Chapter 4... Bubble People
"Stupid.. ass.. fucking.. sadistic.. rapist.. Uchiha kisses.. Hns.. grunting... Damn... all... shit bags..." Itachi could hear Sakura in the shower cursing him and Sasuke, and basically all Uchiha men, calling them as many as names as she could find.
Finally after 5 more minutes of listening to her curse he threatened, "Say one more word Sakura and I'll come in there with you."
"Dirt bag!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs, and fell silent when she heard Itachi get up and walk across the room.
Sakura darted out of the shower, and pressed against the door, holding the door knob just in time as Itachi tried opening the door.
"You were saying?" Sakura heared Itachi say from the other side of the door.
"I was saying that you are a fucking dirt bag, no better than Sasuke." Sakura hissed, putting all her weight on the door to keep it closed as itachi did the same to open it.
"You want to repeat that?" Itachi said, and Sakura squealed when two strong hands picked her up from her waist, and put her in the shower.
"How the fuck?!" Sakura exclaimed, turning around to see Itachi somehow got into the bathroom, and currently had his shirt off, and examining her ass.
"I have the whole hideout wired. There's no where you can hide that I can't get to." Itachi replied simply.
"Get out! Haven't you ever heard of privacy!?" Sakura yelled, covering her top and bottom.
"Haven't you ever heard of natural hair color," Itachi remarked back.
"Haven't you ever heard of kindness?!" Sakura screamed
"Haven't you ever heard of quietness?" Itachi asked, folding his arms as if he could go on saying haven't you heard all day.
"Haven't you heard of getting a fucking haircut you hippie!" Sakura lowering her voice a bit
"Haven't you ever heard not to let your pillow be your hairstylist." Itachi shot back.
"Ugh! Just get out!!" Sakura roared, sitting down in the tub in attempt to hide more of herself.
"Make me." Itachi challenged, smirking.
"Get the fuck out and let me take a shower you stupid hippie weasel from the 1700's!!" Sakura yelled her face, crimson as she hugged herself tighter.
"MAKE.ME." Itachi repeated, stepping forwards to the edge of the tub.
Sakura turned on the water of the tub, and stuck her head underneath it, filling her mouth with water, before turning towards Itachi with her cheeks puffed out.
"You wouldn't." Itachi accused, a bit alarmed, and backed up slightly.
"She would," Itachi's inner self said calmly as Sakura spat all the water out at him, and grabbed a shampoo bottle, and squirted that at him as well, then splashing as much water at him as she could until he was nothing but a giant bubble.
Sakura burst out laughing as Itachi wiped the bubbles away from his eyes, nose and mouth.
"What ya gonna do now Bubble Man? Shoot me with your deadly bubble gun? Oh oh I know! your going to bubble me in your genjutsu. No even better! Your going to leave like the bubble man you are!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sakura crackled, and fell to her side, going under in the soapy water laughing, and quickly coming back up, coughing and gasping.
Now they both were bubble people.
"You shouldn't have done that." Itachi said angrily, and walked over to the sink, bubbles flying off him in chunks, landing on the floor.
"Uh oh... "Sakura's inner self said, as Sakura watched Itachi get a small bucket, and turn on the cold water.
"Shit!" Sakura exclaimed, and jumped out of the tub, forgetting to turn off the water, and that she was naked, even though the bubbles were acting as clothes.
Itachi darted out of the room after Sakura with the bucket of water, and tossed the freezing cold water at her.
Sakura screamed, a scream that caught the attention of everyone in the base.
The water splashed on his bed, all over the floor, and soapy suds were everywhere, flying in the air. Plus the tub started over flowing with soapy water.
"That's it weasel! I ask for a little privacy and instead I get Artic Water! Now your gonna pay!" Sakura fumed, and ran towards the bathroom, and slipped and fell into the big pile of bubbles now seeping out of the bathroom.
"Sakura!" Itachi exclaimed, amazed at how his shampoo filled up the whole bathroom with bubbles that quickly.
"Damn it all." Itachi hissed, and dived in the bubble mountain after her, sending bubbles flying everywhere in the room once again.
"That scream came from Itachi's room." Kisame said, walking down the hallway with Sasori, Dierdara, Konan, and Tobi.
"You don't think Itachi hurt the pretty pink haired girl do you Dierdara senpai?" Tobi asked tearing up under his mask.
"Nah. Probably just put her in a genjutsu," Dierdara replied
"The leader ordered him not to do anything to harm her, not even put her in a genjutsu." Konan stated, cracking her knuckles ready to kill him if he did.
"Man, Itachi is so dead," Sasori said, backing away from Konan's evil aura.
"Listen, we don't know what he did, so let's not jump to conclusions yet." Kisame said, and reached for Itachi's door knob.
Tobi gasped in delight and spealed when he seen Itachi's room.
"It's Bubble Country! They moved to Itachi senpais room!" Tobi squealed, and jumped in the pile of bubbles, sending them flying at Dierdara behind him.
"Ohhhh Man Itachi really is going to be dead," Sasori chuckled, swating away flying bubbles.
"Bubbles... I'm standing in a room... that looks like a mini model... of Bubble Country... bubbles... the least destructive art in existance." Dierdara said disgusted, blowing bubbles away, and brushing them off him, only to find more just stuck to him.
"Bubbles. Why would Itachi model his room as Bubble Country?" Kisame asked.
I" don't know, but when I find him in this mess he will be dead." Konan hissed, and dived into the pile of bubbles with Tobi.
"I hate bubbles." Dierdara growled angrily, trying to pop as many bubbles as he can.
"Dude, enough with the hating bubbles. You hate anything that doesn't make loud explosions. I mean seriously what kind of art explodes?" Sasori reasoned.
Dierdara's eye brow twitched annoyed.
"Come here," Dierdara said creepily calm, and reached for Sasori.
"No," Sasori said, and backed away.
"Come here, I'm not gonna hurt you," Dierdara growled, and dived towards Sasori.
"Thats what you always say before you hurt me!" Sasori yelled, diving into the bubbles to get away from him.
Sorry I haven't updated for a while. But I hope you like this chapter. Please review! Now 5 Akatsuki are in a giant Bubble mountain, along with a naked Sakura. What could possibly go wrong? Find out in the next chapter!