In the woods, there was a large fire going on. It was not very nice.

"Ha ha ha ha. I am burning down your forest," said the fire.

"Stop talking. You don't have a mouth." Chuchu scolded as she threw the contents of the water buckets in the fire. The fire considered that for a second and then stopped.

Meanwhile, Gooey was looking at a bucket and wondering about how it would taste if he licked it. Probably like cold metal, he thought. He licked it anyways. Earryuck, needs salt. He went off to get some salt.

In a few more minutes, the fire was almost put out. It wailed in agony despite the fact it had no mouth.

"WHYYYY? Why are you doing this to me? Why are you putting me out? I never did anything to harm you!" the fire yelled.

"You have no mouth." Chuchu hissed. The fire flinched in fear and eventually got put out.

"What'd I miss?" Gooey asked, bouncing in next to everybody with his salt. Everybody started to glare at him because he didn't help at all.

Suddenly, Nago emerged from the bushes, screaming.

"What's wrong?" asked Whispy Woods. "Is there another fire?"

Everyone stared at Nago as they started to notice that he was covered in spew.

"OH, GROSS! WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN SPEW?" Gooey yelled. Everybody (except Nago) glared at him again.

Nago started to back away slowly, hoping they wouldn't be sick all over him because of the grossness of the spew that was all over him.

"GET HIM!" Gooey hollered, hoping to draw the attention over to Nago. Surprisingly, it worked. Everyone (except for Whispy, as we all know trees can't do anything except stand in the soil and look grand) started to chase Nago for no apparent reason.

"AAAAAAH!" Nago screamed.

Meanwhile, Meta Knight (who was still quite naked, even though Kirby wears about as much as he is right now,) was running in the opposite direction, screaming at an equally loud volume.

They bumped into each other, fell on the dirt, glanced at the angry mob that was probably going to catch them if they didn't get up soon, got up, and started running towards Cappytown, not caring that they both had a bit of spew here and there.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" the two yelled as they ran.

In the village, it was very quiet. Nobody was outside because everyone was feeling particularly lazy and they were probably just lying around on their stomachs doing nothing.

Somewhere around the police station, Chief Bookem stepped out, sneakily looked around, and then pulled a gigantic rainbow lollipop out of his pocket. He looked around some more, and then started to lick it.

A pink blob known as Kirby peeked from around a corner.

"Poyo poyooooo?" Kirby said.

Chief Bookem stared at Kirby for a second.

"AAAAAAAAAAHH!" he yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kirby yelled back. They started screaming at each other.

Suddenly, 2 very fast blurs sped on the path and very conveniently slammed into the tree.

The angry mob, still running (and flying, in Coo's case) also slammed into the tree.

Not knowing what else to do, Chief Bookem started backing away slowly. He backed away slowly into his police station, and we probably won't see him again for a while.

Kirby stared at everybody who was lying down at the roots of the tree. They were unconscious. Deciding that he had to take matters into his own stubby little arm hand stub things, he went towards them and poked all the unconscious people. They moaned and groaned.

"Poyo!" Kirby exclaimed in wonder and fascination. He poked them some more.

Eventually, they all woke up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" the naked Meta Knight yelled.

Everyone stared at him, probably because they didn't ever see him with his mask off. Meta Knight glanced at them and ran off to the castle.

Nago looked at everybody, and then also ran to the castle.

"What was that all about?" asked Rick to nobody in particular.

"I don't know," said Gooey. "Let's get some cake."

The small crowd (except Kirby) moved elsewhere to get some cake. Instead of following them, Kirby ran after Meta Knight.

Meanwhile, Kine and Pitch were going to the castle to throw a laughing party. Suddenly, Pitch stopped laughing.

"I don't see the purpose in a laughing party anymore," he said. "It's dumb. Only dummies do it."

"You just want to do some math. Math is horrible," Kine objected. "If you want to do those weird math problems, then see if I care. I'll throw it myself."

"Fine," Pitch huffed. "I'll just go participate in the fine, logical art of mathematics." And so, Pitch flew away to wherever he lived to do some math problems.

Kine went along hopping. Along the way, he spotted a large mob of animal friends going the opposite direction.

"Hey!" Kine yelled at them. "Want to join me in a laughing party I'm throwing in the castle?"

"A laughing party?" the crowd said in wonder. They all started laughing at the idea of a laughing party and followed Kine.

Meta Knight was running as fast as he possibly could. He was so fast he left even more trails of fire. But those fires aren't very important in the story line. He passed Tiff and Tuff, who were still arguing.

"Even more fire?" groaned Tiff. "What's the world coming to?"

"That's not relevant to our argument," Tuff said.

"What were we even arguing about?"

"Well," said Tuff, "We were talking about how fire was possible, which led us to impossible things, then we got to licking our elbows, then about licking, then about how sometimes Kirby licks you, and then gross people, and then gross things, then underwear. Your underwear."

Tiff rolled her eyes. "Well, at least my underwear isn't half as bad as yours."

"Yeah!" Tuff agreed. "It's three times as bad!"

Tiff rolled her eyes again, and then started walking over to the castle.

"Don't even try stalking me this time!" she yelled over her shoulder. Tuff shrugged, and then commenced to stalk her once more. She didn't even notice.

Meanwhile, the animal friends arrived at the castle, still laughing.

"Where should we throw the party at?" asked Kine.

"I know! Meta Knight's room! It'll annoy him!" Gooey shouted. Murmurs of approval rose from the crowd, and they moved over to Meta Knight's room.

Sword suddenly stopped laughing.

"What is it?" asked Escargoon.

"I hear something!" whispered Sword. "I think it's a mob of people!" Cautiously, he tiptoed over to The Monument of Food (the waffle was in a glass case) and retrieved a pie. Then, he positioned himself next to the door.

A few seconds later, the door opened. Sword sidestepped in front of it, and threw the pie. It landed right on Gooey.

"PIE TO THE FACE!" Sword yelled.

Everyone started laughing all over again.

AND SO, I END THE CHAPTER

Because it was taking too long. I am sorry for making you wait.

DISCLAIMER? IT DISCLAIMS. Kirby is not mine. Meta Knight is not mine. Kirby is property of Nintendo and HAL people. Meta Knight is too.