Itachi,
I hate life! If not for our correspondence, well me writing letters to you, anyway I want to run away but my EVIL family (mostly me dad) won't let me! But now that I've vented I wanted to tell you I am betrothed. It is an arranged marriage but this shall be my last letter otherwise I shall be punished. I LOVE YOU!!
H.
"NO!" screamed an upset Itachi, "they can't, I love her!"
Outside his room Kisame was about to enter with ramen, but he heard the screaming and paused, thinking: do I want more high heels thrown at me? He didn't have time to ponder any more than that.
Itachi was furious, how dare they take his love away! Granted he had no idea who she was but that doesn't matter! Itachi decided right then and there that he was going to get to Konoha by legal means. O.o
At the moment he burst through the door Kisame was drinking the ramen. So long story short Kisame, the poor fishy, got hot ramen on his shirtless body. But Itachi was oblivious to that and grabbed the ramen covered fish by a fin and dragged him to Leaders room.