Twilight: (dancing)
Link: Uhhhhh……….?
Keroanne1: Twilight? You know the cameras on right?
Twilight: AHHHHH!! I FEEL EXPOSED TURN IT OFF!!
Midna: Sorry! I forgot the camera was on!
Zelda: Whatever just tell them the news
Twilight: WE HAVE A NEW HOST!! Shadow Archer!!
Shadow: What's up everyone?
Ilia: Now let's get to the reviews this is from-
Keroanne1: (slaps her)
Twilight: Thank you. You can read the first one Shadow
Shadow : Aww! I feel loved! It's from Nakori Elvenbon and he is asking
Ok be
ready for some dares Link, Zelda and Midna. but first some
questions, Link, Whats your favorite color? Food? And what was
it like to be a wolf? Zelda, Whats the hardestthing about
being a queen? I Dare you to Kiss Ganondorf! Midna, is it fun
having hair that can strangle people? whats it like to ride Links
back? I dare you to sing i'm a little tea pot while danceing to
it. Now for Links dare: I Dare you Link to be tied to
Keroanne1 for a whole hour. While dressed as legolas from Lord of the
rings XD
Twilight: WE CAN DO THAT!
Link: What? (thinks) NO!
Zelda; What's your favorite color?
Link: green duh
Ilia: What was it like being a wolf?
Link: (scratching his ear with is leg) What?
Midna: Favorite food?
Link: PIZZA!
Keroanne1: Ok Zelda what was the hardest thing about being a queen?
Zelda: Being captured by Ganondorf all the time
Shadow: Oh yeah the second part
Twilight: I'm on it! (presses random buttons on her cell phone)
Ilia: (sweatdrops anime style) Text message?
Twilight: You bet!
Zelda: Ok Midna Your turn!
Midna: (brushing her hair) Of course it's fun to have hair that can strangle people! (Midna's in her imp form in this fic)
Twilight, Keroanne1 Shadow: (smiles evily)
Midna: Why are you looking at me like that?
All 3 hosts: ROLL THE FOOTAGE!!
(Midna's in her room jumping on her bed)
Midna: I'm bored……I know!! (plays the little teapot) I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my-
Midna: Let me guess…..camera?
Twilight: Uhh…..(points at Shadow and runs)
Ganondorf: I'm HERE!!
Link: HE IS GOING TO KIIIIIIIIIIIIILL US!!
Keroanne1: Pipe down…..Ganondorf I think we explained everything
Ganondorf: (stares at Zelda)
Zelda: Oh geez
Ilia: Pucker up!
Midna: Shadow what are you doing?
Shadow: I'm going to take a picture of them
Zelda: (smiles) Close your eyes Gannypoo (grabs a fish)
Viewers at home: (staring at the computer drooling) RANDOM!! (I'm a random person)
Ganondorf: (closes his eyes)
Link: Ewwww………
Ganondorf: (kisses the fish Zelda has) Him…A little salty but worth it!
Zelda: (gags)
Shadow: (snaps the picture of Ganondorf kissing the fish)
Twilight: QUICK TO THE INTERNET!!
Keroanne1: (reads the review) If he gets tied to me (pulls out shotgun) And talks(cocks shotgun) He is going to get it
Link: (Ties himself to Keroanne1) Twilight does not know who "Legolas" is so I cant dress up as her SORRY!
Ilia: Oooookkaayyyy Net review! It's from Hakusgirl Katsuko and she is asking
LOL okay um who was Midna's first crush?
Midna: Don't get me started It was this DREAMY Twilian boy in high school and-
Twilight: OK! That's enough NEEEXXXXTTTTT!!
Keroanne1: I'll read it!! If fattie over here can move while I walk IT WOULD BE EASIER!
Link: Oh sorry
Keroanne1: It's from The Deimon Commander of Hell and he is asking
HAHAHAHA! I wanna join in, but it looks like you're full right now. If you want, I can join with my Devil's Handbook, which has blackmail information on everyone in the world (yes, including you, the author). Okay, here's my question for Link: Who do you like the most out of ALL the Zelda games (Sorry this isn't really about Twilight...)
Twilight: Yeah we kind of are full….sorry
Link: Doesn't everyone know who I like?? READ THE STORY A NIGHTMARE AND THEN YOU'LL FIND OUT
Navi: PEEKABOO!!
Twilight: Hi Navi!
Ilia: You invited Navi?
Shadow: Problem?
Midna: No WE HAVE ANOTHER GIRL!
Navi: Alright! I want to torture Link too!
Zelda: You do realize what you've done right?
Navi: Yes it's something I was willing to take YOU CAN REVIEW ON ME TOO NOW!
Twilight: Ok I'll read the next it's from……..? Uh…You Shadow
Shadow: Really? Read it!
Okay...(thinks) I know! Link, borrow the postman's suit and wear it for one day with the whole crew! That suit is so funny but so makes me want to gag at the same time! Zelda, do you like Link? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Keroanne1; I have to be tied to him while he is wearing that thing??
Navi: Basically yeah
Link: But Twilight kept on laughing everytime he gave me a letter during the game!
Twilight: (takes out mallet) Wear it
Link: I'm wearing it
Shadow: Good NEXT!
Midna: I'll read it. It's from Kaiser Aldamon
ok
here's mine:
Hey Link you're my favorite character so i'm not
going to torture you pauses and waits for Link to either sigh of
relief or bow at my feet or anything that Twilight thinks of instead
i'm going to torture Midna and Zelda BWAHA i have dares not questions
grins evily Zelda i dare you to go skiny dipping in front of Link,
and for Midna i dare you to dress up as a penguin and go to Jamaica
everyone knows they hate penguins duh
Link: YES! YES THANK YOU!!
Keroanne1: (hits him with a baseball bat)
Zelda: I WHAT!? Twilight You cant be serious I have to do this?
Twilight: Well a dare is a dare
Zelda: Fine (goes skinny dipping in front of Link)
Link: (staring)
Ilia: (slaps him) COVER YOUR EYES!
Shadow: Here you go Midna (gives her penguin outfit) go to Jamaica
Midna: Twwiiillligggghhhttttt
Navi: Just wear it
Midna: Your just lucky nobody reviewed anything for you
Navi: Shut up
Twilight: Go to Jamaica
MidnaL Fine but if I get eaten IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT
Navi: AND NOW FOR THE COMMENTS!!
Keroanne1: YES! That was freaking awesome! I had guns!
Jane O'
Callaghan: Rofl, this is just so funny! Thanks for using my review!
I can just see Sheik doing the chicken dance, lol
Hakusgirl Katsuko: OMG GREAT CHAPTER! i was laughing so hard, great job as usual!
Shadow: Untill next time BYYYEEE!!
Viewers at home: (taking back to the computer like idiots)
Twilight; Rianiiiixxxx!! Here boy!
Everyone: RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Navi: Whose Rianix?