It was a quiet day. The peaceful gray sky cast over Namimori. The perfect landscape if you were to ignore the hundred-armed bodyguards of the Millefiore that littered its streets. However just below the asphalt surface laid the main base of the 10th Vongola. Deep within its walls were the intertwined sets of conference rooms and hollow halls. Inside the communications room were the two temporary commanders of the Vongola stronghold.
One illusionist sat at the desk, bored out of his mind. His eyes remained a drift, as the other man was hard at work. The cloud guardian was busy typing up a progress report when he had gotten hung up with trying to put the previous events in order for Sawada. He would get half way through a sentence before quickly deleting and replacing it with a new one.
Each time the pang of the deleted key reverberated throughout the silent room. 'It started with those herbivores running away from me for no reason at all. Then you sent that pineapple haired-' Hibari's gaze hardened at the sentence, followed by a few more punches of the delete key. 'Then you sent that monstrosity here and well…' Even though it was a typed letter somehow you could hear the venom that laced the words together. '…that idiot got all of the guardians to play tag. I was slightly amused.'
Hibari continued to furiously pound away at the keyboard. Meanwhile the blue haired man behind him caught sight of a small yellow bird fluttering their way. The tiny creature found its place on top of the cloud guardian's shoulder. The bird's beady black eyes bored deep into the mist guardian's mismatched orbs. Hibird's orange beak rounded out his stout body.
Mukuro looked away from the small bird trying to find something amusing to do. "Pineapple." His mismatched eyes shot back to the yellow ball of feathers after hearing the odd high-pitched voice. "Pineapple." 'There it goes again!' "Pineapple." The infernal bird caused a sly sneer to glide across the illusionist's face.
Following it were his hands that cautiously grabbed the trident that leaned on the wall to his right. Slowly, he edged the trident's tip toward the annoyance's plump and feathered gut. The steeled point just grazed the surface, just barely touching Hibird's skin. "Pineapple." Mukuro withdrew the tip sharply, giving the creature a curious expression.
He paused and pushed it forward more this time delivering a harder poke into the bird. Just as he edged on a bit more the small ball of feathers toppled off of the Cloud Guardian's shoulder, clashing onto the keyboard below. The end of the report became jumbled with random characters. Hibird let out a panicked screech and Hibari twirled around to see what had caused his fluffy companion discomfort.
Mukuro sat there with a teasing smirk plastered on his face. "I never would have never thought that you would be the animal loving type Hibari-kun." Hibari stared at him and smirked. This man had annoyed him to no end and now he was going to pay for destroying his report. Hibari grabbed a near by cable and slowly approached Mukuro.
"Kufufu, and just what are you going to do with that Kyouya?" Mukuro asked. "Rokudo Mukuro, I'm going to bite you to death for disrupting my report." Hibari threatened. Hibari pulled out his tonfas and swiftly knocked Mukuro out. 'That will shut you up you goddamned pineapple.'
After sitting him down, Hibari tied up Mukuro's limbs and tied his torso to the chair. He also blindfolded the illusionist to prevent him from doing any unnecessary stunts. A few minutes of peaceful silence was broken by a pained groan. Hibari turned around to find the illusionist had come out of his unconscious state.
"Oya, why can't I see?" Mukuro asked. Hibari smirked as he saw the 'feared' illusionist totally helpless. "Kufufu, oh so this is a new game isn't it Hibari-kun?" Hibari's smirk soon fell as he realized that he had forgotten to tape the bastard's mouth shut. "Kufufu, I knew you were a closet pervert, but I didn't know that you had a craving for pineapples too." Hibari sighed knowing that this man would never shut up.
Hibari suddenly caught sight of a potted plant on the other side of the room. It appeared to be a pineapple plant labeled 'Junior'. Hibari smirked and waltzed over to Mukuro and removed his blindfold. "Ah much better Kyo-." Mukuro stopped as he saw Hibari creep over to his beloved plant. "Kyouya, what are you doing by Junior?" Hibari picked up the potted plant and carried it over to the tied up mist guardian.
Hibari leaned over to Mukuro's ear and whispered, "I'm going to show you what happens to the herbivores that mess with Hibird." For once Mukuro frowned and Hibari place his hand on Junior's leafy head. Mukuro's mismatched eyes widened, "Hibari don't…my precious Chrome got that for me on my birthday." Hibari smiled menacingly and grabbed Junior's 'head'.
"No, Hibari don't hurt Junior." Mukuro panicked. Just as Hibari was about to pull the wretched plant out Mukuro freaked out. "STOP." Mukuro broke free from his restraints, but tripped over the cable that bound his legs. Mukuro was close to falling onto the keyboard, but Hibari grabbed him and accidentally tangled his feet with Mukuro's.
Hibari fell down on top of the blue haired illusionist. They collided with a thump. Hibari landed on to Mukuro's long, slender form. Looking down Hibari immediately blushed as he looked down at their position. Hibari's right knee was between Mukuro's crotch and his hands loosely held Mukuro's wrists. Mukuro's navy blue tresses were feathered around his head. Mukuro's right knee was bent and slightly brushed against Hibari's thigh.
At that precise moment the door swung open revealing a very angry Storm Guardian. "Hey I need to speak to Juudaime right…" Gokudera stopped; his eyes widened as he saw the position the two guardians were in. "Uh…erm I-I need to…um go…now…BYE." Gokudera ran down the hallway screaming something about perverted pineapples and horny bastards that never get any.
The two guardians blinked. Mukuro smirked and giggled at the blush on Hibari's face. "My, my Kyouya aren't you the impatient one?" Hibari glared down at the Mist Guardian and smacked him upside the head. "Baka, who would want to do 'that' with you?" Mukuro grinned and leaned over to Hibari's ear. "Obviously you Kyouya." The monitor suddenly turned on revealing a worried Vongola boss and an annoyed looking Reborn.
"H-Hibari is it true? D-Did you and Mukuro um…err?" Tsuna started. "What Dame-Tsuna is trying to say is did you and Mukuro have intercourse?" Reborn bluntly finished. Before Hibari had a chance to deny Reborn's assumption, Mukuro cut in. "Yes, Hibari-kun pushed me down and started 'biting me to death'." Hibari looked at him in shock. 'Of all the things that stupid pineapple could say…he says this.' "Ah, he would have continued if that dynamite obsessed what's his name hadn't shown up."
Hibari's glare deepened. "Mukuro are you lying to us?" Tsuna asked suspiciously. "Why Tsunayoshi-kun have I ever lied to you?" Tsuna briefly thought back to his last birthday party.
Flashback"Happy Birthday Tsunayoshi-kun." "Hiii, M-Mukuro? W-What're you doing here?" Tsuna panicked. "Kufufu, why isn't it obvious I'm here to celebrate you're birthday." Mukuro held up a box that revealed a neatly wrapped box labeled 'cake'. "See Tsunayoshi-kun I bough you a birthday cake." Tsuna inspected the cake thoroughly.
"Mukuro is it going to blow up or something weird like that?" Mukuro gave Tsuna a serious expression. "Tsunayoshi-kun I would never lie to you." Mukuro stated. Tsuna was touched by this and thanked Mukuro as he went to the other room. When all of the guardian's gathered around to celebrate and sing, Tsuna placed Mukuro's cake on the table and lit the candles that were already imbedded in the cake.
All the guardians began to sing, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear-" the song was cut off by an exploding cake, which splattered all over Tsuna. Mukuro laughed, "Kufufu, just kidding I lied it was fun." Mukuro snickered.
End of FlashbackTsuna gave Mukuro a glare. "Yes and the last time you lied to me it took me a whole month to get the frosting out of my hair. Mukuro rolled his eyes at this. "Ok that was just a playful jester. Other than that one time-" "Mukuro have you forgotten the incident at the Vongola Christmas party?" Tsuna interrupted
FlashbackMukuro sat on his chair watching his precious Chrome knit something. "Ah, it's finally done." Mukuro peeked up and tilted his head. "Who's that for?" Chrome smiled sweetly. "I knitted a pair of mittens for Boss as a Christmas gift." Mukuro placed his finger on his chin while pondering on what to get Tsunayoshi for Christmas.
'Let's see I got him an exploding cake for his birthday so…what should I get him for Christmas?' Mukuro quickly glanced over at Chrome's knitting kit and smiled as an idea formed in his head. "Ah, Chrome I would like to make Tsunayoshi something nice for Christmas as well." Chrome stared at Mukuro with eyes of newfound admiration. "Yes, Mukuro-sama what would you like to make?"
End of Flashback"Why I made you a lovely scarf Tsunayoshi-kun." "Yeah until it turned into a snake and started to choke me." "Well I told you that Billy was hungry so he was just being impatient." Tsuna sighed and looked over to Hibari hoping for an answer. "Relax, Herbivore we didn't do anything." Hibari reassured. Tsuna let out a sigh of relief until Mukuro fell.
"Hii, Mukuro are you alright?" Tsuna panicked. Mukuro looked up tiredly at Tsuna and Hibari, "Kufufu, well looks like my time is up. I want you to take care of her well Kyouya." Ah cloud of mist engulfed Mukuro's body and was replaced by the fragile body of his host. 'Great now I have to baby-sit this weak herbivore at least the pineapple could take care of himself.' Hibari thought to himself.
With Mukuro gone the Vongola base was going to be a lot quieter at least until Mukuro comes back from some well-deserved rest.
gsnks: yes we've finally updated, hope you're happy.
sai51592: Yatta sorry for the long wait now onto the next chapter of Clouds and…Pineapples?
sai51592: Heh heh it was interesting because we both wrote this together and gsnks had to see my 'usual' ritual of acting out scenes to get better ideas.
gsnks: Yeah she acted out the position Hibari and Mukuro were in it was…interesting to watch.
sai51592: Lol yep it's rare to see too so now onwards with the preview for chapter five.
Preview
Chapter five- The doujinshi chapterOver using Chrome's body Mukuro takes a little break, while Chrome picks up her doujinshi of a certain boss and prefect. However Hibari walks down the hall where Chrome is reading and POOF. Mukuro appears in shock and reads said book. Becoming hooked right away Mukuro sends it to Hibari. Let's just say Mukuro is going to be a dead herbivore.