Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did……um……I'd…..dye Gaara's hair neon pink with pernament dye and lots of glitter! (thinks that over) Or not.

Me: Hello! Welcome back!

Sasuke & Katara: (silence)…..

Me: Hey what's wrong with you guys?

Sasuke: ……

Katara:……

Me: My god you guys are boring!!!

Sasuke:…….

Katara:……..

Me: (Anime fall) Let the next chapter begin. Oh. And you won't get some parts if you don't watch the Curry of Life episode. To see what happens, go to and type in Rock Lee loves " Curry of Life" exactly. By blackxednet. Or watch The curry of life. By Timothyto.

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Recap:

???: Hello everyone!

Everyone yells and falls off their chairs.

Naruto: LEE?!

Sakura: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Lee: Welcome everybody! Welcome to my new restuarnt!

Hatsu: This is your restuarnt? But you're not much older than us. (Kokori staring in horror at bushy eyebrows, bowl haircut, and gree jumpsuit.)

Lee: Oh hello! I'm Lee. Who are you?

(After introductions)

Lee: Oh and yeah! This is my restuarnt and you're my first customer since the grand opening about…….3 weeks ago! (Sasuke and Katara twitch. Everybody else sweatdrops heavily) Since you're my first customers and friends you can have a free meal. (Gets watery and starry eyed) Gai-sensei, I hope you're proud.

Kikyo: Uhhh, well. What's on the menu?

Lee: (throws up his arms) EVERYTHING!

Katara: (mutters) How….extravagent.

Sasuke: (mutters) I'll say.

Lee: So what will it be?

Naruto: RAMEN!! BELIEVE IT!

Hatsu: Fried crab.

Sakura: A sushi boat.

Kokori: Terayaki chicken.

Kikyo: Udon, please.

Kakashi: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich would be nice. (Everybody stares) What?

Kikyo: (smirks) Does this mean we can see what you look like under you're mask.

Sakura: You mean you haven't seen his face?

Kikyo: Hmph. I don't think his own parents seen him without a mask. He was probably born with it!

Sasuke: Curry. (Naruto blanchs) What's up with you, loser?

Naruto: (nervously) Ummm…Hey bushy-brows…(gulp) Are you going to make that type of curry?

Lee: (excited) Yep!! Old Ldy Sonsho gave me a new recipe!

Naruto hurried to the back of the building, into the storage room and came back out with a carton of water. He put it down in front of Sasuke and went back to his seat.

Naruto: (seroious) You're going to need it.

Katara: I'll have miso soup, regular please.

What happens when the food comes and get eaten

Naruto: (Faints beacause of chemical reaction in ramen due Lee not cooking it properly)

Hatsu: (chokes and passes it because eating a living crab)

Sakura: (Gets an actual boat filled with fish wrapped in seaweed, which beated her up) (Me: Yeah! Go fishy!)

Kokori: (Unconsious from food posioning due to her chicken wasn't cooked properly)

Kikyo: (Udon was made of worms, currently in the bathroom)

Kakashi: (Sandwich was accidently dipped in sleeping powder) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Sasuke: (Face turns neon pink and bloated. Just like the people in the youtube videos. Katara was forced to sit on him and force the water down. Now unconious and soaking wet)

Katara: (She drank her soup, then calmly excused herself, calmly walked outside, where she broke down. Now is outside in the heavy rain. Soaking wet and throwing up violently) ( To find out why read author's notes)

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Me: Chapter 4 complete!

Katara: That was short.

Sasuke: I agree. But very tortuous. What did you write to put Katara in the state you did?

Me: Katara, what are you allergic to?

Katara: Ummm, leeks and chemical reactions that causes explosions.

Me: Really?! Anyways, you're allergic to the leeks that Lee put in. Anyways, I didn't know you're allergic to explosive chemical mixtures.

Katara: It warns me.

Sasuke:………..

Me: See ya people next time!