Chapter 4: Going Home
Beavis and Butt-head found the door to Mr. Buzzcut's room. As they entered the class, they noticed that Mr. Buzzcut was teaching algebra. He explained the procedures to solve an equation in a very loud voice and scolded students who solved a problem incorrectly.
Like Mr. Van Driessen, he had his back turned to the class, and he was writing on the board. He didn't notice that Beavis and Butt-head had come in. The two continued scratching their skin frantically, and they made noises of frustration as they did. Other students looked very paranoid at the sight of Beavis and Butt-head with chickenpox. They tried to scoot as far away from them as possible. Suddenly, one student blurted, "Mr. Buzzcut, sir, Beavis and Butt-head are here!"
"What!" roared Mr. Buzzcut. He turned around and saw the two troublemakers in the back of class snickering and scratching madly at their skin. "Beavis and Butt-head, what are you doing here? Don't you know that you are extremely contagious?"
"Uh…extremely what anus?" Butt-head asked as he scratched some pock marks on his left arm.
"You boys are sick! You must go home now, or you will contaminate any student in this room who has not had chickenpox!" roared Mr. Buzzcut.
"Chickenpox? No, asswipe, we don't have chickenpox – we have a really bad case of acne. Eh heh heh heh! We tried to cure it this morning, but that dumbass at the Maxi-Mart said it wouldn't help us. Eh heh heh heh!" Beavis said.
"You imbeciles!" shouted Mr. Buzzcut. "You do not have acne! You have a very severe case of the chickenpox! I order you both to go to the nurse and then to return home immediately!"
"Uh…okay. Uh huh huh huh," Butt-head said. "Come on, Beavis. Let's go to the nurse. Uh huh huh huh."
A few minutes later, Beavis and Butt-head were seated in the nurse's office. The nurse was taking their temperature and trying to contact Beavis and Butt-head's parents. Unfortunately, the nurse was unable to contact the boys' parents, so she assumed they could return home without any problems. The thermometers beeped, indicating that they had finished taking the boys' temperatures. The nurse took them out of Beavis and Butt-head's mouths and looked at the thermometers.
"Well boys, you both have a fever of 103 degrees. You'd better get home right away. Now, I recommend seeing your doctor as soon as possible, and in the meantime, try to get plenty of rest and take oatmeal baths to relieve the itching," the nurse said.
"Cool," Butt-head said.
Then, Beavis and Butt-head sang in unison, "Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!"
"Hey, Beavis, huh huh, I just realized something. Uh huh huh," said Butt-head.
"Heh heh, what?" Beavis asked.
"If we have the chickenpox, then that means that we can't go to school. Let's have chickenpox every day so that we can't go to school anymore. Uh huh huh huh!" Butt-head said.
"Whoa, heh heh, cool!" Beavis said. Beavis and Butt-head continued snickering for another minute before the nurse had them go home.