The Street
Wow, ok, this will be my second chapter today, so forgive me if it's a little crappy. Oh, and warning to all guys, there is going to be tampons in this story, just to warn you all. But, it will be funny, so don't be grossed out and not read it. Don't worry, it's not like they're dirty or anything.
The principal finally let them go. So, they left the Elementary School, and started walking on the side of the street. A car zoomed by. They all screamed. Another car went past. Again, they screamed. They realized that this was a normal occurrence the third time, and stopped screaming.
They were getting weird looks from people on the street. 'I'm hungry.' Roran whined.
'I have some money.' Eragon said. He went over to a place that sold something called Hotdogs. Eragon gave him the money and asked 'How much can I bye with this?'
The fat man behind the cart looked at the coins. 'What's this? This isn't money! Come back when you actually have change.' And he threw the coins at Eragon. He went back to the others and said 'I guess their money is different.'
Murtagh had an idea. Most of the woman carried bags of some kind. He could steel one and take her money. So, without a word to the others, he grabbed one and ran. He found a place to hide from the lady, and rummaged in her bag. He found a stick of something. He took off the lid, and saw a red something. He thought it could be food. So, without thinking, he took a bite. It tasted gross, and now his lips were red!
The next thing he found was an envelope sort of thing. He opened it. There was a bunch of rectangles of some hard, thing material. The material was colored on one side, and on the other side it was white with a black strip along the top. Also in the envelope were little pieces of paper that had a picture of people and a number on it. But there were no coins.
In a hidden compartment, there were sticks wrapped in some strange material. Along the side, it said 'Tampax Supper absorbency' He took off the wrapping and there was a white tube. He pushed on one end, and a white thing came out the other end. 'It must be a weapon of some kind!'
Since they needed money, he decided that he would make people give him some. He did have a weapon, after all.
The first person he tried it one was a girl, about his age. 'Give me all your money.' He said, pointing the Tampax weapon at her. She seemed scared, until she saw the Tampax. Then she slapped him and called him a pervert. He pushed the end of the weapon, and the white thing came shooting out, but it didn't hit her.
The next person he came up to was a teenage boy. 'Give me all your money.' The boy turned around, saw the Tampax, and laughed. The he just walked away. Murtagh was getting tired of this reaction, so he decided to use his sword. But before he had the chance, the other five of the group showed up. He gave the Tampax weapon to Orik, because he thought he could use it in mining. Then, they all sat down.
Galby took off his hat and put it on the ground in front of him. A person walking by saw it and dropped a few coins in there. 'Hey!' Said Eragon. 'People could give us money.' So, they all put their hats on the ground, and soon, almost everyone that passed gave them money. After about an hour, they returned to the person selling Hotdogs, what ever they were, and they each bought two.
Wow, so, they still have to go to therapy. But that's for next chapter. And who knows when that will be. Hopefully soon. But until then, have some Ice cream! Yummy!