Tight substance hugging me..
Can't breathe..
"NUUUUUUU! SEENNNNPPAAII! WAKE UP! DON'T DIE ON ME!"
Yelling in background..
Odd substance removes itself from me.
Regains ability to breathe.
"NNOOOO! I HAVE TO STAY BY SENPAI'S SIDE SO HE'LL WAKE UP!"
Stay near me and I will die.
"Look kid, if you hug him like that you'll suffocate him."
"..What does suffocate mean?"
Idiot..
"..You are making it hard for him to breathe which may cause him to die. Do you understand that?"
"NNOOO! I DON'T WANT SENPAI TO DIE! I PROMISE I WON'T HUG SENPAI LIKE THAT AGAIN!"
Good.
"Good boy.. But, just in case, try not to touch him in any way."
"YES MA'AM!"
Damn his voice is loud.
"..Senpai.." Poke. Poke. "Can you hear me?" Poke.
Stop poking me you insufferable idiot! Of course I can!
Poke. "Why aren't you waking up senpai?" Poke.
Didn't that person tell you not to f***ing touch me?
"Senpai?" Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke..
You really are much too annoying..
"You're still alive right?" Poke.
I'd rather be dead than around you.
*gasp* "SENPAI'S DEAD!"
Why am I 'friends' with this idiot?
Commotion in background.. followed by what feels like a giant stampede..
"What the f*** Tobi! He's not f***ing dead!"
"You're such an idiot, Tobi."
"Tobi is a bad boy. Don't make us worry like that."
"BUT WHY ISN'T HE WAKING UP!? HE HAS TO BE DEAD!"
"Tobi.. he's not dead, he's in a coma. Which means he's going to be asleep for a long time."
"BUT..!
"Get the dumba** out of here. He's too stupid to understand."
"Come on Tobi.. You can be an idiot somewhere else."
"BUT SENPAI NEEDS ME!"
"Tobi, shush. Follow me, like a good boy."
"BUT..!"
"Oh mah Jashin, Tobi, stop talking about butts and get the f*** out!"
"Bu..!"
"He's right Tobi, stop talking about butts."
Mumble.. "But I wasn't talking about butts though.."
Footsteps..
"Finally, the f***ing idiot's gone!"
Is he really gone?
"Well, looks like it's just you and me blondie."
..Are you annoying too?
"If you can hear.. Prepare to get annoyed!"
Surely you can't be more annoying than the idiot and the shark.. right?