'Back-ended' Compliment
"O'Neill, is it an Earth convention to stop in one's tracks and stare unabashedly at the backs of female humans?"
"Well, Teal'c, I'm not exactly staring at their backs. I'm, uh, zeroing in on one specific part."
"And what part would that be, O'Neill?"
"The derriere. You know…tush, rump, seat, tail, bottom, heinie, bum, rear. And it's not exactly polite to actually ogle. It's best to be…discreet."
"Then why did you openly stare at the woman who just passed us?"
"Uh, well, she has a particularly…callipygian backside."
"I am unfamiliar with the term 'callipygian'."
"Simple, T. It means 'booty-ful'."
The End