"Greetings passengers, it looks about that time again for you all to sit down and listen to my reading of Project Black Edge that you all must hear or else I'll throw your ass out of my plane. And I can guarantee and I mean guaran-damn-tee that you wouldn't fly again for the rest of your life." The captain said with the audience muttering under their breath 'this guys crazy'
"By the way, before I begin the reading I want to let you all know that there is more to this crossover then a simply Wolverine fusion, as the author intend on using as many aspects as he can off this idea, namely the section that this story is placed under."
"And incase your too stupid to realize it, (Now imitating Carlos Mencia's Dee-Dee-Dee voice) this is a X-men movie crossover morons."
Ch. 4 – Limitless and Restless
(Hokage's office)
"Okay everyone I'm sure that you all know the drill, please state if your teams passed or failed." Hiruzen said with his paper out and ready to jot down the teams that would create the eightieth generation of shinobi that Konoha would produce. (AN: This is just something I decided to throw out. Don't piss your pants trying to research this statement to see if its fact or fiction)
Hiruzen would then listen to each person describe their team would be teams blatant failures and while some spoke in kinder tones, others just told it in a tone that said "I don't give a fuck, I want to get some pie." Infact that was how it sounded until from team one through six until he saw Kakashi step up, and while he knew that Naruto wouldn't fail he was worried on how Kakashi would grade them.
"My team passed." He said with everyone looking surprised at that statement, since this man wasn't known for passing gennin teams and some immediately assumed that it was because of Sasuke that he passed the team. It was hear that Kakashi sensed these thoughts and decided to speak on behalf of his student "I understand that you guys would like to assume that Sasuke was the reason but it wasn't him, it was Naruto." Kakashi said with everyone laughing at that but Kakashi was quick to respond to that "I have failed every team that has come my way, so what reason would I need to lie about my teams true passing." Kakashi said with everyone stopping before eyes widen. One of the jounin was ready to say something but Hiruzen raised his hands to stop the man, then pointed towards Kurenai.
"My team has also passed and I must say that one of the main reasons for my teams passing was due to Hinata." Kurenai said with Hiruzen nodding before pointing towards the next one standing beside his son's secret girlfriend.
"My team (cough) has failed. They all (cough) thought that they were (cough) better then the other (cough) with one acting as if he was the team (cough). I think its better off that they fail and go back to the academy, maybe then they can learn how to be a real team." Hayate said with Hiruzen nodding before pointing towards the next man that was his oldest son, Sarutobi Asuma.
"My team has passed although I'm not really surprised by that since they are the legacy of the Ino-Shika-Cho group." Asuma said with Hiruzen nodding and marked down the last set, all of which also failed, before dismissing the ones that failed and kept only those that passed their teams.
"Okay then, now I want you three to discuss with me what you all thought about your teams as well as telling me how your teams passed." Hiruzen said with his eyes going to Kakashi, who sighed before beginning to tell his teacher of how his team passed the exam or as he lightly placed it, how Naruto passed.
(Meanwhile: Ichiraku stand)
Naruto currently sat in his favorite stand, munching away on miso pork ramen after dishing some much needed ass whippings to his teammates, which he personally knew was needed to be dished out. It felt so good to do it as well, especially to Sasuke since that prick needed to have his candy ass handed to him for many years.
After finishing his second bowl, he quickly ordered a third one but this time asked for it to be beef flavor. The girl behind the counter quickly took the order down and smiled at the boy she liked to call her little brother before rushing to the back to make the order.
As the teen waited for the meal to cook he quickly turned his head to find four more people joining him, which were his best friends Shino, Shikamaru, Choji, and Hinata, who sat beside him with a smile on her face. All four then ordered what they wanted with Choji ordering the most sense he was the biggest of them all and needed to maintain a high metabolism.
"So how did your exams go?" Naruto asked with his bowl being set before him and caught Choji taking quick glances at Ayame which caused Naruto to smirk at that.
"Mine and Choji's were troublesome with that damn blonde banshee on our team. She would go nonstop about how she wished to be on Sasuke's team and why would God punish her by placing her on a team with a lazy bum and a fat idiot." He said with Choji sighing loudly at that, since it took every restraint he had in his body to keep himself from hitting the girl. After all, the last thing he needed was to be regarded as a bitch for hitting women (AN: A life lesson for all the males reading this, don't hit women. You're a bitch for life if you do. However if it's during sex then that's a completely different story)
"You would be surprised to here that I would love to have her on my team, since all Kiba did mostly was try to persuade Hinata into getting with him instead of you and even went as far as to tell her how much better he for her then you. Luckily sensei got involved after it was all said and done but I could see that Kiba was still trying to give the implication to her." Shino said with Naruto scowling before feeling a pair of arms wrap themselves around his waist and soon felt a pair of lips press against his cheek.
"Don't worry Foxy-kun, I'm your girl and nobody will take me from you." Hinata said, not shy in the least about expressing her feelings for the blonde boy, since he already knew them and she already knew his.
"Its not that Tenshi-chan, it's the fact that he has the balls to even attempt such a thing, knowing where you and I stand. I think I need to give him a little attitude adjustment or ten." Naruto said with everyone else receiving their ramens.
"Anyway, regardless of all that, how did your exam go?" Shikamaru asked with Naruto smirking at that before he spoke.
"Oh it was fan-fucking-tastic if you ask me." Naruto said as he began to tell his tale. (AN: By the way, you know you curse too much if you can involve 'fuck' in multiple unique ways)
(Flashback)
The quiet and stillness in the morning air was very relaxing for the members of team seven, who were waiting patiently for their newest teacher to arrive, with Sasuke and Sakura sitting underneath a tree while Naruto sat in a tree with his arms behind his back, half a cigar burning in his mouth.
Naruto was slightly tired due to his decision to show up early this morning in order to get in a morning training session before eating a breakfast of ramen noddles right before heading into the forest to rest up for the oncoming mission. He would be the first to arrive then an hour would go by until he heard the sounds of footsteps entering the area and saw that it was Sasuke, who saw him in the tree but chose to not say anything. That caused the blonde to smirk, seeing as how the boy managed to take the Uchiha clans legendary arrogance down a peg. It would remain just them for twenty minutes until the sound of a loud sequel and the cry of 'Sasuke-kun' would be heard, thus alerting the boys of their female teammates arrival, much to the annoyance of Naruto and Sasuke.
Once the pink haired girl arrived, the peaceful silence that the boys loved so much would thus never exist again, as Sakura would fawn over Sasuke and ask him question after question, in hopes of starting a conversation with the Uchiha male that would lead to Sasuke saying yes to a date proposal.
The blonde haired shinobi quickly tuned them out after he heard the pink haired girl constantly say Sasuke's name, not really giving two shits about them nor if they wish to speak with him.
To him, they both were useless shinobi and he intended on keeping his distance as far as he possibly could regardless of their status as teammates. He knew that it was a childish action but who could truly blame him when he held absolutely no love for them nor did he ever wish to establish any kind of love for them whatsoever. As such he just chose to lay his head back and enjoy the peace and tranquility the cigar bought him as well as the peace that the quiet forest gave him.
Naruto would then be taken from the peace with a loud yell of "YOU'RE LATE" echoing all around the training area that could only come from the voice of one Haruno Sakura, Konoha's resident banshee. Naruto then yawned loudly while stretching his arms before he got off the ground and walked towards the training field, surprising everyone except Kakashi, since he felt the boy's chakra signature in the area.
"Wassup?" Naruto asked, lazily waving his hand while Sakura got up from the ground and pointed an accusing
"Naruto, Why are you late? Don't you know that sensei could have failed us just now?" She said with Naruto scoffing.
"Keep your panties on bitch; I've been here since 6am. Just because you're weak ass can't sense my presence doesn't mean I'm not here." Naruto with Sakura looking pissed off.
"What did you call me?" She asked, ready to knock the blonde out in one punch but chose to give him a chance to take it back.
"I called you a bitch, dipshit, is your hearing as small as your titties?" Naruto asked with Sakura sending a quick punch to his head only for the blonde to dodge it, and then smirk at the girl. "Oh come on, I'm standing right here and can't even fucking lay a hand on me." Naruto said dodging another punch. "There you go; you almost got it just a little closer." Naruto said ducking under another punch before getting in Sakura's face this time, causing the girl to stop suddenly at the closeness between herself and Naruto. While the girl was ready to say something, Naruto responding before she even had a chance. "So this is what you wanted from the start huh? Entice me with violence in hopes that I would drop my guard long enough for you to jump me. Well then, even though you're not my type yet, I guess I wouldn't mind having sex with you, even though I'll need to get used to the idea beforehand and then get a round two later on." Naruto said with Sakura turning beat red and stopped advancing her attacks on the boy and simply backed off. Kakashi raised an eyebrow at Naruto's antics towards his female teammate and was silently wondering if teen was just acting like an ass just to piss the girl or if he was actually held an attraction to her.
"….okay then, let's just gets started with this exam." Kakashi said before pulling out two bells from his pockets and held them before the three gennin graduates while setting down an alarm clock on top of a tree stump he stood beside "We will begin this exam now, which is exactly 10:15, so you'll have until 12:00 to take these bells from me." He said while tying the bells around his waist and looking back to the three gennin.
"But sensei, why are you carrying only two bells with you when there are three of us?" Sakura asked with Kakashi giving her a simple eye smile that creped her out due to the unnatural cheerfulness it held.
"That's a great question Sakura and I will gladly explain it to you. The reason for my carrying of two bells is because only two of you will pass while the other will fail and be sent on a first class trip back to the academy." As he said this he pulled out two lunches and set them next to the alarm and smirked when he heard the sound of stomach growling, thus telling him that they took his bait or so he thought. "What will also occur is that the failing student will be tied to that post and be forced to watch the other two eat these lunches that I've prepared." Kakashi said seeing Naruto and Sasuke smirk while Sakura simply looked on in fear.
'I have to get one of those bells if I want to stay beside my Sasuke-kun.' Sakura said with Inner Sakura agreeing wholeheartedly.
'These two are only going to slow me down in the long run; I gotta get one of those bells.' Sasuke thought with his gaze pacing towards Naruto and saw that he also had a smirk on his face, causing him to narrow his eyes towards the blonde 'You won't beat me again like last time.' Sasuke thought to himself, remembering the embarrassment he felt after Naruto handed his ass to him after that fight.
'Tssh, jackass is lying straight through his teeth.' Naruto thought as he figured out what was needed to be done in this exam but decided to go against it as he wasn't in the mood of showcasing his abilities to twiddle dee and twiddle dumbass. He then let his eyes gaze towards his 'teammates' and sighed inwardly 'It's too bad that I have to help these two little shits pass as well but no matter, they won't even know it until Kakashi says so.' Naruto thought, already getting a certain plan in mind and was just waiting for Kakashi to say go.
"Oh and before I forget, come at me with the intention to kill me because if you don't, you'll only fail at grasping the goal." Kakashi said with Sakura now looking worried
"Are you sure about that? We could really hurt you." Sakura said with Kakashi scoffing loudly while Naruto snorted loudly.
Don't worry about me Sakura, because I'm fairly certain that you three won't lay a finger on me. Besides, you need to be more focused on yourself Sakura, lest you should worry about failing this exam and ruining your chances of remaining a gennin. Remember that only the worthy and strong will become shinobi of Konohagakure no Sato, while the weak become simple commoners not worth anyone's time." Kakashi said before he took in a deep breathe before yelling "BEGIN."
Upon that call, the gennin quickly split apart and hid out along the training area and tried their best to hide their chakra signatures from the jounin. Kakashi remained still for a moment and quickly pulled out an orange book, reading the contents within while trying to feel out for his newest batch of students, slightly impressed by the three showcasing their skills in hiding their presence. Right now he could pinpoint where the three gennin were located around with the only one that he knew he could find easily was Sakura, due to her being the weakest in chakra capacity.
'Okay now then, Sakura is located in the bush entering the east side of the forest, Sasuke is in the tree northwest of my position and Naruto is located….hmm well that's certainly unexpected.' Kakashi thought as he bent his head to the left and allowed a kunai to harmlessly pass by his head before pulling out his own kunai and turning around to knock another out of the air before grabbing that one and chucking it towards another one coming from behind. Kakashi looked on with a bored expression on his face as he turned one of the trees behind him and spoke out "While I like your guts and willingness to be the first one to strike, your going to have to come up with a better strategy then this if you wish to defeat me." Kakashi said before his widened when he heard a voice behind him.
"It wasn't supposed to defeat you, more to distract you long enough for this." Kakashi heard as he turned around to find a giant windmill shuriken heading directly in front of him, causing him to quickly duck below the weapon, taking a few strands of his hair with it. Kakashi then saw the shuriken transform into a copy of Naruto with a kunai in hand.
"How's this asshole?" Naruto shouted as he chucked the kunai towards Kakashi going through a set of seals, further surprising the silver haired jounin before hearing two voices call out "Kunai shadow clone jutsu." Causing his single eye to widen, seeing that he was now standing in between two walls of kunai's heading towards him. The real Naruto smirked to himself when he saw the kunai's bombarded his teacher and wasn't surprised when he turned into a log and landed on the ground. He also wasn't surprised when Kakashi took out his clone either and simply smirked as he approached his sensei with his hands in his pockets.
"That wasn't bad Naruto, you certainly caught me off guard with that but you shouldn't reveal everything you have in one go, you never know what your opponent may have up his sleeves." Kakashi said with Naruto smirking before he brought his hands out of his pockets and crossed his arms across his chest.
"That's true but I wanted to keep you distracted long enough so that you wouldn't notice what I did to the fuckbags back there." Naruto said pointing his thumb towards the post, causing Kakashi's gaze to follow and further be surprised to see the two tied to the post with a bell on their forehead. Kakashi then looked to his waist and to his surprise saw that the bells were gone.
"How did you-" He asking with Naruto interrupting, already knowing the question
"When I tossed the shuriken towards you, you failed to notice the second one underneath its shadow and cut off the bells before it turned into my clone." Naruto said as another of his clones appeared beside him with his own arms crossed. "You also failed to notice that some of those weapons were also clones, so when you used the substitution jutsu and took care of that clone, I simply called another one to take the bells and bring to my 'teammates' that I knocked out while I attacked you." Naruto said with a smirk on his face before putting his hands back in his pockets.
"I believe that we pass, eh sensei?" Naruto said with Kakashi looking dumbstruck at that before he hung his head in defeat
"I guess so." Kakashi thought before looking towards Sasuke and Sakura "What should we do with them?" He asked with Naruto looking towards their location for a moment before a wicked grin came onto his face while looking at the lunches, causing Kakashi look there as well before a smirk also came onto his face.
"Hey sensei, are you up for a little lunch?"
(End Flashback)
Everyone laughed when they heard Naruto describing the looks of his 'teammates' when they saw both him and Kakashi eating the lunches that he prepared for the winners to eat in front of the losers. After eating the food, Naruto took that time to leave them to their own agendas, since he truly didn't give a damn about either one of them.
"That was mean Foxy-kun, you shouldn't have done that." Hinata said while still giggling at the boy's antics, who just finished his ramen with a smirk adjourning his face deeply.
"Oh come on Tenshi-chan, that's my nature." Naruto said with the boys laughs finally stopping.
"Anyway, what else are you going to do today?" Choji asked with Naruto shrugging his shoulders.
"I guess we could all just hang out and train together." Naruto said with the others nodding before paying their tabs and walked out, while at the same time everyone caught the glimpse that Choji made towards Ayame again but decided to not intervene.
It's best to learn this kind of stuff on your own
(Hokage's Office)
Hiruzen currently sat in his chair with his pipe in hand and a humorous expression on his face after getting the full story of how Naruto finished the exam on his own without the help of his teammates. Kurenai and Asuma themselves were also surprised by that, since they always heard tales of Naruto being the weak one in the academy, yet the way Kakashi described his performance it made them rethink that notion. It even tempted them to try and get the gennin under their tutelage but they knew better then to do that, as that would deprive their own students of knowledge that they would need.
"Okay, I've heard all that I needed to hear, you can go but Kakashi stay here, I would like a word with you." He said with Asuma and Kurenai nodding before they both walked out of the Hokages office, but as they were leaving Hiruzen saw his son pinch Kurenai's butt as they walked out. This caused the old man to laugh to himself at seeing his youngest son continuing to fail at keeping his relationship with Kurenai secret, but he knew that they both loved each other deeply and it could be hard to hide it.
Besides, this just meant more grandchildren for him anyway.
"So tell me Kakashi, what do you think of Naruto in general?" Hiruzen asked with Kakashi shrugging his shoulders.
"I gotta say that I like the kid allot, he reminds me allot of myself when I was his age." He said with Hiruzen nodding his head.
"Yes he can be quite the person to handle but I'm sure that you'll earn his respect." He said before his expression quickly changed to a serious look "Now, what I wish to tell you is something that you must keep to yourself, I promised the boy that I wouldn't tell anyone but I figured that he wouldn't mind you knowing this anyway." Hiruzen said with Kakashi raising an eyebrow at that.
"What's the secret Hokage-sama?" Kakashi asked
"It's recently been given to my knowledge that the boy has long since known of the Kyuubi no Kitsune residing in him." Hiruzen said with Kakashi's eyes widening.
"He knows? But how, it's been forbidden by law for many years." Kakashi asked
"Apparently he's both met and been in contact with fox for more then seven years. He's also informed me that the Fox has taken a liking to him and has even been teaching him something's over the years; namely some that the fox has seen and learned through both of his previous containers." Hiruzen said with Kakashi looking shocked by that.
"Does he know of his heritage?" Kakashi asked with Hiruzen shaking his head.
"Thankfully no, the fox has felt that boy not ready to learn of his heritage and I plan to keep it that way until he turns fourteen, which won't be to long anyway." He said with the silver haired jounin looking stumped
"So that's why he was placed under my team." Kakashi said to himself with Hiruzen nodding his head at that.
"Somewhat yes, but regardless I don't want you telling anyway of this, understand?" Hiruzen said inhaling a puff from his pipe before exhaling the smoke through his mouth.
"Yes, Hokage-sama." Kakashi said with an inward smirk. He personally couldn't wait to teach the blonde boy now, as he was a mystery that he was planning on solving.
"You are dismissed, have your team report here tomorrow at 10 to receive your first mission." Hiruzen said with Kakashi leaving in a burst of white smoke, leaving Hiruzen in his office to continue to smoke on his pipe.
(Meanwhile: Village Outskirts)
In the outskirts of the village, Naruto was currently resting in an open area with his back resting on a tree stump. Twenty minutes passed after the training session with all of his friends and each one went home with him walking Hinata home. It was nice doing that for the girl, since he got to hold her hand again. But now he was alone and was ready to start his own personal night training, with the hopes that he wouldn't be disturbed by anyone
'So Kyuubi, what do you think I should do for now until your ready to teach me something?' Naruto asked with Kyuubi hmmming to himself before he spoke
"Beats me kit, I would say if anything you should learn to gain better control of my tails but other then that I'm dead stumped." Kyuubi said with Naruto sighing, as he was hoping that Kyuubi would have something for him today, as he knew that he was going to be dead bored all day long. Maybe he could vent some frustrations on his late sensei today?
'Well that sucks; It seems as if everything is moving so fast that we can't properly determine what we want to get done.' Naruto thought with Kyuubi nodding his head
"Well maybe you and I can create a new technique tonight; since I got an idea for a defensive jutsu that I'm sure you are going to need." Kyuubi said with Naruto nodding his head before he got off the ground before facing the tree behind him and quickly flexed his arms before he caused his bone claws to appear out of his knuckles. For some off reason, Naruto always seemed to enjoy using this unique feature given to him by the fox. He felt as if the claws gave him a more beast way of fighting and was even tempted to have them out constantly. He learned that these claws came with multiple unique features from the fox with the most noticeable being his claws. After meeting the fox, Naruto learned that he held enhanced senses, that while weren't on par with the Inuzuka clan, were still powerful on their own right. He also noticed that he held a unique feature known as "Cellular regeneration", which to most would be regarded as instant healing unless they held eyes that were able to see on a cellular level. This in a sense would make it extremely hard to kill Naruto in a fight, as even if you were to slice off his arms, legs, damage his ribcage, stabbed him through the kidneys, puncture his lung or even so far as to slice his jugular vein, it would only regenerate in a couple of seconds, though the limbs would take a good minute to properly heal and be fully functional after three.
But that is only if Kyuubi doesn't help, as the fox can speed it up to decrease the time to twenty seconds, but it would take up a shit load of chakra to do it.
Taking his thoughts off that, he got down in a loose taijutsu stance and waited for a few moments before he sent out a foreword jab towards the bark of the tree, feeling the bones easily tear through the bark of the tree and allow his fist to connect with the bark, allowing some of it to break off while he felt some of its jagged edges scrap against his knuckles. Naruto then quickly pulled his bone claws out and examined them, seeing that some dents were caused to them but soon regenerated back to their normal state. He then took several slashes at the tree, and soon saw claw marks appearing on the bark.
He grimaced slightly when he felt the bone moving oddly in his arms, but he didn't allow that to stop his execution of his training. He preformed the same attacks for a few more minutes before stopping and examining his damage to the tree. He saw multiple scratches and tear marks deep into the trees bark. He also saw multiple holes from the stabs he placed onto the trees and saw that they pierced through several inches of the bark.
All in all, if one were to look at this they would think that a bear came and went mad on the poor tree.
'It's no good; I still haven't mastered these yet, fuck.' Naruto thought before sighing and calling them back 'But I can't let that stop me. I'm going to get stronger and when I do, I'll be one step closer to my goal.' He thought before going back into his stance and starting the training all over again.
AN: "Done and done. Well folks there you go, the next chapter to this story has been dropped and I hope you enjoyed it you ungrateful bastards." The captain said with the audience in back yelling "Fuck you" with the captain speaking again.
"Anyway, who cares about that crap, all you gotta know is that another chapter is done and the wait for the next one won't take as long since it will be the whole wave arc. I'm sure you guys are wondering on the Sakura thing, well the author has recently stated that he plans to place Sakura in the harem, since he feels that he should do that pairing for once and see how it works. He figures that if it works well enough, then you will see it again in another story and if not then hey, ones good enough. The author also wishes for everyone to dish out at least fifteen reviews since that will get the update out faster, because when the reviews are short: the time in between is longer but when the reviews are long: the time in between is shorter."
"Alrighty, as you all know, Rate, Review (No BS one to fifteen worded review), and see you guys when this comes back."
"Until Next Time"
"Peace"