This part was the work of Telly cause Tanz could not get any good ideas, all credit goes to you girl. Thanks for writing it.
Part 4
The idea of becoming a father again made Gibbs abit worried, he didn't want any kid of his traumatised by the nightmare that was Tony's parents, especially if they were still going to be going at it like it was the end of the world. He had told Tony that the next day he was going to go out and buy new heavy duty, unpickable locks for the house and that they would need to call up Abby to help with a plan to get the DiNozzos out.
Gibbs looked over at Tony who had begun to turn a sickly shade of green due to morning sickness that came with being pregnant pulling the younger man into a hug he softly whispered "It's time to take back what's ours Bubble Butt and we are going to need to call in the cavalry!'. While still hugging Tony he leant over and picked up the phone, dialling a familiar yet oddly long phone number.
Tony was going to have a hell of a lot of fun of telling the 28 or so year old Ziva that she would soon become a grandmother, especially around the same time she was to become a mother, 'pay backs a bitch David and you are going DOWN!' Gibbs looked at his husband worriedly as Tony began to laugh maniacally.
Gibbs was trying with everything he had to get the DiNozzo's out of his house but they kept blackmailing him by saying the baby will be hurt and that now kid should have to grow up on the streets. They both knew Gibbs' weakness when it came to kids, and they weren't afraid to play dirty with it to get what they wanted.
Upstairs Senior was trying to get a big wooden splinter that was sticking out of his ass cheek after him and Ziva broke yet another of Gibbs' hand made tables, this time though it was thick redwood kitchen table. It didn't seem to be working with his beer gut getting in the way making him unable to reach the thing. Ziva, being in town buying things for the Gibbs house, had no clue her husband was in such dire straits. Daddy DiNozzo tried calling out to the other men in the house for help but neither of them gave a shit enough to check on him. They were down in the basement when Tony and Gibbs heard the cries for help but they just thought it was the TV left on upstairs.
While in one of the bathroom stalls at the mall received a text from her incredibly hot husband, a thought which was hers and hers alone, no one on the face of the universe would have agreed with her on that point, especially not Senior DiNozzo's numerous ex-wives. Before she could open the message to see what he wanted she clumsily dropped it into the toilet bowl, and while she was prepared to do many things, including punching a hole into a man's chest and ripping out his heart, this was not one of them… especially when the thought of doing so brought on a bout of morning sickness and the cell was covered in technicolour vomit.
Things were just as crazy for the rest of team Gibbs. Abby was watching McGee play some medieval RPG game, not because she cared if he won or lost but she thought it was a perfect way to get more ideas of ways to take out the DiNozzos, she was, after all Tony's bestman or make that bestwoman and she took the role VERY seriously… in fact maybe she took it a bit too seriously if the way her eyes lit up as she watched the probie behead an orc was anything to go by.
Ducky was thinking about moving out to LA permanently to be with his lovely Hetty and making Jimmy the head ME for NCIS. He wasn't a young man anymore and he needed to get in as much sex as he could before he broke a hip.
Jimmy was trying to look up info on his cyberspace babe, but he came across nothing except for a suspicious website about Area 51, the most of the writing on it was mysteriously blocked out.
Back at the house that Gibbs could no longer call his own, a rumbling and a monstrous roar began seemingly out of nowhere. Thinking it was an earthquake Jethro and Tony bolted up the basement stairs and stood in the doorway bracing themselves for a collapse and Daddy DiNozzo, who was still trying to get that damn splinter out of his ass, tumbled head first down the stairs as the ground shook. As suddenly as it had started both the roar and the rumbling stopped. As the front door flew open with a powerful kick and older man stormed in "Probie, you better have a damn good reason for waking me up in the middle of a siesta!".