Shows They Can't Do Together?

American Idol!

Ryan Seacrest: That was a lovely ballet from Stefan!

Back stage.

Damon: How can you make Linkin Park a ballet?

Stefan: Stop being a sore loser.

Ryan: So the next person who's going to sing for us is…Damon Salvatore!

Crowd cheers!

Ten minutes later.

Ryan: Damon, are you going to sing?

Damon: Nope!

Ryan: *confused* How are you in Ellen's seat?

Damon: The little blonde elf wanted to go dancing in the aisles *Points at Ellen dancing*

Ellen: Can't…stop…dancing!

Simon: Who the hell do you think you are?

Damon: *Smirks* The guy who has you on film when your fighting with your darling Ryan.

Ryan: *Blushes* I'm s-straight

Damon: *cocks head to the side* Really? Well I can show it on the big screen. The bad boy and the fairy making out. Your little fights are cute? *evil smile*

Simon: *Blushes* I'm getting married!

Damon: *dangles a remote with two fingers* Fine, I press play.

On screen

Ryan: Baby you were a little too rough on my today.

Simon: I'm sorry Darling. *Grabs Ryan and make out*

Crowd: O.O

Randy and Kara: O.O

Damon: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk! To think that you would get caught so easily!

Ryan: *Cries and runs off the stage*

Simon: Ryan! *Runs after Ryan*

Stefan: Did you really do that?

Damon: Ha! I didn't want to sing Lady Gaga.

Stefan: You could have dazzled them.

Damon: But this was much more fun!

Stefan: *Slaps forehead*

Damon:*Laughs at all the chaos*

I don't really watch American Idol anymore. To me it got boring, it's probably just me cause I have a really short attention span and the commercials pop up a lot. But I do still watch the auditions cause they're fun. I love the Pants on the Ground song. That song was made for my brother. And I think Ryan and Simon belong together! I thought I was the only person who thought that but my mom proved me wrong.

I want to thank anneryn7, citigirl13, iamnotavampire2, Kara.R.K, VampireExpert101, melzdog123, archykinz, Rougue Assasin, and dirtdevil76 for the reviews!

But why do I have a feeling Damon would really do all that just to get out of singing? *Shrugs* Guess what's next!