So… Before you kill me let me explain.. I can't even begin to apologize for what I did… Things just got crazy with school, soccer, vacation, mission trip, and hundreds more things. I hope you all can relate.. But I swear I will finish this story! Hopefully before I go back to school!

But any How to Train Your Dragon Fans out there!? I loved HTTYD2! It was so good! I love Valka/Stoick! Such a sad ending though.. Also the Fault in Our Stars! Great but sad..

So here comes everyone's favorite! Barney!


Half of the first years had already been sorted before Barney was called. He was checking out these two blondes at the Ravenclaw table when he heard his name.

"Stinson, Barney!" Professor McGonagall read off her list.

He gestured for them to send him an owl which earned him an eye roll. He casually walked up to the stool like he was the king of New York City. He fixed Christoper, his new suit that he got for today, then sat down. He gave a quick smile to his friends while waiting for the hat to speak.

He was a mudblood, so he didn't have to worry about getting into a certain house or bringing honor to his family. His mom was proud of him no matter what house he would end up in.

"Barney." The hat stated. "You have a heart that is loyal to your best friends. You know how to find the way to beat the system..."

The hat went on to say more but Barney spaced out which resulted him looking at Robin. She was for sure his best friend- that was a girl. He smiled at her and started to mimic the hat. She giggled quietly. He loved it when she laughed. It made her seem so carefree.

"Stop impersonating me you little troll! Go join your fellow pranksters in Slytherin!" The hat shouted.

He laughed and went to high five Ted, Robin, and Tracy before joining his new family. He instantly started putting his playbook to use on the girls.


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Stinson out! :D