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Chapter 2: A single night for the men.

Gajeel lowered his eyes to Levy. He felt the air flowing on his flesh: they just have left the Guild.

"Is that true, Shrimp?"

He saw her blushing and he smiled. So, it was true…

Arrived to his house, Levy lied him in his bed and put Lily (whom she hold by his tail since the Guild) on the sofa. When she stood up, she felt a pair of hands putting on her belly and a nose on her neck. She gave a start and tried to escape. But Gajeel grumbled and came closer to her body.

"Gajeel, what's…?" the young mage stammered.

"Shut the fuck up!" the Mage murmured in her neck.

He lifted her and brought her in his bedroom in spite of her protestations. He put her on the floor and looked Levy in her eyes. This one was red like a tomato and was breathing really fast. She went back as Gajeel went on tottered towards her. She was soon stopped by the wall behind her. She raised her head and felt lips on hers. She opened her eyes under the choc but didn't stop him. She felt his hands on her back, his body against her, his lips against hers. His lips against hers! She didn't know what to do. For the first time of her life, she found herself jammed before a problem. She felt the pressure of his lips being loosed. Without thinking, she put her arms around his muscled neck and made deeper their kiss. He said nothing. On the contrary, he pinned her body against his, putting his callous hands on her hips, making them closer than never. Levy began to miss oxygen. She hoped the space of a second that the Dragon Slayer didn't overestimated her capacity to breathe. She had an ironic thought: "death by lack of oxygen after a long kiss shared with Gajeel, all our condolences to the mourning family". She felt the pressure being low and disappearing to let them breathe… and erasing those ridiculous thoughts from her head. They looked at each other, not knowing what to do. They had stayed in the same position, looking at each other. Levy had one of her hand in his black messy hair and the other behind his neck. This one had his hands under her hips. Levy felt his chest shaking. He was laughing.

"What?" she asked as she frowned her blue eyebrows.

"You know that you are a good medicine against alcohol?" he said between two laughs.

His laugh got stuck in his throat when he saw that Levy wasn't sharing the same kind of humor at all. She hit him with her little fists.

"Oi! What is happening to you, Shrimp?" he asked astonished.

He saw with surprise that she was crying.

"Oi, be serious, what did I do wrong?"

"You're always wasting everything!"

He felt her moving against him. Oh, it didn't displeased him. But he would hardly contain himself. She shouted on him and he had an idea to prevent her from gesticulating against him and to make her shut her mouth. He kissed her with passion. It worked. She came closer. It wasn't anticipated. He felt his sex being hardened and he moaned. Levy felt his sex raising, which made her moaning in return. For the first time of her life, she would rather have read the books Erza borrowed her so often (remember OAV 1). He lied her on his bed, not stopping to kiss her. He took off her dress and kissed her neck. He undid her bra and wanted to take off his own tunic but Levy stopped him.

"W… wait, I can do it" she said then.

He looked her doing it, groaning when it wasn't quick enough. When she had took it off, he took off his pants. His desire being seen in his red pupils. He kissed her and, without asking Levy, hid them under the cover he threw upon them.

On Lucy's side, with Natsu…

Lucy had just lying Natsu and Happy who were snoring with joy. She looked at the Dragon Slayer with a soft smile and pushed one of his pink locks. She turned towards Wendy and Carla who had accompany her.

"I think you can let me with them."

"Are you sure, Lu-chan?" Wendy asked.

"You can leave, don't be afraid" she told her smiling gently.

"I will survey Happy, I could remind him what happened today!" Carla exclaimed with a joyful and evil gleam in her eye.

"A…aye Carla".

Wendy kissed them both and left the house. Lucy stretched herself and smiled at Carla.

"I'm taking a bath, Carla. Tell me if something's wrong!"

Carla nodded in agreement and sat near Happy.

Lucy was in Natsu's bath, benefiting from the hot water, eyes closed. In this way, she didn't see the Dragon Slayer coming. But she felt really well legs against hers.

"N… Natsu?" she shouted by surprise while opening her eyes.

"Oi, Luce! Don't shout, please!" he complained, his hand on his neck.

She as trying to escape from the bath but she felt with surprise his muscled arms closing on her naked body.

"N…Natsu!" the young woman said trying to escape is grab.

In vain. She felt he was holding her tight, putting his nose against her white neck.

"Natsu, what are you doing?" Lucy panicked.

"Shut up, Lucy…"

"B… but…"

She was cut by hot lips on hers. She opened her eyes wide but closed them immediately. She put her arms around his nape and opened her mouth to let his tongue penetrate her mouth. She moaned when he lied on her. In the hot water. In the bath. She wanted to say something but didn't. She will tell him later. He went back to let her breathe. She put one of her hands on his face, looking at him. He smiled to her. This smile making her crazy.

"And what if we leave the bath?" Lucy offered.

"Hem… Happy and Carla are occupied" Natsu said, blushing slightly.

"Oh…"

She blushed herself. She hid her game very well, the little Exceed! Natsu looked at her, smiling, and kissed her in her neck, making her moan. She kissed him with passion and put her hips around his waist. This one inversed their position, without stopping kissing her. He put his hand in her hair and stopped their kiss.

"I… I think they have finished" Natsu said out of breath.

"Ah, we should…"

She raised on her feet in the same time as him, but she slipped and she caught hold of Natsu. They both felt over the bath. Lucy on Natsu. They looked at each other and laughed. They joined the Exceeds who were in the sofa, asleep. Lucy looked at them, with tenderness before joining Natsu in his bed.

The day after…

Levy woke up with aches. Still asleep, she wondered why on earth. Then the images of yesterday came in her mind. Gajeel drunk. Hot night. She opened her eyes and turned her head towards the Dragon Slayer. Who was looking at her also. She put her hand on his face and kissed him softly.

"Have a good night?" a voice asked behind the door.

Gajeel and Levy started. It was Lily.

"Yeah" Gajeel answered.

"May I come in?" he asked with an ounce of laugh in his voice.

"Hem…" Levy panicked.

"Wait" Gajeel sighed.

He raised on his feet and began to dress while Levy did the same. When she wanted to put her shoes, a callous hand avoided her to do this. She raised her eyes and meet Gajeel's. She let him do. When he had finished, he kissed her softly.

"So, may I come in?" Lily asked impatiently.

"Hem… yes, yes…" Levy panicked while she stood straight and missed to break Gajeel's nose.

"Oi!" He exclaimed, taking his nose in his hand.

Levy looked at Gajeel but this one reassured her. He opened the door and they found Lily with a devilish smile on his face.

"Ghi, you did it?" Lily asked.

"What? You listened?" Gajeel said angrily.

So it's in the company of a Gajeel arguing with his Exceed that the little mage came in the Guild… buuuuuuuuutttt let's meet another couple.

At Natsu's home…

Lucy was in her warm bed. An arm around her waist and a nose on her nape. A. What? Lucy opened her eyes and turned to see who was sleeping with her. The poor Natsu (and the two Exceeds) were awoken by a scream and a kick in his stomach.

"L…Lucy?" Natsu asked rubbing his eyes not awoken at all.

"Natsu! I give you a minute to leave my bedroom!"

"Hem… Luce, you know you're in my house?"

Lucy was going to shout when Natsu's answer finally made its way to her brain. She looked around her. She saw she was not in her flat. The memories of yesterday came in her mind. Ah, yes, she felt asleep with him. She turned her head and saw two angrily exceeds in a sofa, rubbing their eyes.

"Is there a particular reason why you shout in the morning, Lucy?" Carla asked not really happy to be awoken like this.

"No, I… hem…" Lucy babbled.

"Don't worry, Carla, Lucy is always like that!" Happy exclaimed.

Two things happened that saved his life. Seeing that Lucy began to be seriously furious, Natsu took her in is arms and kissed her. While Lucy was occupied, Natsu showed the door by his visible eye. Carla understood his message and took with Happy by the… window. When Natsu broke the kiss, Lucy looked at him, her fingers on her pink lips. On his great surprise, who was waiting a big argument or other tortures inflicted by her, this one lied him in his bed. Natsu didn't ask better.

At Yukino's house…

Rogue woke up with the crazy impression that a dragon, a giant Exceed and Gajeel were singing together in his head. He grumbled. The pain was… painful (take in note the author's inspiration which is… zero). He didn't opened his eyes yet, he wanted to remind what has happened yesterday. He was afraid to be… where in fact. With a toothless rapist (hemmmm), with an old psychopath-schizophrenia who gave personalities to her cats? Or with… the Master (he sweated a lot). Suddenly, his memories came back. Oh, not in single file and be care for those who're not right! No, like a band of fans who… In brief, it makes him holding his teeth. He opened his eyes when his last memory –the one with Yukino you will not have (héhéhéhéhé)- came precisely in his mind. He lowered his eyes to see if his touch sense and smelling sense were not wrong: he was holding Yukino in his arms. He pried he has done nothing he would regret later. His thoughts were broken when Yukino opened suddenly her eyes. For the first time… no. For the second time of his life, he didn't know what to do. The first time being when Skyadrum asked him to achieve his pains. But Yukino kissed him and he sighed inside. By luck, she was closing her eyes, if not she would have laughed because he was squinting. He answered her kiss with passion. He was even going further more when…

"Hem… Rogue, we should go to the Guild for… oops!"

And yes! The Dragon Slayer remembered. Yukino had brought both them at her house seeing their drunk statement. Rogue sighed while Sting escaped without having his answer. He touched Yukino's face, a look and a smile illuminating his face while Yukino's reminded a tomato with eyes and a mouth and white hair.

At the guild…

Erza awoke with a backache and a headache. While she was opening her eyes, memories came back. Ahhhhhh yes, drunk men. She turned her head and found herself in front of Jellal. This one started when he saw she was awoken. This one gave a start too, don't expecting him to be here. She thought he was purchasing Zelef. She sighed mentally: at least he was alive. On one hand, she was happy to see him, she missed him. But on the other hand, she was terribly furious against him. Because he lied to her when he said he had a fiancée, then because at the end of the battle, he escaped without preventing her. So Jellal was expecting all answers from her.

"What are you doing here?"

Oh, he thought. He even imagine this biting tone and this frowning eyebrows?

"I came to talk" he sighed.

If Jellal was sighing, it was for a good reason. Ultear had put a pepper under his mouth (remember the famous paper that Jellal found "spicy" in the battle with Jera Nekis). Why did she do that, you would say? For the simple reason that Ultear and Meldy was pissed off that missed their missions because "I miss Erza, I gave her name because of the color of her hair, and she's so beautiful…" So Ultear had ordered him to tall her his feelings to the beautiful mage. He was still sweating, but because of fear now.

"Talk to me? But why? Erza asked with her most black aura.

Jellal turned towards Ultear who was holding the red pepper with a cynic face. Meldy was looking at it with despair. Jellal sighed.

"To… To talk to you about…"

"Yes" Erza said looking in his eyes.

Shit, Jellal sighed: she was impatient. He catch a glance but knew it was useless: he already felt the pepper taste in his mouth.

"Why are you looking behind you like that? Is it your fiancée?"

Ouch, Jellal thought: she was jealous.

"I don't have a fiancée" the poor blue haired mage sighed.

"I knew that! You always badly lied, Jellal…"

Jellal raised his eyes to meet Erza's. He smiled to her, smiled that Erza returned.

Lucy, Natsu, Gajeel and Levy arrived in front of this scene. Natsu saw that Gajeel was near Levy but was not holding his hand. He smiled devilishly.

"You're ashamed to go out with Levy, Gajeel?"

Levy blushed violently while Lucy turned towards Natsu.

"Natsu what are you doing?"

"Mind your own business, Salamander" Gajeel grumbled.

"Haha! I see I touched a sensitive point, Steel head!

"The Match, if I were you, I won't do that" Grey sighed while Jubia was holding his arm.

"Grey, your clothes" Cana sighed.

"Shit!"

While Grey was looking for his clothes under the more than happy look of Jubia who knew PERFECTLY where his clothes were since she was sitting on them, Natsu and Gajeel were face to face. Levy and Lucy were holding their boyfriends as they could.

"Lucy, let me!" Natsu groaned.

"Even not in dreams" she told him in his ear.

"Gajeel!" Levy panicked.

"Tch! Let me, Shrimp !"

"Ah, yes! A shrimp! If you don't stop right now, I cut your hair!"

Erza saw the tension of the 4 mages very well. She was going to push gently Jellal when this one saw a perfect opening. He kissed her. Erza wasn't expecting that at all! She made their kiss deeper without reflection. When she opened her eyes, she saw Ultear showing to everyone the pepper with joy under the relieved look of Meldy. Jellal and Erza's kiss had another impact. Lucy and Levy had seen the scene. Not Natsy and Gajeel, too occupied to play the game of the-one-who-lower-the-eyes-the-first-will-lose. Levy and Lucy looked at each other, the same decided look on their face. Levy turned Gajeel with a phenomenal strength and kissed him before he could say something. She saw that Lucy was doing the same with Natsu and she closed her eyes, putting her fingers in his black hair. This one woke up and made their kiss deeper.

"What is this shit?" someone exclaimed.

It wasn't the voice of Droy who stopped Levy and Lucy's kiss. Nor the "Levyyyyy" that followed. No, it was Makarof and Mirajane's voices.

"Tell me, Mirajane, are weddings available this month?"

"I don't know, Master, why?"

"Because I felt 3 wedding will be ready".

Natsu and Lucy, Gajeel and Levy, Erza and Jellal stopped at the same time and had the same reaction.

"Whatttttttttttttt?"

The whole Guild laughed.

End of the second and last version.

Here is the end of that two shot in two version, let a comment to tell me what you thought about that ;)

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