Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own twilight or any of the characters. Stephanie Meyer does. I have my fingers crossed for my next birthday though :)

BPOV

We were nearly the last people to arrive at the agreed meeting place. Well, that was kind of my fault though. I had a really human moment and needed to go to the little girls room.

When we got there, Jasper and Alice were fussing over something that Alice was holding. I couldn't see it from where I was stood. I was about to ask what it was but then I spotted Rosalie pondering over some melons. I was confused. Since when do vampires need melons? They clearly weren't meant for eating. So why was she so carefully inspecting them? As if she were looking for a specific one. I don't get it. I tapped Edward on the shoulder. " Edward what on earth is your sister doing with those melons?"

"Bella, honey, I can assure you I have absolutely no idea what-so-ever." Then he lowered his voice and gave me a wink " But what's the fun of having mind reading powers if you can't use them?" Then he turned all of his attention to Rosalie. I guessed she already knew he was snooping because she smiled as Edward turned back to me with a horrified look on his face.

"Nice Rose. Real nice!" he shouted to her down the aisle.

"Hey Eddie, If you don't wanna know then don't look. You better think twice before you try to read my mind again." That made me turn around. Surely someone would have noticed that Edward had just been accused of mind reading? Surely someone would care. But clearly not. The Saturday shoppers were only concerned with one thing. Their own shopping. That made me feel better. But then I turned to Edward and saw his contorted face again. That made me giggle.

"Awww. Poor Eddie." That would be his new nickname for a while now! "Was it really that bad?"

He just turned to me and said 4 words. "Emmet. Rosalie. Last night." That made me laugh even more. I don't think he will be forgetting that in a hurry.

Alice glided towards us with Jasper close behind. " Hey Bella. Look what I've got." She then produced a small camcorder from her bag. "It's to record all the stuff we do today. I've seen some of the stuff and it's hilarious!" She trilled showing off her new gadget. " I just bought it then. Pretty cool huh. Oh the show's starting. Better record this."

I turned to face Rose who had now selected 2 of the largest watermelons I have ever seen in my entire life. I don't even know how but she managed to walk down the aisle to where a rather geeky looking guy stood. He had a uniform on so I guessed he worked at the store. He was about our age (well my age – I don't think he was 100 years old yet) and was stacking shelves. Rose walked up to him and said in her sweetest voice, "Excuse me sir, but could you help me for a moment?"

Needless to say, when he turned around he came face to face with Roses huge melons. He could barely take his eyes off of them. Rosalie kept that shy-girl smile fixed on her face.

"What … errrm … what can I do for you?" He asked pushing his glasses further up his nose, eyes still firmly fixed on the watermelons.

"Well I was wondering if you could give me your advice. You see …" Pause for dramatic effect whilst she shuffled the melons in her hands. " I was thinking about getting implants. I want them to be really big but I'm not sure if this size is, like, too big. What do you think?" She bit her lip coyly and looked expectantly at the shelf-stocker.

Stood at the opposite end of the aisle to them, the 4 of us trying so hard not to laugh as it would kind of give the game away. Alice was still secretively filming it all happening. I hope she got a good shot. I would never get tired of seeing this. Rose was still waiting for an answer. There was a lot of coughing and umming and errring but still no answer. You didn't need to be a mind reader to tell that he was looking for a way out. But no one could guess what happened next. From the other end of the store you could hear a loud crash. Then a louder "Oh Crap." Then a slightly quieter "Sorry." But that seemed to give him an idea.

"Ring ring. Ring ring. Excuse me for a second." He said as he pulled his silent mobile from his pocket. "Ring ring. Hello. Yes it's Eustace." Eustace. Eustace. Oh my god. Even Edward cracked at the name Eustace. " Clean up on aisle 13? Sure. I'll be right there." And with that he took off at high speed in the opposite direction to us. As soon as he disappeared round the corner the camera in Alice's hands was switched off and we were all doubled over laughing. Rosalie came over minus the fruit came over to us looking slightly confused. She was looking over our shoulders as if she were looking for someone.

" Hey, has anyone seen Emmet? He missed all the fun."

But speak of the devil and he shall appear. Emmet came running around the corner – at human pace of course – and came to an abrupt stop in front of us.

"Where the hell have you been?" Half joked Rosalie.

"Well. Honey. Baby doll. Sugar? It's a long story. But it really doesn't matter. Does it?" Emmet put on a ridiculous puppy dog face. It wasn't working. Then out of nowhere a little old lady came full throttle toward him. Everyone took 2 steps away from him then and watched what was about to happen. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Alice flick the camera on again. She knew what was to come. And apparently it was worth filming. When I turned back to Emmet he was being whacked over the head with the old ladies handbag. Well I think that's what she was trying to do. She wasn't quite tall enough. " Young hooligans. Ought to learn some respect. But I won. See." She triumphantly held up a can of tuna fish. Then left us and waddled away.

"I think this needs an explanation Emmet." Rose said in a no-nonsense tone.

And I have to say. I agree.

I am soooo sorry that it's been a while since I last updated. But I have been unbelievably busy. Anyway, hoped you liked the chapter. Please leave comments :)