Hey there fellow readers, and welcome again to Rich Lit Lincoln! The most ambitious crossover fanfiction in all fanfictions! It's been a long time since I updated the story 'cause of school and all that. But anyways, I just recently finished Zombieland Saga and it was the first idol anime I've ever watched/finished. So it made me inspired to make this chapter dedicated to the series and the rest of Franchouchou. So with that being said, see you later people!
Weirdland International School (WIS), Tuesday, 8:30 A.M.
It's a normal day for Lincoln as he is about to enter the school grounds. He saw dozens of schoolboys and schoolgirls chatting as they are about to go to class. Lincoln followed the crowd of his classmates from Class 1-A and they all went inside of their classroom. The room was about as big as a large public basketball court or a function room perhaps. They all sat to their desks and continued their own conversations while some of them rushed to finish their homework on time. The class stopped their own business as the adviser of 1-A entered the classroom. It was none other than the retired hero who was entitled as the symbol of peace, All Might. He greeted his students a simple good morning while the class did the same to him.
All Might: Good morning, 1-A.
Everyone: Good morning.
All Might: Please be seated. Now, is everyone here in the class, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yeah, I can see all of their familiar faces. Even the new exchange students are here.
All Might asks only Lincoln about the attendees because he is the president of class 1-A. While on the other hand, the classroom's neighbor, Class 2-B, the one on the other side that faces Class 1-A, still has its president undecided but the class was more behaved than 1-A who suddenly throws parties at some times. Anyways, All Might called out the new exchange students of the class for their self-introduction.
All Might: Would you kindly please introduce yourselves in front of the class?
The first student who stood up in front of the class was none other than the 1st Idol of the band "Franchouchou" Sakura Miyamoto.
Sakura: Hi everyone! My name's Sakura Miyamoto and I am from the band Franchouchou. Umm... and my fellow members are here too so... that's it. I'm looking forward to study with you all.
Sakura got back to her seat while the rest of the band introduced, except for Tae Yamada because nobody in the band really knows her backstory but Sakura told All Might just her name.
All Might: So that's it, then. We can now begin our first period.
The adviser of 1-A started his discussion on science behind superpowers or quirks for about 1 hour. Then comes their 2nd period which is Japanese literature which was being taught by the other Sakura, Sakura Megumi, the teacher who was eaten by zombies and now continues her job in a form of a ghost which everyone can see her spirit form. All previous subjects have passed and now's the time for their Break time.
WIS Canteen Area, 10:45 A.M.
Lincoln was approached by the exchange student Sakura Minamoto who happens to be an idol and talked about how her manager wanted to spread their fame here in Weirdland.
Lincoln: Let me get this straight, your manager want me to make you famous? Wh-How did that guy knew my name?
Sakura: He said he heard about it from the locals here. I mean, you're pretty famous around the whole country, right?
Lincoln: Yeah, I guess so. I advertised some products on TV and made some music on WSHH, but... Why me?!
Sakura: He said you're super rich and all that.
Lincoln: Son of a... Alright, goddamit! Fine. Let's do this. Oh and by the way, why did you and your band joined our school?
Sakura: Since my manager told us that everyone tolerates every single people here, he told us that we can go to school even though we're like "this".
Lincoln: Wait, what do you mean by "like this"?
Sakura: Umm... How do I say this... Uhh... before I tell you this, don't freak out, okay?
Lincoln: Don't know what you mean but okay. So, what are you? Like a demon boogieman or something?
Sakura: No... *whispers to Lincoln* We're zombies that died a long time ago. We're just reincarnated by our manager.
Lincoln: Shit bro, that's all you had to say? I mean, y'all aren't craving for human meat... are you?
Sakura: No, no! We're not gonna eat you guys. We're still just like all other humans but... undead.
Lincoln: Phew! Glad y'all didn't turned out to be flesh-eating monsters. Otherwise I'll be needing those syringes they sell where you can heal all wounds and stuff.
Sakura: Heheh... Yeah... So... How are we going to do this?
Lincoln: First, I'll talk to your manager. Second, I'll tour you all around the town. And finally, you'll get to see DJ Khaled, my very own music man. Guy knows how to make your band famous.
Sakura: Oh that's a great idea! We'll do our best to make this town recognize Franchouchou.
Lincoln: France-what?
Sakura: Franchouchou! It's our band name given by our member Yamada Tae.
Lincoln: Alright, Franchouchou... Let's do this!
Sakura: Yeah!
BUMP!
A sudden noise of two students bumping each other at the middle of the canteen area can be heard throughout the room.
?: Temee... Are you fucking blind? Can you even see where you were going, huh!?
?: Oh, sorry. I didn't saw you there.
?: Who do you think you are? Trying to run over me while I'm getting my lunch.
?: ...The name's Josuke... Josuke Higashikata from the town Morioh-Cho.
?: So your name's Josuke, huh?
Josuke: Yeah. Sorry for my mistake.
?: Well I'm Saki Nikaido from Saga Prefecture and I'm the leader of the band Franchouchou. I was a biker gang at first but I killed my ass off on a game of chicken at the cliff. Guess I still got a game since I'm now an idol following what Shades have to say. Anyways, you still have something to say punk?!
Josuke: Umm... I'll never do it again next time?
Saki: You better. Look at your hair, it's blocking your way. I mean, who the hell still uses that hairstyle these days? It looks some kind of an upside-down boot fallen through your head.
?!
Saki: You having a bad hair day? Cuz it really looks like shit from up there.
Josuke: Oi, Saki... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?! *Summons Crazy Diamond*
Saki: H-Hey! What the hell is that thing from your back?!
Josuke: So... Everyone can see stands only here at this country, huh? Well... LET'S PLAY A GAME OF CHICKEN AND SEE WHO'S THE CHICKEN NOW! DORAAA!
Saki: W-Wait a second! You wouldn't hit a girl, wouldn't yo-UHMPF!
Josuke: I won't let anyone get away with making fun of my hair, no matter who it is! DID YOU JUST SAY MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BOOT?!
Saki: L-Look, I-I'm sorry oka- OUFFF
Josuke: DORARARARARARA!
Saki went flying while her body parts detached from all over her body.
Josuke: N-Nani?! Just who the hell is this girl?
Jotaro: Oi, Josuke! Beating up someone is fine but doing it on a girl is not okay!
Josuke: S-Stay back, Jotaro! *Returns to Saki* Wh-What is with this girl?! I'm gonna fix her right now! Crazy Diamond!
As Josuke's stand fixes Saki's body, parts of her went back to her self while her wounds were also getting healed.
Saki: Wh-What? My wounds... they're gone?
Josuke: That's the power of my stand 「Crazy Diamond」. It heals everything that is broken. It can also revert some things back into its original form. So if you're in the right mind to come insult me and my hair, I'll make sure I'll turn you into a rock just like what I've did to Angelo.
Saki: H-Hey! I said I'm sorry, alright! Jeez, you've got some guts don't you. Also, didn't I just told you that I died before?
Josuke: Yeah, but I was too focused on beating the shit out of you. That's why I got surprised at first when your limbs went all over the place.
Saki: You're really pissed, aren't ya?
Josuke: Definitely. Like I've said, I won't let anyone get away who disses my hair. It's unforgivable.
Saki: Got any reasons why you're so defensive about your hairdo?
Josuke: Actually, I do have a reason. It was a long time ago when I was a kid...
Morioh-Cho, November 1988, 9:00 P.M.
When Josuke was four, he passed out from an inexplicable high fever. And for fifty days, they weren't sure whether he'd live or die. That time when he had the fever was right around the time when Jotaro Kujo and the Stardust Crusaders went to Egypt to defeat the man named DIO. But at the time, they had no idea it happened so Tomoko Higashikata, Josuke's mom, drove him to a hospital in S City. But on that day, Morioh was hit with its worst blizzard in 18 years.
Tomoko: *Slams head on steering wheel* It's no use... What should I do? Cars don't come by here often and there are no pay phones. I should have called an ambulance at the house. I shouldn't have brought Josuke out in this snow.
After that, a mysterious man with a large pompadour stands at the back of the car, looking all wounded like he came out from a fight. Tomoko noticed the man and tried to insist him to leave.
Tomoko: Wh-What do you want? Go away!
Mysterious Man: ...That kid is sick, right? I'll push your car for you...
Tomoko: Huh?
The man removed his jacket and placed it in front of the back wheel.
Mysterious Man: *Taps on window* ...Hurry up and step on the gas. Once you get moving, don't stop. Just keep going... Or your tires will get stuck in the snow again...
Tomoko: O-Okay...
Tomoko immediately stepped on the pedal while the man pushed their car forward. Josuke, who was still conscious, looks at the back window to see the one who helped Josuke and his mom drive out of the snow. Josuke was happy about that man and looked up to him as his hero. As soon as the car got out of the snow, the man pushed the car away from him. Tomoko was happy about the miracle that happened during that time.
Tomoko: Thank you!
And there they were, Josuke and his mom survived the road while Josuke looks at the rear-view mirror to see the man one last time while the guy was holding his jacket. And from that point, that was the first and the last they get to see the mysterious man with a pompadour who helped them on that cold and stormy night. His mom looked for that boy later, but couldn't find a single lead. Though the man didn't personally save Josuke's life, the four-year-old Josuke thought that what the boy did made him his hero. He's an inspiration that's buried into his heart and his example of how to live. So when someone insults that, something deep in his heart snaps.
WIS Canteen Area, 10:53 A.M.
Josuke: I don't know who he is, but I admire him so much that I copied his hairstyle. And I won't forgive anyone who insults it because it's the same thing as insulting him.
Saki: Wow... That's kind of... Legendary, I guess...?
Josuke: Yeah, he will always be my inspiration till now.
Saki: Welp... *Slowly standing up* I think it's time to say that I'm really sorry for that. After all, you've got guts to come and face me during our fight.
Josuke: Right, and I'll never forgive you for that insult.
Saki: Ha! Let's see about that, Josuke-kun.
Josuke: Game on... Saki-san...
Josuke and Saki went left their spot as they went back to their friends and peers.
Saki: Uwaaah, That was tough! You saw us back there, right Sakura?
Sakura: Y-Yeah. But please don't do that again! What if Franchouchou would have its first hater?
Lincoln: Then make sure you dab on 'em! Hahahahah, just kidding.
Saki: Huh? Who's this white haired punk? Wait, don't tell me... That's the guy we're supposed to meet.
Sakura: Unfortunately, this is him. His name is Lincoln, by the way.
Saki: That kid?! Hahahahahahahah! *inhales* DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH, GODDAMIT! YOU WANNA DIE?!
Lincoln: Woah there! Take it easy. I didn't even agreed to this at first but I guess I have to do my part here, alright? So... Sakura here told me that your manager wanted me to make your band famous here in Weirdland. And then, me and Sakura agreed to the plan. And for your information, I'm a multi-trillionaire kid who only wanted to live a simple life in a normal house with my family. Don't even underestimate me based on what I look 'cause I got some real connections man.
Saki: Prove it!
Lincoln: Deal! *Pulls out wallet full of 100$ bills* Happy now?
Saki: Woah... Alright, I believe you... for now...
Lincoln: Geez, it's not like I got some other businesses against you guys.
Saki: Just be sure about that.
Lincoln: I know, I know. But anyways, what happened back there? Uhh... Saki, right?
Saki: Oh, that? Yeah, I just bumped some big guy and he started throwing punches at me with that ghost spirit kind of thing.
Lincoln: Josuke, his name is Josuke. He's not just a big guy, he's a hero of his hometown.
Saki: I sure can tell that he's definitely a hero. I mean, look at that guy. He's got style, he's got guts, he got that hair... And not to mention... he's a cool muscular... cute guy...
Lincoln: What was that?
Saki: Nothing! I was just... Er... Just saying how cool he was.
Lincoln: Oh, I thought you said something unusual... Heheheh...
Saki: Shut the fucking hell up. You wanna die, punk?
Lincoln: Easy, girl! I don't mean no harm. Anyhoo, back to our deal. You really wanted to gain some fame? I know some guys, trust me. I have connections in every part of this country so you better start buckling up 'cause Franchouchou's 'bout to hit the town!
Sakura: Alright!
Saki: Yeah let's do this!
Lincoln: ...Riiiiight after I have a little chat with your boss. Also, tell him to meet me at Cafe Stile, the best maid cafe in town.
Sakura: I'll tell him right away.
Lincoln: Good.
That's it for the 3rd chapter of this fanfic. Hope you guys enjoy the fanfic. It's been weeks (probably months) since I last posted the previous chapter and there's still a continuation to this chapter so you guys should wait about weeks maybe...? But anyways, thank you guys so much for reading my fanfic. And as always, I'll see you guys next time. This is RLL Productions, signing out!