Author's Note: My OOC radars are going of the... RADARS!

Disclaimer: How many times do I have to tell you Nintendo owns Super Smash Brothers?

Ness and Lucas were both tired from playing baseball with Mr. Saturn. They both slumped side-by-side on the left side of the hallway wall. Ness was holding a baseball bat and Lucas was holding Mr. Saturn, but had now let him go and the two psychic boys were watching him walk back and forth, back and forth...

"Hey Ness?" Lucas suddenly asked in his always-nervous tone.

"Yeah?" Ness happily replied back.

"... Do you like this place?" Lucas asked randomly.

"Smashville was better." Ness replied.

"Something is really weird about this place..." Lucas said quietly.

"Yeah, I know. Everyone is acting funny... all except Marth."

"Marth?"

"The blue-haired guy with the cape. He seems fine with this place."

"Maybe he is in on something?"

"No, he is always all girly-acting and stuff, he got used to Smashville right when we all moved it. But... it's weird how Master Hand is giving Marth all of his duties... Something is a little fishy..."

"Umm..." Lucas said nervously, "are you sure we're going to be okay here? I don't like this place at all and it has an evil feeling to it..."

"Relax, Lucas!" Ness laughed happily, (he was always happy for some reason.) "I don't think Master Hand would want to kill us, we're worth too much money, you know how he is with stuff like that."

"Well... If... you say so..."

"Hey," Pit's voice came from down the hall. Ness and Lucas turned to see the little brown-haired angel walk over to them. "Peach and Link want to see you in the main hall..."

"Are we in trouble?" Lucas asked.

"Why would you be?" Pit replied.

"No reason," Ness interrupted. "Let's go!"

Once Pit collected Ness, Lucas, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, Toon Link, Sonic, Snake, Zelda, Meta Night, Ike, Pokemon Trainer, Pikachu, Lucario, Yoshi, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Bowser, Ganondorf, Jigglypuff, Falco, Mr. Game & Watch, Fox, Wolf, Captain Falcon, R.O.B., Olimer, Zero Suit Samus, Kirby, and the Ice climbers, only King Dedede and Marth remained. King Dedede was sick, and Marth refused to attend the meeting in the main hall, that caused much suspicion, but Pit always was suspicious of Marth anyways...

"Quiet down, everyone!" Peach yelled when Pit arrived. She smiled at the little angel from down on her chair that she was standing on before she said, "Now, we all are getting a little... unsettled about this place. BUT, it has come to Link and my attentions that there is a lot more going on!"

"WHAT!?" Ganondorf yelled from somewhere in the middle of the crowd.

"No way!" Ike cried, sarcasim dripping from his voice.

"That-a makes a-sense," Mario said as-a-mater-of-factly.

"Please settle down," Peach said.

Everyone went quiet.

"I don't know about this..." Lucas whispered very nervously to Ness.

Nesses normal happy tone had turned a bit grave and nervous himself. "It's nothing," he simply replied uneasily.

"What is it already!?" Wolf yelled.

"OK," Peach said, nodding to Link who was standing next to the Princesses chair. "Everyone, you know how Master Hand said he was going to visit Crazy Hand? Well, Master Hand and Crazy Hand HATE each other! So why the sudden change of heart I ask you?"

"He wants to get rid of us!" "That's-a not a-good at a-all!" "Is that all?" "No pie...?" "What about my...?" "WEED!? NOSE, PIKA!" "BEEP! BEEEEEEP!" Everyone was shouting crazy things and asking questions to, you guessed it, NO BODY! But it was what Lucas said that caused panic, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" he wailed, already going to start sobbing any moment.

Every eye in the main hall turned to the small blond-haired boy with the PSI psychic powers. (With the exception of Mr. Game & Watch, for he had no eyes.)

"W-what?" "Wha...?" "Pika?" "BEEP!?" "Impossible!" "Are we really?" "I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!" "MA MIA!"

"Everyone please calm down!" Peach yelled, even more loudly then she normally spoke. Everyone turned their gaze to Peach again, except Ness, who was trying to cheer up the now crying Lucas.

"Lucas..." Peach said calmly and sadly, she felt pretty guilty now. "Umm... we aren't going to die..."

"We're not?" Link couldn't help but ask, even he was thinking the worst was coming.

"No!" Peach said, regaining the normal cheer in her voice. "We can't! We all know we're too much money, and I think we all can agree how Master Hand is with money."

"YEAH!" the crowd of Brawlers joined in.

"That's what you said," Ness said sadly to Lucas. "See, everyone knows we can't die. Come on, Lucas. Uhh... please don't cry and stuff..."

"Sa-weet!" Peach laughed. "OK everyone, we all know we're not going to die, but that makes me wonder... what IS going to happen to us...?"

"I think we should ask Marth that," Pit answered.

"And why is that, Pit?" Link asked, cocking his head to one side.

"'Cause, Marth didn't want to attend this meeting. I told him it was important and was about this place, but he said he didn't wanna and needed to catch up on his, 'beauty sleep.'"

"He's gay," Wario mumbled to Sonic, who nodded and added, "He is beyond that level."

"Alright," Peach said confidently, "sounds good. Let's go talk to Marth..."

To Be Continued...