[A/N: Okay, I knew I said I wouldn't be updating until Sept. 25, but well I am now. I'm in the school library again. Yay. Here you go.]
Disclaimer: I. DON'T OWN. HEY ARNOLD!. OR. ANY. OF. THE. STUPIDDDD. CHARACTERS.
Stupid Books
"Where does this book go?" asked Helga. She and Rhonda and Sid were shelving books in the library. "I don't know. DUH. The AUTHOR'S NAME IS BARTLETT. It goes in the STUPID B SECTION." said Rhonda. She pushed the book cart over to the B section, where Sid was, and then she let go of the cart and it started going along by itself and hit Sid in the butt.
"OWWWWW YOU BEEEP!" yelled Sid. He grabbed ten books and threw them at Rhonda. Rhonda fell on the floor. She got bruised all over herself. She picked up the cart by the back of it and then sent it hurdling towards Sid. Sid got hit and fell on the floor.
Sid got up, limping, and ran up the stairs to the top floor section of the library. He grabbed the HUGE GINORMOUS fat dictionary and threw it at Helga on accident. "Sorry, you just look so much like Rhonda." he said. "I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT BEEPIN LITTLE FAT PRINCESS!"said Helga. She broke her leg and then called the cops on Sid. The end.
[A/N: Made this up on the spot. lol. Review! Remember, it's SUPPOSED TO BE CRAZY!]