Desires

To all you people who read this, (hopefully), this chapter isn't funny ok? :( well DEAL WITH IT! Also, sorry for the long wait. I get discouraged when nobody freaking, REVIEWS!!

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Red stood all alone in his apartment, deeply breathing in and out. He just looked at the thing that was in his hand… and was tempted. He wanted it so bad… though he know, it wasn't right. How could something as simple as this, make anyone go this crazy? He continued breathing in and out, and didn't know what to do. In his hand, was a piece of paper. Paper that can be crumpled, teared apart, and put into a garbage can. And no one would ever care. It wasn't an ordinary piece of paper though. It was check, and strangely, he didn't earn it in his job. And how much did it cost? You would ask...

1, 000, 000 C

"Damn it!" the confused man cried. He wanted to have it… so much, but he knew he couldn't. Red was just one of those people, who would be guilty and ashamed so much, if they ever made any sin. But… he needed the money badly. All of his fellow smashers need this money, to get out of bankruptcy. If they don't… none of them could see each other anymore. Super Smash bros. The only game of its kind. Its uniqueness made it so popular to all video-game characters. If you were to be approved, you could meet everyone from different games that you never met before. Without this important game, they could never see each other again, since in the rules, it clearly said that you can only live inside your game series. And he didn't want that. Unfortunately, he also didn't want to take the damned paper. This much coins on one check, has to be important, for it to go somewhere. It might be for a charity, for all he knew! Without this large amount of money, those cancer infected video-game characters, might not make it. The end of poverty might be depended on this one check!

Yes, the million coin check. For some people, it's just a piece of paper. For others, might be a lifesaving miracle. And for Red…

A hard decision.

Suddenly, a there was a series of three distinct knocks at Pokemon Trainer's apartment.

"Can I come in?" asked the unclear voice, being muffled up since it was coming behind the door. Red wondered who it could be. He realized that he was keeping whoever it was, waiting, so he squished the check into his pocket, and told the person to come in.

"It's unlocked." He simply replied to the person on the other side.

The door swiftly opened, and there in the doorway stood Sonic.

"What's up, Red?" the friendly hedgehog asked to the young man.

"Why did you come here?" Red said seriously, ignoring Sonic's question. He didn't want to be interrupted right now. He wanted to think about the check, and what he would do with it. Red didn't have any time to hang out with his friend.

"Well, Peach earlier today, said you looked depressed when going into your apartment. She said hi to you, and you didn't say hi back. What's up with you? Are you all right?" asked the worried Sonic.

Pokemon Trainer remembered that event happening. It was only 10 minutes ago. He was scared Peach would find out about the check he was holding. Fortunately, the female didn't see. He quickly ran into the building, and took the stairs instead of the elevator. Red was afraid, if he were to take the elevator, someone would be in there, and he would have to stand right next to him/her, trying to hide the check. Quickly shaking his head out of that memory, he was back in his room, with Sonic waiting for him to speak. Sonic, was a dear friend of him. They experienced, countless of things. From good things, and to painful things, such as Sonic's birthday party, to the 'big fight'. All in all, they managed to still be friends, and will be, forever. The human finally decided it was right for Sonic to know.

"Sonic? Can I trust you with something, and that you won't tell anybody?"

"Yeah, of course! You can tell me anything! I am your best friend, bro!"

"Well… I found this check" he said, while getting the crumpled up piece of paper, out of his pocket.

"and I didn't exactly get it for my pay at work…"

"Where did you get then?" asked Sonic.

"I found it. And… you must never tell this to anyone. The check's worth 1, 000, 000 C!" the man blurted out to his buddy. It took the hedgehog a few seconds before realizing Red wasn't joking. He really meant it was… a million coins!

"DUDE THAT'S AWESOME! If we check that thing in, we'll get out of bankruptcy, AND have so much more money to spare! We could finally buy that butt infection treatment medicine DeDeDe's been annoying everyone about." the animal remarked.

"No! That's not the point! I mean, I want to cash this baby in, but… it just wouldn't be right. You know what I'm sayin'?" said the perplexed teen. Sonic understood him, and nodded in agreement. Both didn't know what to do. It doesn't seem right to keep that much money, though it would put them out of bankruptcy.

"Well then. Let's pretend it's a loan." said the hedgehog.

"A what?"

"A loan. We cash in the money, and then we pay it all back!"

"You know, that's not such a bad idea. Then, we can get out of bankruptcy sooner, and it really wouldn't be wrong. Though the thing is, who does it belong to?"

"Well the cheque must say." suggested Sonic. Being embarrassed about not thinking that sooner, the hat-wearing trainer, looked at the cheque, and read aloud for Sonic to hear, "To: I.M. Richandyouarenot."

"What the hell kind of name is that?" asked Pokemon Trainer, disgusted by the man's shallow and mean name. –This guy must have a lot of guts and pride to change his name like that…- he thought.

"Man… it's just not fair how he has so much money and we don't!" cried Sonic.

"EVERYONE MOVE OUT QUICKLY QUICKLY!" Fox shouted, after crashing down the door to Pokemon Trainer's apartment, while surprising the two friends. He was holding an unconscious Diddy Kong, with drool coming out of its mouth

"What the hell?" the two people said in unison, while Fox smashed Diddy Kong, onto Red's bed.

"QUICK! YOU! GIVE HIM CPR!" said Fox to Red.

"WHY THE HELL WOULD I GIVE A MONKEY CPR!?"

"CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE I POINTED TO FIRST!"

"Guys guys guys! Let's stop fighting! I'll be the one giving him CPR!" said Sonic, breaking the Fox's and human's fight. The blue… thing went on top of Diddy Kong, and instead of giving him CPR, he made out with the unconscious animal.

"WHAT THE F**K!?!" Fox and Pokemon Trainer said together. While Sonic was continuing to make out with the unaware Diddy Kong, both Fox and Red attempted to pull the two kissers apart, to separate them. After a few tugs, they succeeded in doing so.

"What the hell, man? I was just getting to the good part." grumbled Sonic.

"WHAT THE HELL? WE SHOULD BE SAYING THAT TO YOU. What kind of psycho, tries to make out with a monkey!?" asked the pilot of the arwing, being appalled by Sonic's demented actions.

"Well, I don't know exactly. You see, my job that I got pays a lot of money, but the bad thing was, was that I had to test out illegal drugs. They let me smoke, inhale, and inject all kinds of cool stuff!" said Sonic happily.

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*long silence*

"WTF!?!"

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Well hope you like. I know I will. Next chapter will be a continuation of this current one, so you'll find out what Pokemon trainer's, Fox's, and Diddy Kong's jobs! (You should be happy that Sonic even told you his!)

HOOPLAH! Review please or I shall threaten you with another funny threat. (That's not even seemingly threatening, unless you get embarrassed by doing the chicken dance.)