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What was this feeling so sudden and new? Galinda didn't know. She had never felt so...so...threatened. Elphaba, or should she think Elphie, had been popular for two weeks now and she was rising fast. Galinda barely saw her anymore. Elphie spent all of her time with Fiyero or with Pfannee, Shenshen and Milla. It wasn't that she had dumbified herself either! Elphaba was the same. Smart, rhetorical, green as sin, just with friends...and a boyfriend. Galinda's ex-boyfriend. Now she sat in the lounge watching a sickening display of fliratation between Elphie and Fiyero with her wannabes...well they were still Galinda's wannabes right?...Right?

"Elphie's dress is soooo cute!" Pfannee gushed.

"IT'S MY DRESS! And it is sooo last year!" Said Galinda...but really she had bought it a week ago.

"Elphie and Fiyero were meant to be!" Milla gushed.

"Not once ever has he hit on me." Sighed Shenshen.

"They're just like that couple from Titanic!...only no one dies!" Pfannee practically screamed.

Galinda couldn't bear this anymore. She was supposed to be getting the attention tonight. "OMIGOD YOU GUYS! Shut. Up. They are so not perfect. Watch they'll break up in two days. Ugh. And she is sooo annoying. I mean yesterday she used up ALL of my deep conditioner and didn't buy me more. WHO DOES THAT?" Filled with anger, Galinda stalked out of the room and slammed the door.

This is against every girl code. I need this attention. She wasn't even close to popular. I created her. So she goes with Fiyero and decides to just take my life! I was trying to help her! I was being a good friend! But calm down Galinda. You can do this. You're friends. Best friends. This is good. You can do this.

There was a knock at the door. Preparing to give Elphie a lecture about having a key, she opened the door and saw Fiyero.

"Hey Galinda."

"Where's your girlfriend?"

Ignoring the question Fiyero let himself in and sat on Elphie's bed. "I'm worried about Elphie...I mean Elphaba. This isn't her."

"Well you seem to be enjoying her very much."

"That's what you think."

"So what do you want to do?"

"I want to get Elphaba back to herself."

"How do you propose we do that?"

"I was hoping you would have some girly answer to that."

"Oh...uhhh...well...I dunno. She's happy anyway. Just let her be."

"That's the thing. I don't think she's happy. I think she's deluding herself into thinking that. You are her best friend. Please...fix her."

"I DUNNO HOW."

"ARE YOU GALINDA UPLAND?"

"Yes."

"OF THE UPPER UPLANDS?"

"Yes."

"ARE YOU BEST FRIENDS WITH ELPHABA THROPP?"

"Yes."

"ARE YOU GOING TO HELP YOUR BEST FRIEND?"

"Yeah."

"ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE HER DOWN IN A BRUTAL POPULARITY BATTLE?"

"YEAH!"

"Good luck with that then." And Fiyero left the room.