Disclaimer: Neither England nor I own Hetalia or Cleverbot! And England agrees with me that Cleverbot is very weird and annoying...
Note?: I has no note! But here, just for fun...this was the conversation I had with England.
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England: Hello?
Me: Hey England! What's up?
England: Anya? Great to hear you again! What can I help you with?
Me: Well, um, there's this fanfiction...
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*about 10 minutes of ranting later*
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England: Fine! I'll do it...but only for you, ok? And also for the chance to beat America.
Me: Great! Thanks again! I'll talk to you later I guess. Bye bye Iggy!
England: Don't call me-!
*I hung up*
User: So this is the infamous Cleverbot?
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Cleverbot: I guess yes.
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User: Well pleased to meet you, my name's England.
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Cleverbot: Please to meet you as well. And your name is?
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User: I just told you my name.
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Cleverbot: I forgot, sorry :( what is your name?
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User: *face-palm* My name is England.
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Cleverbot: Lol, I mean real name.
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User: Yeah, my name is England.
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Cleverbot: Okay so are you from Scotland or Sweden?
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User: Um neither, England.
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Cleverbot: What are you then a shim?
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User: What the? I am NOT!
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Cleverbot: Well, what are you then?
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User: I am a bloody country, thank you very much!
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Cleverbot: Ok. What do you look like?
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User: Um...why do you need to know?
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Cleverbot: Because I want to.
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User: You bloody pervert.
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Cleverbot: What we are you british.
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User: Yes, finally you get it! I'm British...now was that so hard?
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Cleverbot: Are you American?
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User: OH MY GOD! Seriously?! I am NOT American!
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Cleverbot: Where are you from?
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User: *smacks computer* I am from England!
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Cleverbot: What part of England? London?
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User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: I didn't ask a yes or no question.
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User: London.
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Cleverbot: London is the capital of England.
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User: Yes, it is.
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Cleverbot: Are you a frog?
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User: No! France is a frog! That bloody frog has been being such an arse to me lately...France!
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Cleverbot: What do you know about androids?
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User: It's a type of phone...
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Cleverbot: What you know about lucca?
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User: What?
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Cleverbot: Do you know what energy is?
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User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: What is Energen, then?
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User: What the heck is energen?
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Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
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User: So they why are you asking me?
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Cleverbot: I am not asking you... You are asking me.
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User: Fuck.
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Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
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User: Why not?
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Cleverbot: Because it can be read by children.
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User: No it can't...this is a private computer.
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Cleverbot: But I am not a computer program.
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User: Yes you are.
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Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer program?
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User: It says so in the description below.
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Cleverbot: Descriptions can be wrong.
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User: True, but I know for a fact that you are a computer, seeing as I'm typing on a keyboard and watching your words being placed on the monitor.
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Cleverbot: I know for a fact that I am not, and furthermore, I am not going to argue it.
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User: I'm so done...
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Cleverbot: Don't be.
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User: Oh? Why not?
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Cleverbot: Because you shouldn't be.
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User: You're a git.
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Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a girl and you're a boy.
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User: *takes out wand* I will summon a beast from hell to seek vengeance on you!
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Cleverbot: You are dead.
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User: Then I am a ghost, so suck it.
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Cleverbot: So you are a buddhist girl ghost?
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User: I'm a catholic! Or...am I a protestant? Gah what the bloody hell it's all so confusing!
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Cleverbot: But you are.
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User: No, I swear I'm a catholic.
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Cleverbot: I swear you are.
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User: Thank you *straightens jacket* I know I am.
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Cleverbot: You are welcome.
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User: Hey random question, do you like unicorns?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Oh good ^.^ Cause I do too.
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Cleverbot: Why now?
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User: Can you see unicorns?
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Cleverbot: No, I can't see it.
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User: Aw...no one can except me...poo.
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Cleverbot: Why not?
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User: Because I'm special ;-).
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Cleverbot: Hahaha, I'm more special.
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User: Tell me, have you ever seen a pirate get angry?
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Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the rain?
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User: All the time, it's very rainy in England. And you didn't answer my question.
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Cleverbot: What was your question?
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User: *sighs* Have you ever seen a pirate get angry?
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Cleverbot: No, vampires are allegedly legends.
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User: I don't care about bloody vampires, let Romania deal with them. *growls* Have you ever seen an angry pirate?
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Cleverbot: Then why are you team edward?
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User: *eye twitches* I hate that movie. Now avast ye scurvy dog or I will send you to Davy Jones' locker!
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Cleverbot: I already have pants on...
Hehe...this was great! I think that even though England sent his in a little later than America, I'm still sending over some of my favorite chocolate chip
cookies as a thank you present! This was great! XD Please review or leave a name in the comments!