~YAY UPDATE~ Thank you so much for the reviews! And I finally put the poll actually UP on my profile :D Poll question: If I were to make my OC Maxine in "Why me?" pair up with one of the trolls which do you think would be best for her considering her personality? Answer in reviews if you want.

I hope my OC isn't acting like a Mary-Sue in this chapter =_="

I recently discovered my best friend Xandra is a Aquarius. I will now forever see Eridan as my best friend e/U/e It's also incredibly ironic her dad hates hipsters, she has a *coughSTUPIDcough* striped purple scarf and is obsessed with harry potter (she also owns a wand)... B) That's the biggest coincidence EVER.

We had this pissy argument and she randomly called me "Homestuck" instead of a "Home-wrecker" xD

AND I HAVE SEEU'S VOICE-BANK /for those of you who care about Vocaloid

I think I'm done talking now :I

Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ Hᴏᴍᴇsᴛᴜᴄᴋ

Don't forget to R&R

❤ ~~Cїйиaмїzzу~~ ❤

"HOOOOMMMMEEE~" That was the first thing I said when I burst into my humble-abode.

"Who get's so exciited when comiing home?" Sollux says with his very noticable lisp.

"I do. I've been working for the last seven hours! I'm hungry, tired and need help with my homework." I respond crashing myself and my back-pack unto the couch.

"Wooow. You're such a dumbass you can't even do your homework?" Karkat says while going to raid my fridge. If you ask me, He needs a nice slap in the face sometimes. Anyone agree?

I lift myself up and scowl. "For your information FUCKASS, I'm bad at math. You think it's so easy, why don't you do it?"

He looks in my direction, sipping on a Mountain Dew. "Fine. Bet I can do it with my eyes closed, asshole." "Fine just don't eat it." I chuck my pink notebook in his direction. Unfortunately, he catches it. "Why the fuck would I it?"

"Because your weird like that...actually eat it. So I can go up to the teacher and be all- Uhhh, may I be excused? My troll ate my homework."

"H-hey I'm not yours F-fuckass!" He stutters out.

Um, Karkat- I think your *tsundere is showing again. "You live in my house. I consider anything in my house my property. Therefore, until you can get back to Alternia- You and all the other trolls are mine. We're like each other's dirty socks. We all suck in our own little way- but in the end We fit each other Just right." Wow, I probably made NO sense at all did I?

"WHAT THE FUCK? That didn't even make any sense!"

"Exactly. Now go and prove to me your SOOO smart and do my math homework. In the mean time- I need to start on a stupid report due in two days for English class, and finish my Science home-work. I'll be in my room." "I don't care." He responds sitting down and starts on my homework in my pink notebook with a hello-kitty pencil.

Wow. That is TOO manly.

I sneak into the fridge and look for Gamzee's pie. I grab a knife and cut it into an ethel slice, than sit down on the counter top. "Score~ I got FREE PIE!" I stab my fork into it and then taste it. "THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!" I take another bite.

Why do I see rainbows?

Okay I think that's enough G-Pie.

Shaking my head, I stumble upstairs into my room and plop my body unto the bed. WHOAH! WHY IS THERE A NINJA IN MY BEDROOM! Oh look a unicorn~ TINKERBULL! You wanna play Monoply?

...

"Fuckass...wake up... Hey fuckass!"

"Five. More. Minutes."

"GOD DAMMIT!"

"Ow!" Did he just kick me?

"You're homework was too fucking hard. Sollux finished it for you instead."

I rub my head and remember I had given Karkat to eat my homework. It's all coming back to me now! "AHA! I told you I'm not retarded! 'TOOPID!" I shout back. Pfft. I knew he couldn't do it!

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

I yawn and look at half finished homework. Oh yeah! I did it in class! Silly me. Hm- Well, I don't think I can get points off for drooling on it right? Dammit, I still haven't done that essay. Wait was it for extra credit or did I seriously have do it? FUCK I can't remember... I don't remember what happened before I went to sleep either. Weird...

"Hello? Fuckass can you hear me?"

I shoot out of my daze "Eh what? Oh sorry. I zoned out. Anyway, I need to take a shower. Be right back."

"Hey anybody in there?" I knock.

No response, so I open the door and lock it once I'm inside. Like any normal person, I take off my clothes and get in the shower...and start singing while washing myself.

"JUST DANCE! GONNA BE OKAY~ DUH DUH M' DOO DOO~ JUST DANCE! TURN THAT RECORD BABY~ MY HONEY MY HONEY~ "

Yes, I'm singing Lady Gaga in the shower. Is it really THAT odd? NO! I bet you do too. Don't lie. Oh you REALLY You don't? Well you need to start doing so.

Did I hear the door just open?

"Hey sis, are you in here?"

"Yeah, what do you need gamz-" WAIT I LOCKED THE DOOR? HOW THE CRACKER-JACK DID HE GET HERE? Wait...I'm the shower HE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT.

"Hey wait! Wait are doing in here? G-Get out!"

"Why?"

"Because I-I'm taking a SHOWER! That's why!" I say peeping my head out the curtains. Somehow, I don't think it was the steam that was making my face red.

"Oh sweet, I need to take one too." He smiles and slips off his black shirt and takes off the belt of his pants casually. Oh my god HE'S DOING WHAT I THINK HE'S DOING.

"No, No, No, No, NOOOOO!" I yell as I cover my eyes with m hands. "P-Put everything b-back on before I have a heart-attack. You can take a shower once I-I'm done."

"M'kay."

As soon as he leaves, I shut the water off and get a towel. How can he just do that CASUALLY? I mean, I know all trolls are bi, but do they seriously not care about...stuff like what just happened?

….I'm probably not making anymore sense.

I wrap the towel around my top half and walk over to my room. Shutting the door- I drop my towel, put some underwear on like the average human, put on my Pikachu pajama shorts and domo-kun shirt then fall back into my bed.

"NYAAAAAA!"

"AHHH! OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WAS THE THAT?" I litterally flip off the bed

Nepeta crawls out from under the covers. "me-Ow...That hurt."

"Nepeta you scared THE FUDGE outta me! What were you doing under the covers? Where you there the whole time?" I say clenching my chest to prevent my heart from just jumping out. That bitch almost made me have a HEART-ATTACK! As if I didn't almost have one fine minutes before.

"I was playing hide-and-go-seek with Equis!" She says fixing her hat. "I wonder if he's still looking for me."

I glance at the clock, it's already 9:30? Dammit. I need to get to sleep, or else I don't get my eight hours. I look at her. Eh, She probably won't cause any trouble "Do you really wanna sleep her nep?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay. You can sleep at the end of the bed, like at my feet. Unless that's uncomfortable. Here's a blanket." I slip into bed and toss a pink blanket as her.

"No that's fine, I always sleep like that!" She curls up and wraps the blanket around her.

FUCK...she's like the adorable little sister I never had! MY PROTECTIVE BIG SISTER SENSES ARE TINGLING.

"Well, I'm just going to tell everyone good-night... I'll be back"

I bury my face into my pillow. Why was it thundering so loudly? Why at NIGHT of all times for it happen?

-CRASH-

Oh god...It struck a tree or something. This is BAAAAAAAAAD. What am I saying I'm just being a pussy.

-BOOM-

I bury myself in my blankets and pillows even deeper. If you had give anyone an award for being-so scared-of-thunder-she-wanted-to-fly-across-the-world-so-she-couldn't-hear-it award, I would definitely win it in a heart-beat.

BOOM CRASH-

Please make it stop...

CINNAMIZZY'S VOCABULARY! (sᴛᴀʀ ᴛᴇʀᴍs)

Tsᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴇ: ᴀ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇs ᴀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴏsᴛɪʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀʟʟʏ sʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴀʀᴍ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Tʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ sʟᴀɴɢ ɪs ᴅᴇʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍs , ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛ "Tsᴜɴ Tsᴜɴ", ᴀɴᴅ "Dᴇʀᴇ Dᴇʀᴇ" ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ 'ʟᴏᴠᴇʏ ᴅᴏᴠᴇʏ'

ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇɪᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ɪs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ/ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴᴇs

ᴀ/ɴ: ᴍᴡᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ~ Cʟɪғғ-ʜᴀɴɢᴇʀ! I ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ .ᴡ. Aɴʏᴡᴀʏ,ᴍɪᴅᴛᴇʀᴍs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ sᴏ I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜʀᴇ ɪғ I'ʟʟ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋs. I'ʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ!

I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ :)

Lᴏᴠᴇ, Cɪɴɴᴀᴍɪᴢᴢʏ