted as he observed the retreating back of the blond.

''I think he must be in a hurry." Zero smirked as his Takuma-not-talking-to-Kaname plan worked. ''Now lets get going, dear." Zero led Kaname outside the building.


Phew~ I finished this chapter~:D Wish that this super, long chapter would make you happy, ne? :D Umm one more thing? Was my lemon alright? It had been so long since I wrote one! *sigh*

Question- Where do you want the next lemon to take place? (a) In an empty classroom. (b) On the beach. (c) or in a hotel.