Here's Part IIII! Enjoy! I'm seriously considering tweeting Mr. Stephen Fry himself about this...I wonder if he'd actually read it? That'd be cool, wouldn't it! For the record, Mr. Fry, if I can actually convince you to read it and you actually get this far into it, I do not think you are crazy in real life! You rock!

(and to my readers, thanks for the reviews and keep them coming!!!)

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Part IIII

"So who does he think I am?" Taub asked, pulling off his lab coat and hanging it on the coat rack in the Diagnostic's Lounge.

"Peter Jacobshire. No, Jackson," Cuddy replied.

"Jacobson," Chase corrected from just inside the doorway.

"Whatever. You're going to pretend to be Peter Jacobson. You're from Chicago, you're Jewish and you went to Brown and Juilliard," Cuddy explained.

"How the hell do you know all that?" House questioned.

"Wikipedia." Turning to Taub, she said, "Try to find out what he is doing in L.A. That's where he thinks he is right now. Try to get a history too, but you have to be subtle. Act like you're making small talk, not like you're actually taking an actual history."

"Okay," Peter, no, Taub said with a sigh.

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"Peter!" Stephen cried from the hospital bed. "So glad to meet you, I've heard so much about you from Hugh!"

"Uhm. Hi, Stephen, nice to meet you too. How have you been?"

"I've been just fine, however your costars not so much. They're acting a little batty, I'd say."

"Eh, don't worry about them. So why are you out here in LA?"

"I'm on the set of Bones right now. Came over to visit Hugh and they stuck me in this hospital bed! Every time I try to get up a nice young woman in her nurse costume comes and tells me to get back in my bed. Really quite batty, if you ask me."

"Don't worry about them, they're just, uhm, doing their job. So, Stephen, I hear you're big on twitter?"

Suddenly Stephen got a horrified look on his face.

"Who are you?"

"You don't remember who I am?"

"Where am I? Why am I in a hospital?"

"We were just talking. You're in New Jersey, you're- Stephen! Stay with me! Nurse!" Peter started shouting as Stephen passed out.

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"It's just part of the delirium," Taub said after explaining what had happened to all the members of House's teams, new and old.

"Maybe he didn't pass out from a panic attack, maybe that was a symptom?" Cameron questioned.

"Well we've got nothing else to go on, so we have to consider it," Kutner said as House scribbled on the whiteboard.

At the top of the whiteboard, House wrote, "Crazy Fry".

"I officially declare this a legit case," he said as he turned around.

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