Hello everyone, I'm back with a new chapter. This is where my villain comes in. I hope you guys are ok with the name for the bad guy. I couldn't think of anything else. Any way, here is my new chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter 4: Darkrogue Rising
Back at the site of the Equinox Festival, Sinister Darkrogue was observing the preperations. While he was gazing, imagining the town engulfed in flames, the sky black, and a throne in town square atop a pile of bones, Lieutenant Rienardt came up from behind with a look of concern on his green face. "Boss, those two idiots, Franco and Lloyd, found some kid and the Multi-bear conversing with a sasquatch. It would seem that he is trying to get there help on something." he said. Darkrogue frowned, having his suspicions that if the boy were to find out, he would recruit the noble creatures to help him free Gravity Falls. He could not have this. He has waited too long to be defeated by a child.
"This is not going to do Rienhardt. I will have to cut their last moments of freedom short. We move forward now." Darkrogue said. "As for the boy, call the deadliest, most ruthless mercenary you can. Give him some orcs in case he runs into the sasquatches."
"Yes sir." Rienhardt said. "And I think I know just the man for the job." With that the, orc Lieutenant left to call a certain mercenary.
The Festival was almost ready. The decorations were up, The food booths were stocked, and the games were rigged and ready to scam the masses. walking through the streets, a cloaked figure placed a soap box in the middle of town. He stepped on and began to speak, "Attention people of Gravity Falls, I have an announcement to make." All of the people turned to look at the stranger, "A new era is coming to light. And I'm speaking metaphorically, of course." Just then someone speaks up,
"Hey everyone, look. It's someone weirder than Mabel and her friends." Pacifica Northwest blurted out, not knowing what she was doing. The whole town, minus Mabel, Candy, and Grenda, burst out laughing.
Then, one of the police officers, sheriff Blubs, decided to add his own ignorant comment, "I guess we got a new city boy in town." The crowd began laughing again. The stranger began to grow tired of their ignorance and decided to show them just who they were dealing with. He turned around to the lines of parked cars in one street. this street was actually used as a parking zone. He rose his hand and a telekinetic blast launched the whole line of cars through the air. After the stunt, the crowed had silenced just as suddenly as it had began. The figure turned back to the crowed and removed his cloak, revealing himself to have been wearing armor underneath. He gazed out at the frightened crowed and resumed his speech,
"As I was saying, before I was so rudely interupted, a new era is coming into light. An era of darkness. And I, Sinister Darkrogue, will be your new king. Everyone was flabbergasted as orcs on motorcycles began to flood into the town square, capturing everyone and throwing them into the backs of police vans.
Mabel ran to Darkrogue and confronted him, "You'll never get away with this. My brother will stop you."
"Hey, that's the kid we warned the boss about, Franco. Let's get him!" said one of the orcs, who were spying on Dipper earlier.
The one orc, named Franco, pulled his cohort back to his side, "That's not him, pinhead! That is clearly his twin sister. I would like to apologize for Lloyd, as you can see, sir, he is an idiot." Their master only gestured to Franco to capture Mabel. Darkrogue kneels down to look her in the eye,
"Don't worry child, we already have something planned for your brother. Why, we already sent for someone to play with him." Mabel gasped and quickly tried to break free to tear this evil man, limb from some useless kicking and shouting, Franco finally got her to calm down when Darkrogue knelt down to view her again, "Oh, don't worry child, you will still get something special during the Summer Equinox. Afront row seat to my rise as the dark king of this entire world."
"And let me guess, you want me to be your queen, right?" Mabel cut him off. Darkrogue quickly stood back up,
"Is she serious? Are you serious? No I don't want you as my queen, what is wrong with you." Mabel looked offended.
"What's wrong with marrying me?" She asked in a slightly irratated tone.
"Well, it's because your twelve and I'm like seven-teen. That is a pretty big age difference there. I mean, if you were a little older, that might have been the case, but..." Darkrogue was quickly interupted by Lieutenant Rienhardt,
"Are we really doing this sir?" He asked, irratation all over his face.
"Right, sorry. Take her away." Said Darkrogue. After Mabel was gone, his face soon grew serious. "Soon, the ritual will be complete, and I will rule this world in darkness! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ACK! Bug! That was a bug. I swallowed a bug. Reinhardt, could you get me some water?" He said as his second in command ran to ge some water.
Later that day, at the orc controlled Mystery Shack...
"Sir, the Mercenary you asked for is here. Shall I send him in?"An orc asked. Darkrogue was sitting in, what used to be, Stan's office with Reinhardt by his side.
"Yes. Send him in." Sinister said (From now on, I'm just gonna call him Sinister). The orc went back outside and a few seconds later, a man in a black and red, skin tight, body suit emerged into the room. He had two katanas on his back, two laser guns on both sides of his waist, and a utility belt. He seemed to be insane because he just jumped onto the couch, not worried that an extremely powerful being was sitting only a few feet away. Sinister liked that. The strange and insane mercenary began to speak.
"So, the ugly duckling over their said you would make it worth my while. What do you have in mind?" The mercenary asked.
"$150,000 in cash and a territory in my kingdom. And you get it all just by eliminating one child." Said Sinister, a hideous smile spread across his face. "How's that for a bargain, Mr. Wilson?"
"That is such a swellegent offer sir! Oh and Mr. Wilson was my father. Call me Deadpool (That's right kids! Deadpool is in the house. And because I'm trying to keep this safe for everyone to read, this version is the one from Ultimate Spider-Man voiced by Will Friedle). "Oh, can I get a puppy dog and a moped too?"
"If you succeed, I'll give you Canada too. I just want you to... unalive the boy. Take a group of orcs with you, in case you run into some problems." Sinister said. "And quite harshly too." (You didn't think I would add Deadpool and not have him completely demolish the fourth wall right?) Sinister, then sent his mercenary away and grind, fiendishly at his plans going smoothly. Little did he know that a certain Korean girl was listening from the window after escaping from the orcs. "I have to find Dipper before that mercenary does." Said Candy, as she took off in a run toward the forest. (That's right! CanDip b******!)
There's chapter 4 for ya. I hope you liked it. And remember, The force is with you. Star wars reference! I own nothing! If I did, I wouldn't be on FanFiction, no offense to anyone. Anyway, I hope you liked it and Bill Ci[her will be reappearing in the next chapter. This is the Real Cupid, signing off.