71. Erik may not have the outside of his nose, but he has the inside.
72. Don't cover the lair in flowers, Erik has allergies.
73. Don't watch Erik sleep. It is creepier then him.
74. Don't copy everything is says.
75. If he somehow manages to get Christine to come back to him, do not stay any longer than it does to pack up, then go home.
76. Asking Erik to sing for you is a good idea, unless you want him to sing a duet with his cat.
77. I really shouldn't tell Ayesha about my dog being a corn dog for eating corn. Cats don't laugh they hiss.
78. I must not lose my train of thought when talking to him.
79. Erik don't like bad grammar.
80. Forcing Erik to go to Raoul and Christine's wedding will end in a man slaughter.