What?! Tsuna and Enma are popular at school!?
Chapter 2: Kyaa?! Fan girls?! Help!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. (Sorry if there are any wrong grammar, words, and spellings.) Let's thank Glassed Loner-san for helping me edit my story.
(BR/N: Glad to help, aedrian9-san. ^^)
General Warnings/genres: Bad languages, action, comedy, romance, school life, shoujo.
Author's Notes: Look at the warnings. Thanks for the reviews guys and now the winner in the options is *drumrolls* (Ops! There's a tie and I won't tell you guys what it is because that is a secret)! Hope you like it because I was laughing my ass off writing this chapter and making my parents say that I'm a psycho or I've been possessed by a ghost. Well, anyway just sit back and read it, love it, and enjoy it. And review please.
On the last chapter:
"Juudaime!" Gokudera said, as he gave a small smile to his boss. Tsuna nodded and walk in front of Gokudera, and then slide the door of his classroom; expecting to be insulted or be scolded by his classmates and homeroom teacher. But it didn't come.
He looked at his classmates, whose faces were shocked of his sudden entranced and was gaping at the sight of him. Soon the silence that came when he entered was broken by his new female homeroom teacher by asking him.
"Um, and who would you might be?" asked his new homeroom teacher; still recovering at his appearances and has a slight tinted red across her cheeks can be seen.
"Oh, sorry for barging in so suddenly…I'm…Sawada Tsunayoshi."
There was a dead silence in the classroom; then was interrupted by the students who suddenly shouted in unison.
"WHAT?"
Chapter 2: Kyaa?! Fan girls?! Help!
"WHAT?" the student shouted in unison; some even had a shock-looking face and some others were standing while another fell down from their seating, eyes went wide.
They were surprised at the sudden information that Sawada Tsunayoshi was now an ikemen (aka, a "very handsome man" or "hot guy"). Last time they saw him, Tsuna was a dame, no good or a failure; but now he looked…so…so…attractive and a handsome young man.
Soon Enma, Yamamoto, and Gokudera walked inside the classroom and stood beside Tsuna's side. As the four handsome young men gathered in front of the classroom; the girls in the class went into chaos. Girls were drooling and some are shouting making Tsuna and the other three, surprised and backed away.
"You, you with the silver hair and that sharp glare, you must be…GOKUDERA-KUN!"
"Kyaaaa! Y-you're so hot YAMAMOTO-KUN!"
"HEY! HEY! ...hot guy there with the crimson red hair! What's your name?"
Enma backed away and pointed at himself, the girl who asked him nodded and so did the some girls who wanted to know who he was, too.
"E-eto…E-Enma Kozato…" Enma somehow said it out loud and made a few stutters.
"EHHHHHH?" The entire students in the classroom shouted in disbelief again.
The loser-Enma also became an ikemen as well!?
The students were in a shock state where some were almost fainted in shock. The two last year's most loser and no-good at nothing became an ikemen in a short amount of time? Has the world coming to an end all ready?
All the student know that the two were gone at the last two weeks before summer because they thought that maybe the two already accepted that they were not in important at the graduation in middle school and decided not to show up already but now...what's this? The two losers that didn't come at the graduation were here; standing before them, looking hot, attractive and handsome.
"K-kya…" the girl in front of Tsuna managed to say.
""Kya"?" Tsuna, Enma and the two boys tilted their head making them more attractive and adorable.
And all Hell broke loose; the girls shouted and screamed at how handsome they were. They didn't care anymore if they were losers last year or not, they can't hold it anymore at how handsome they are and screamed louder this time when they all tilted they heads.
"KKKYYYYYAAAAAA!" the girls screamed at the top of their lungs and stood up from their seats and making their chairs fell to the floor, while the boys were putting their hands in their ear for cover at how loud the girls' screaming were making.
Soon the girls started attacking Tsuna and the others and started crowding them.
Gokudera was yelling at his Juudaime if he's okay, and then started scolding and shouting at the girls who're crowding around him. Yamamoto just tried to laugh but soon it was replace by fear as the girls started to swoon over; and while Tsuna and Enma was also trying to get away from the girls who crowded at them.
And these also made Tsuna wondered where Hibari were. He should have been here already if he could hear the noises from Tsuna classroom and started biting the students to death.
So where were Hibari anyway?
Hibari's Office
As soon as the girls started screaming in Tsuna's classroom; Hibari could hear them perfectly from his office. Soon he stood up from his seat and was about to walked out of his office when Reborn suddenly came out of nowhere and called Hibari.
"Ciaossu Hibari."
"Baby."
"Hibari, I have a favor to ask."
Hibari looked at the baby with a stern look and thought what was about it; but then decided to agree since this is rare for the baby to ask him a favor.
"...Hn."
Tsuna and co.
"Gyaaaahhh!" Tsuna and Enma screamed as the girls started stripping them.
"Juudaime; let's run away! These girls are starting to become wilder by the second!" Gokudera yelled to his Juudaime and this seemed to make Yamamoto and Enma to also start running away with Tsuna to get away from the pack of scary girls.
Hall way; Tsuna and co.
"Oi Tsuna! Got any plans to escape these girls?" Wow the baseball-star who always smiles and laughs in front of his fan girls back then is now running away from them?
"Y-Yamamoto? Why are you asking me this now?! This was the first time that girls are chasing me and Enma around!" Tsuna said in panic while running away from his–now new–fan girls behind their backs.
"Juudaime! I have a plan!"
"Eh? What is it Gokudera-kun?"
"Just let me blow them up, Juudaime!" Gokudera suggested as he held some dynamites in his hands.
"!"
"Wait Gokudera-kun you shouldn't! I don't want to make any damages at school! Or else Hibari will kill me and I don't want to hurt those girls!"
"U-uggh, hai' Juudaime…" Gokudera then put his dynamites away
"Ha~ if only Chrome or Mukuro were here; they could help us out by making illusion of ourselves…" Tsuna mumbled under his breath in annoyance and not even panting after a 30 minutes of running away from his and his friends' fan girls.
"Seems like you're having a hard time, huh Dame-Tsuna?" Reborn said and was now sitting on top of Tsuna's head; popping out of nowhere.
"REBORN!" Tsuna yelled. "Where have you been?"
"I just have something to work on. That's all."
"Eh?"
"..." Reborn didn't answer and turned his head; and saw the girls behind his students and smirked at this.
"Dame-Tsuna; I didn't think that you would be so popular by now. Even though you still have that dame side of yours."
"Eh? T-that not important now Reborn! Just help us get out of here!"
"Dame-Tsuna~ it's your responsibility to escape these girls not me; and I already trained you for this. And now you're asking for help? I guess I have to train you more."
"No thank you, I already have enough of your training. I might not even survive if I'll take another one again…"
"Kyaa! Wait Tsuna! Don't run~ PLEASE~" one girl shouted as she tried to keep track of him and the others.
"Enma, pleeaase~ don't leave us~" fan girl #2 squealed while blushing.
"Well then; good luck on escaping these fan girls of yours Dame-Tsuna; before it gets even bigger. And I have work to do, bye."
"Eh? What do you mean Reborn by them getting bigger?"
"Don't know." Reborn jumped out of Tsuna's head and disappeared making Tsuna cursed under his breath.
Other classrooms
While Tsuna and co. were running; the other classes were having their lessons.
"Okay class; so to use this formula you have to–"
"KYYYAAAAA!" some shouts and screams could be heard from the hallways; and these seemed to make the class started to wonder what was going on and decided to peek through the window.
The teachers; who had been teaching and been interrupted by the shouts, started to scold the students who were now standing and looking through the window. The teachers then decided to go outside to see what was going on.
Soon Tsuna and the co. passed through the other classrooms; and this startled the teachers and the students who were peeking through the window soon the fan girls who were chasing after them passed the students and teachers too; and leaving them looking shock and gaping.
The chaos was like a stampede of elephant, hippopotamus, horse or any animal alike; and just passed through in a light of speed, leaving several gaping people.
The other girls from another class; who just saw Tsuna and co., started drooling and decided to team up with the–already–chasing fan girls. But one thing they sure didn't know and that is, the brown hair and red hair guy where Tsuna and Enma; and leaving the boys and teachers; who some were sitting in the floor; looking at the girls leaving them behind gasping and gaping like a fish that came out from the water.
And soon the other girls from different classrooms also started to go with the chaos and chase after them. Even gays in different classes teamed up with the fan girls too.
Tsuna and co.
"Tsuna-kun, it seems like the girls started getting bigger and bigger…" Enma finally spoke when he couldn't take it anymore.
"Hm…I think so too…" Tsuna nodded in agreement.
"I think we have no choice but to hide Tsuna." Yamamoto suggested.
"I think I have to agree with the baseball freak this time; Juudaime. Those annoying fan girls won't give up."
"I think Yamamoto's plan was good; but we can't even lose track of them." Enma said
"I know. We just have to separate. Yamamoto and Gokudera please go in a different direction from us and hide if you can; while I and Enma do the same thing too."
"Eh?! But Juudaime! Why do I have to be with the baseball freak?!"
"Enma still don't know some part of the school; and I think you know what to do already Gokudera. So I'm counting on you."
"I-if that's Juudaime's decision…"
"Uwah, he looked a bit forced…" Tsuna thought and his mouth twitched at this.
"Okay then! See you later Tsuna!" Yamamoto waved.
"Hm; see you." Tsuna nodded as he and Enma headed to an opposite direction of Yamamoto and Gokudera were heading.
Gokudera and Yamamoto
"Gokudera-kuun~ wait up~"
"Kyaa! You're so cute Takeshi-sama! Let me pinch you to death!" the fan girls screamed in delight.
"Geh!?" Yamamoto said as he ran faster with Gokudera.
"Ha! That's what you get for being so cheery cheerful baseball idiot! Hahaha!" Gokudera laughed and started cooing while running; making Yamamoto sweat-dropped at the other's action.
"Look Yamamoto-sama! They're waiting for your kisses chu, chu, chu!" Gokudera said as he acted like a girl; swinging his hips and put his lips like he was ready for a kiss.
"A-ahahaha…" Yamamoto just laughed it off; and more sweat-dropped appeared on his head.
"Oh my gosh! Gokudera-sama! You're so cute when you do that, pleaseeee~ do that to me, kiss me ba~be~" one gay said and stretched her arms and readying her lips for a kiss like what Gokudera did.
"GAAAAAHHHHHH!" Gokudera screamed, hands swaying at the air and ran right pass through Yamamoto.
"Pfft–! Ah-o-oi Gokudera! Wait for me!"
Tsuna and Enma at the courtyard
"Ah, the boys were running away and separated! Damn, they're so cute that I want to ravish all of them!" one gay shouted and squealed in delight.
'Shut up homo! I don't to be ravished by you and take my virginity! THE FUCK! I don't even want to see your face drooling over me and that snot spilling on your stupid nose!' Tsuna and Enma thought.
As soon as Gokudera and Yamamoto separated themselves from Tsuna and Enma; the fan girls also separated their group into two groups. The first group followed Yamamoto and Gokudera while the last one followed Tsuna and Enma.
And now the two were on top of a tree in the courtyard; hiding from the ravish attempts of the rabid fan girls they have.
"...Enma... are you...okay?" Tsuna asked between his panting after two whole hours of running and escaping from the scaring fan girls.
"Yeah, didn't know fan girls could be this scary." Enma shuddered at the thought of the word "fan girls".
"Yeah; if only I knew this would happen; I would rather be dame than this." Tsuna nodded; agreeing with Enma's statement.
I mean–look at the girls' hungry–and lustful–expression when some were searching below the tree the two teens were hiding.
"Ahh~ where are they?" one girl sighed.
"Yo~ ho~ where are you handsome boys?" one of the gays called.
Enma looked at Tsuna; who were also looking at him. Both were wearing a serious expression.
Then suddenly a "pfft" sound could be heard from the two.
Both soon were gone into a pit of laughter; making them both hold their stomach in laughing. And soon they regretted on what they just did; not even considering the consequences of their actions.
"Ahh! I found them!" one girl pointed them at the tree where they were hiding.
"There they are!" then some of the girls tried to shook the tree; some even trying so hard to climbed and made the two teens sweat-dropped at them.
How persistent the fan girls they were.
Soon some girls where at the top of where they were making two to jump off of the tree and making the girls squealed in delight as they landed at the ground, ready for another game tag again with our two handsome guys.
Oh~ how they wish the day should end already if this will continue from now on and maybe they would prefer to be bitten to death by Hibari all day long or go on a sparring with Reborn or Hibari if this will be from now on until their next school year and just be in the hospital on their house if possible.
And where were Hibari again? Where is our handsome disciplinary committee chairman?
Hibari's office
Inside of our handsome chairman's office; there, Hibari was standing at one of his office windows; staring at the clouds.
"Baby;" Hibari muttered; then looked at some documents given by the baby in his office table and smirked at something; as he stared outside–again–of his window and saw Tsuna and Enma running away from some girls.
"Omnivores," he mumbled and his smirk grew wider; making his stoic face becoming more stoic than ever, and more handsome and sexier. (A/N: I want to melt like a chocolate because of your handsome face, Hibari~ okay~ that's just a joke.)
And now he had to go outside to "bite" those herbivores for disturbing his precious Namimori High's peace.
"I'll bite those herbivores." Hibari smirked again as he walked in the hall way of his precious Namimori school, making him more and more damn sexy than a boy celebrity and making the girls, gays and some boys in the hallway blushed and spurt bloods at their noses (nosebleed) and started to hyper vitiate and started kneeling and some boys holding their 'you know what' (their papas') and the girls were holding their chest and started fainting with the other boys, at how handsome Hibari look like is when he smirked.
Damn! He was already the most powerful or most skilled in their family and now this? He was still the most numbered one in the family for being the sexiest and handsomest.
Tsuna and co
"Tsuna, what should we do now?" Enma shouted; starting get panicked
"Enma calm down; we can lose them again." Tsuna assured his best friend.
"Tsunayoshi-sama~ please stop running and let me just hug or kiss you~" one of his female classmate yelled; "in the lips of course~"
'Hiee!' Tsuna panicked in his mind; not wanting to stop of course. Why the Hell would they; when their innocence and virginity is at stake.
"Ehh?! That was Tsuna?" Some girls from different classes asked and had shocked expressions on their faces; and this seemed to stop the fan girls and Tsuna and Enma.
The two latter teens' classmates then nodded.
"If you mean Tsuna then that means that he's that Dame-Tsuna?" Again Tsuna's classmate nodded.
"And that's means the one he's with then is loser Enma?" asked the girls from different classes again; and this time some of the girls almost fainted but attempt not to.
And the female classmates of Tsuna and Enma nodded in sync again.
"We-" the girls from the different classes mumbled, faces where shadowed by their bangs or hair, hands were in fists.
"We?" our two handsome men repeated at the same time.
"WE DON'T CARE ANYMORE IF YOU WE LOSER, DAME OR NOT. WE ONLY WANT TO KISS YOU GUYS. MAMMAMIA~ HERE WE COME!" the girls shouted in sync again, starting to charge at them again.
The two looked at each other.
"So, Tsuna "don't panic". Yeah, I'm with you. I will not leave you even if we die here." Enma said; while patting Tsuna's shoulder.
"Yeah…let's…not p-panic…" Tsuna inhaled and exhaled deeply.
"ARE YOU NUTS!? RUN!" Tsuna shouted, starting to panic. And so did our two handsome guys started to run around the school.
But luckily; they bumped into Yamamoto, Gokudera, and Hibari…? The two stop at their tracks looking shocked because of two reasons:
One – Yamamoto and Gokudera; who were walking behind Hibari, looked like they'd been bombed as because their clothes where torn in some places and some of them have injuries and dirt in their faces. Some places in their faces have some lipstick of lips and they smelled like they wore different perfumes smells.
But the most shocking reason is two – that Hibari was leading and protecting them and he doesn't looked like he would bite them to death instead he was just walking and letting the two walked behind him and was turning his head left to right scanning the area.
What the Hell just happened? Had the apocalypse coming already?
"Ah! Juudaime!" Gokudera waved when he saw his tenth.
"Yo Tsuna, Enma!" Yamamoto greeted with a cheerful smiled and this seemed to make the two ease a bit.
"Herbivores." growled Hibari; started walking straight at Tsuna and Enma; making the two tensed up and waited for the "biting to death" part from the former. But no!
Hibari just walked pass through them, and headed straight to the crowding female and homo (gays) herbivores and threatened.
"Those who are making a disturbance in Namimori;" Hibari brought out his tonfas to view, "I'll will bite you to death."
And this seem to worked on them, as they all ran away and straightly headed to their own respective classes, then Hibari turned to them.
"You two omnivores; annoying herbivores;" Hibari started, "when are you going to start walking to your classes. It's already your third class, P.E." the prefect stared at them
"Eh?" Tsuna said.
"Omnivore, don't even act like an herbivore in front of me; it make me wants to bite you to death."
"H-hai!" Tsuna replied quickly not wanting to be bitten to death.
"A-ano, Hibari-san…" Tsuna called as Hibari started to walk away but stopped his tracks when the omnivore called him, and turned to face him.
"A-arigato Hibari-san…"
"...hn." Hibari answered and walked away but again stopped his tracks and said, "Sawada Tsunayoshi and you three idiots there; call your friends and go to the reserved room near to my office and the baby will be waiting for you in there at lunch." Whoa! Did our Hibari just now really just talked that long? Making the four shocked; but nodded.
And Hibari was now nowhere to be seen.
Tsuna then sighed heavily
"What is it Juudaime? Are you okay? Are you injured? Is there some part of your body hurt?" Gokudera asked quickly and looked over at his tenth boss body carefully.
"I'm okay Gokudera-kun. Just, I have a bad feeling about us going to our next lessons." Tsuna said as he sighed again.
"Ahaha; what was it again? Our next class?" asked Yamamoto and scratched his head.
"P.E.;" Tsuna said in a low tone. "As in, it's a swimming lesson today." He sighed.
Yamamoto tilted his head, "…why are you sighing Tsu- Ah-Oh!"
Finished
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(BR/N: I'm sorry if there're any mistakes, minna-san. ^^;)