Total Drama World Detour Episode 4:
Chris begins the introduction from the cockpit, as usual:
"Last time on Total Drama World Detour, the contestants had their athletic abilities tested, Ancient Roman style. There were a few bumps and bruises in the chariot race, and a lot of bruises in the gladiator tournament. Jo used her brutal strength to win the challenge for the Queen Bees, while Sky got revenge on Izzy, sending Team Explosivo to the voting room. In the end, everyone's favorite jolly fat guy, Owen, got the boot due to his fighting skills, or lack thereof. Nineteen remain, who will be booted next? Find out on this episode of Total, Drama, World Detour!"
Intro Plays
"So this is what first class is like," said Harold in wonder.
"We'd have been in first class four seasons ago if it wasn't for your lame commercial ideas," Leshawna responded.
"My commercial ideas are epic!" Harold responded.
"Lame product, lame commercial," said Shawn.
"How would you know what Chef Hatchet's Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails taste like?" asked Harold.
"My team won it was a reward last season, tastes horrible," said Shawn.
"Well good thing we don't have to eat that stuff now!" said Jasmine.
In loser class:
"What is this stuff!" Scott yelled.
"They are my famous Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!" said Chef, "bon appetit."
"I remember this stuff!" said Bridgette. "It was horrible, but not as bad as that commercial we did."
"Ooh yeah you guys were terrible ha ha!" said Izzy.
"You guys are lucky that you get to try my amazing food. It was supposed to go to the winners, but Chris said I had to give it to the losers," said Chef.
"Tell Chris that the winners would like all the fish tails on this plane!" said Scott.
"I spend my time making these yummy fish tails, no gratitude!"
"Maybe if you spent less time complaining about how no one likes your slop you'd find the time to learn how to make real food," said Scott.
Chef's face turned an angry red.
Confessional Scott: "We've all had experiences with Chef's cooking, he needs to learn how to cook actual food."
End Confessional
"I'll show you who can cook!" Chef screamed as he walked away.
"Do you think he can actually cook?" asked Dawn.
"Nope," said Izzy.
Izzy just finished saying that when a bunch of mist clouds floated from the air vents to the loser class.
"Oh my God, what is that?" Scott asked as he and everyone else started to cough on the mist.
In middle class:
Anne Maria was spraying her hair with her hairspray.
"Could you do that somewhere else please?" asked Dave.
"There's nowhere else to go," said Anne Maria.
"Come on, we're all dying in here!" said Dave.
"Well I'm not dying."
Confessional Anne Maria: "What? I cannot be seen on TV with bad hair, I'd give myself a bad reputation where I come from."
End Confessional
"I think I'm gonna faint," said Geoff.
"No way man, if I'm not fainting, then you're definitely not fainting," said DJ.
Geoff fainted.
"What's with everyone and fainting lately?" Mike asked.
"Attention contestants, prepare for arrival in our next destination, and get ready for a chill day!" said Chris over, you guessed it, a loudspeaker.
"Why do I get the feeling that this won't be a chill day?" asked Dave.
Everyone continued to cough.
Outside the plane: Everyone was shivering in his or her clothes. Snow was falling so thick that it was barely possible to see. Several feet of snow lied on the ground.
"Where's Chris?" asked Shawn.
"Right here dude!" said Chris from a TV screen.
"Why aren't you here in person?" asked Sky.
"Are you kidding? It's freezing out there!" Chris replied. "Anyway, we promised our viewers that this World Tour would visit all seven continents, which wouldn't be complete without Antarctica!"
"Stupid viewers," Scott muttered.
"Today's challenge is simple," Chris continued. "You guys will be building replicas of Santa's Sleigh!" Two team members will build the sleigh with the provided tools, while the others will go collect the animals who will pull the sleigh."
"I though Santa lived in the North Pole," said Mike.
"Yeah, well we decided to change it up a bit," said Chris. "Because reindeer do not live in Antarctica, you guys will be using penguins to pull your sleighs. Team Olympic, you guys will send three people to build the sleigh. First team to complete their sleigh will receive an advantage in the next part of the challenge. You may begin!"
TEAM HEATHER
"So who knows how to build stuff?" Jo asked.
"I build a few things in Australia," said Jasmine.
"I can totally build a wicked sleigh!" said Harold.
"Okay, Jasmine and Harold will build while Shawn, Jo, Brick, and I will gather penguins," said Leshawna.
"I think I should build. I'm not the best with animals," said Jo.
"I am good with animals….okay fine, Jo and I will switch spots," said Jasmine.
"Okay guys let's move it!" said Leshawna
TEAM PAHKITEW
"I'm gonna hunt me down some penguin!" said Izzy.
"I'll head with her, I love animals!" said Bridgette.
"Dawn should probably head out as well, with her vast knowledge on animal whispering," said Ella.
"I'll go too," said Sugar, "penguins shouldn't be that different from chickens!"
"But I though maybe I should go because all animals love the sound of my voice," said Ella.
"You're gonna build and that's final!" yelled Sugar.
"Okay, Sugar," said Ella sadly.
Confessional Ella: "Sugar is really nice! She gives me tons of great advice all the time!"
Confessional Sugar: "Dang that Ella! Always trying to take my job away from me!"
End Confessionals
TEAM OLYMPIC
"I think I'll go chase down the animals, I'm fast. Not that penguins are speedy animals anyway," said Sky.
"Yeah, I think I'll go too," said DJ.
"No way dude!" said Geoff. "With that curse you have, you'll never catch any penguins!"
"I told you, I took care of the curse," DJ responded, holding his amulet. "And now it's time to prove that this actually works."
"Whatever dude, just looking out for the team."
"I'm gonna stay and build, I have a bad experience with animals," said Dave.
Confessional Dave: "But you guys have had much worse!"
"Alright man, I'll stay with you," said Geoff.
"So that's two builders and two hunters," said Mike, "we need one more builder."
"Okay fine! I'll do it!" Anne Maria yelled, as if she was forced to do something she didn't want to do.
Confessional Mike: "Did I say something rude?"
End Confessional
"So Mike and I will go hunting together!" said Zoey joyfully.
"Alright guys, you can start when you're ready!" Chris said over another loudspeaker.
"Come on guys, we need to hurry!" said Sky.
TEAM PAHKITEW
"Here penguin, here penguin!" Bridgette was saying.
Confessional Dawn: "She doesn't think she's actually communicating with penguins does she? Because her grammar is all incorrect!"
End Confessional
"I see one!" Izzy yelled. "Come back here you scurvy penguin!" She ran off into the distance.
"But there was nothing even there!" Dawn complained.
"Izzy sometimes sees what she wants to see," said Bridgette.
"Well if she doesn't start seeing what she should be seeing, I'm gonna kick her but into next Tuesday!" Sugar declared.
Confessional Dawn: "How does she expect to catch anything with that loud, obnoxious voice of hers?"
"Okay people, just let me handle it," Dawn said as she got into a meditating position.
She sat like that for ten full minutes before:
"Oh my gosh! They're comin'!" Sugar yelled.
Fifteen penguins came waddling over to Dawn.
"Now that's how it's done!" said Dawn.
"But….you didn't even say anything," said Bridgette.
"Yes I did, weren't you listening?" said Dawn as the penguins began to climb on to her. "Whatever, let's just get these back to the others.
Further away:
"Get back here you! I will get you eventually! You can run but you can't hide!" Izzy screamed as she continued to chase the penguin that wasn't even there.
TEAM OLYMPIC
"Where does this piece go?" Geoff asked.
"Right there! It's not that hard," Dave replied.
Confessional Dave: "It may not seem apparent, but I actually have some brains. Other though, have an empty hole with dust mites floating around."
End Confessional
"I have no idea what I'm doing here," said Geoff.
"Didn't you build a hot tub in season one?" asked Dave.
"Did you see it? It was horrible, and all because of that stupid duck."
"The duck that didn't stay dead?"
"Yeah dude, really weird!"
"Well this is Antarctica! So the duck isn't here! Start working!"
"Okay, sheesh."
Confessional Geoff: "These newer cast members really need to learn how to chill."
End Confessional
TEAM HEATHER
"I found one!" Shawn exclaimed.
"Me too!" Jasmine answered.
"Good work guys!" Leshawna said. "Head back to the others, Brick and I will be right behind you."
"Okay," said Jasmine. "Let's move!"
TEAM PAHKITEW
"And we are here!" said Bridgette, who strolled towards Scott and Ella with Dawn and Sugar trailing her.
"You guys got all four penguins!" Ella exclaimed.
"Not so fast my explosive friends!" Chris said from his TV.
"What do you mean?" Scott asked.
"The rules stated that each of you had to get one penguin. But Dawn got all four penguins for you guys, so Bridgette, Sugar and Izzy need to head back out there and get more penguins."
"Oh darnit!" Sugar yelled.
"I would head out if I were you guys," Chris said.
Bridgette and Sugar were about to head back out when Izzy appeared out of nowhere chasing five penguins.
"Get back here!" she yelled.
Bridgette and Sugar ran up, grabbed a penguin each, and brought them to the now completed sleigh.
"That's three penguins for Team Pahkitew," said Chris.
"Come on Izzy!" Bridgette yelled.
Izzy chased the penguins around until she finally caught one.
"Yes!" she yelled.
Confessional Bridgette: "Who's ever heard of 'Izzy to the rescue!'"
"And Team Pahkitew wins part one of the challenge!"
"Oh come on!" said Jasmine who showed up with Shawn.
"Yep. You guys are too late!" Chris announced.
"Where's our team?" Dave asked from his sleigh, which was complete.
"Over here!" DJ yelled, chasing a penguin. "Get back here fluffy penguin!"
DJ chased the penguin around his sleigh. He dives for it…and ends up smacking it across the area, right into the plane.
"No!" DJ yelled like he just hit himself.
"You just made a bad mistake, DJ!" Dawn yelled. "Penguins, assemble!"
The penguins formed ranks behind Dawn like an army.
"What's going on?" DJ stammered.
"Penguins, charge!" Dawn yelled.
The penguins all ran at impossible speed towards DJ
"Ah!" DJ screamed as he got tackled by twenty penguins. "This is impossible!"
Confessional DJ: "That Dawn girl, she's all kinds of freaky!"
End Confessional
"Now I'll be honest with you guys, that was really boring to watch," Chris was telling the contestants. "Not much arguing or pain, it was way too normal. So for the second part of the challenge, we're going to have you race these sleighs that you built."
Confessional Harold: "That would be suicide! There's no way I'm doing that!"
End Confessional
"Each team member must be in the sleigh. One team member drives. The rest each have to drop one present off in the chimney with your team's logo on it. If you don't manage to complete this task, you'll do the course over again until you do it. First team to finish wins invincibility."
"That's not fair, we have an extra player!" Sky complained.
"One person on Team Heather will deliver two presents. Team Pahkitew will have one less present to deliver, an advantage for winning part one of the challenge," Chris replied.
"How are penguins supposed to pull these heavy sleighs?" Mike asked.
"Did you see what they did to me man?" DJ asked. "They ripped me apart. I think they'll handle these sleighs."
"And last but not least," Chris continued, "today's cameo: Alejandro! He really liked bragging about how his 'Latino blood' prevented him from being cold in Yukon, so we thought we'd see how he handled the South Pole."
"Where is he?" asked Leshawna.
"Over here," Alejandro answered from a little far away. He was literally blue, and shivering so hard his teeth were chattering. "Can I please have a jacket or something?" Alejandro begged.
"Nope," Chris replied, "you have your Latino blood to keep you warm."
Confessional Leshawna: "Serves him right, that slimy little snake deserves to freeze like he's never froze before!"
End Confessional
"So now that all the boring things are out of the way, let's get into detail on the wonderful traps that you will encounter….wait, hold on I got to take this," Chris said as he opened his phone. "Yeah…..okay…..well then just go!"
"You heard him, let's go!" Jasmine yelled as the teams went to their sleighs.
"I'm driving," Jo said. "No questions."
"I want to drive!" Izzy yelled like a kid who wanted a piece of candy.
"Okay," said Bridgette, "for your help with the penguins."
"Dudes, I have to drive this baby," Geoff said.
"Whatever," Dave replied.
The teams started racing down the course.
"Okay….bye," Chris said. He looked around. "Where'd everyone go?" he asked.
"Looks like they don't think that much of you," Alejandro commented from where he sat.
Chris kicked snow in his face.
Meanwhile:
"Let's go baby, it's back to first class for us!" Leshawna said.
"I see a chimney!" Jasmine exclaimed.
"I got this!" said Harold as he threw a present…that landed inside Team Olympic's sleigh. A bunch of green goo burst from the box, right into Geoff's eyes.
"Ah, I can't see!" Geoff yelled as his sleigh began to swerve.
Confessional Shawn: "Well he didn't get it in the chimney but at least it was some use to us."
End Confessional
"Here goes nothing!" Sky yelled as she threw a present towards a chimney. Her aim was flawless.
"That's one present for Team Olympic," Chris announced.
"How does he—you know what? I'm not going to even try to explain him anymore," Scott declared.
"Stop making declarations and throw your presents already!" Sugar yelled.
"Wow! You actually used full words in your sentence!" Scott retorted.
"You did not just say that to me!" Sugar yelled as she jumped on Scott and the two started to brawl.
"Hey! Driving through this traffic is hard enough without you two fighting!" Izzy yelled.
"Yes mom," Scott said. He threw a present into an approaching chimney.
"One present for Team Pahkitew," Chris announced. "They only need four more to complete the course."
"Come on guys, start throwing some presents!" Jo said angrily.
"Easier said than done," Harold said.
"Watch and learn my friend," said Brick as he tossed a present into a chimney with perfect accuracy.
Confessional Harold: "He just doesn't understand that certain people's athletic abilities are very, very, limited."
End Confessional
A gun popped out of the ground and shot snow in Geoff's face.
"You've got to be kidding me!" he yelled as he was blinded, again.
"I'll direct you!" Zoey said. "Left. Right. Right…."
"Good work Zoey!" Mike exclaimed.
"I try," she replied.
"Team Olympic has four of its six presents down, Teams Pahkitew and Heather have three," Chris announced. "Make that four for Team Heather."
Leshawna just got her present in a chimney, leaving Shawn to throw his second present, and Harold.
"Come on Harold, the course is nearly over, you need to hurry!" Jasmine told him. "Jo, if you can, try to get as close to the chimneys as possible to give Harold a nice shot."
"I'll try," said Jo as Bridgette threw her present in.
"One more present for Team Pahkitew!" Chris exclaimed.
"Let's go Sugar!" Ella said in support.
"Pipe down, let me concentrate!" Sugar replied.
Confessional Sugar: "How am I supposed to throw the stupid present if she's all up in my face talking to me?"
Confessional Ella: "I was only trying to help."
End Confessionals
"And Team Olympic has one more present left!" Chris announced.
"Alright DJ, you got this!" Sky exclaimed.
"And each team needs only one more present!" Chris announced.
"Let's go Harold!" Leshawna shouted. Harold reached back, threw the present, and it miraculously lands…in Team Pahkitew's chimney!
"I guess that counts," said Chris. "Team Pahkitew is good! All they need is to cross the finishing line."
"Come on Harold!" yelled Jasmine.
"Just do it Harold!" Jo screamed.
This time Jo intentionally swerved the sleigh, causing Harold to lose his present and causing it to fall in the right chimney.
"Team Heather is done as well!"
"DJ, we really don't have time for this man!" Geoff panicked.
"Alright man, here we go!" DJ threw his present into the chimney.
"That's how to do it man!" Geoff turned to give him a high-five, but lost control of the reins. The sleigh began to swerve. DJ looked ahead…and saw the duck from Total Drama Island right in their path.
"Look out!" DJ shouted. He took the reins and swerved the sleigh, but too late. The sleigh hit the duck anyways, but the sleigh crashed into a snowdrift just outside the course and fell apart.
"And Team Pahkitew crosses the finish line, Team Heather is in second place!" Chris announced. "Team Olympic, time to send a loser flying away!"
Confessional Harold: "I think I really stepped up today and helped our team pull through."
Confessional Jo: "The dweeb is lucky we came in second or I'd have ripped his head off as he got ejected."
End Confessionals
In the elimination room:
"Team Olympic, your loser has been picked," Chris said.
Confessional Anne Maria: "Worst driver ever."
Confessional Mike: "He did screw us over."
Confessional Dave: "Doesn't know how to build a stupid sleigh!"
Confessional Zoey: "Sorry, man."
End Confessionals.
"Today's souvenirs are the presents of course!" Chris announced. "And the first one goes to…..Sky."
"Thanks guys," said Sky.
"For what?" Anne Maria asked.
"For not voting me out of course," Sky replied. "Just trying to be nice, sheesh."
"Mike and Zoey, claim your presents," Chris announced.
The couple high-fived each other as they got their presents.
"Anne Maria."
"Oh yeah baby, that's right!" she exclaimed as she got up.
"Dave."
"What took you so long?" Dave said as he got his present.
DJ and Geoff looked at each other, and then at the last present.
"Uh oh," Geoff gulped.
"Geoff," said Chris, "you're on the chopping block for being a terrible driver, and a worse builder. DJ, you're on the chopping block for swerving aside for that stupid duck, which you still managed to hit."
"I guess I still have my curse then," DJ said. "If that's the case, then I better leave the show."
"Well it's good you mentioned that bro," Chris replied, "because you got the most votes anyway!" Chris tossed the last present to Geoff.
"We're gonna miss you bro," Geoff told DJ.
"Just stop crashing into things man, it's starting to become a bad habit," DJ responded. "Okay, ready to fly."
DJ sat in the Ejection Seat of Shame as Chris pressed the red button. DJ went flying off the plane.
"Well that didn't end very dramatically!" Chris complained. "It would've been better if he got upset at you guys for voting him off. What?"
The contestants glared at Chris.
"Okay, you're all safe…..for now."
Confessional Geoff: "Looks like I'm the only original cast member left on my team. Oh well, the party must go on."
Confessional Dawn: "That animal hater is finally gone! The animals of the world can now live in piece!"
Chris concludes:
"Will Harold be forgiven by his team? Who will be the next to fly? Will I ever stop asking these questions in the same tone of voice? Find out all this and more, next time, on Total, Drama, World Detour!"
A bucket of ice-cold water is dumped on Chris.
"Revenge is sweet!" Alejandro exclaimed.
Chris presses a button. Alejandro falls through a trap door.
"Enjoy your revenge, Al!" Chris said.
Voting Summary:
Mike: DJ
Zoey: DJ
Sky: DJ
Anne Maria: Geoff
Dave: Geoff
Geoff: Dave
DJ: Anne Maria